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If Football Club nicknames were literal

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  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 10,934
    Not sure if we'd be slapping people with fish or we'd be giant fish.

    Either way, think we're screwed.
    fish slapping dance  Tumblr
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,353
    Palarse (The Cnuts) v Spanners (The Cnuts)

    Hmmmm,  not getting the hang of this am I?
  • 25May98
    25May98 Posts: 712
    I think ultimately Hampton and Richmond Borough would win. It would all be too much of a distraction for far too many. 
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Not sure if we'd be slapping people with fish or we'd be giant fish.

    Either way, think we're screwed.
    We'd win as we'd be Valiant.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    My money is on the Newport Nukes.
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,753
    edited May 2020
    Wycombe would be a tough bunch! 
    The opposition wouldn't take it sitting down though.



    Wycombe Wanderers v Atletico Madrid would be probably be a boring 0-0 draw although I'd fancy Wycombe more

    One lot sitting on their chairs and the other lot lying on their mattresses.
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,753
    Most teams would wash their hands of Sevilla quite easily
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,753
    Even matches:

    Wolverhampton Wanderers v Wolfsburg

    Millwall v SC Bastia

    Palace v Lazio

    Nantes v Norwich
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,856
    edited May 2020
    Even matches:

    Wolverhampton Wanderers v Wolfsburg

    Millwall v SC Bastia

    Palace v Lazio

    Nantes v Norwich
    Don't give them ideas FFS, they'll be changing their kit to sky blue if they read this...
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,753
    The best to watch would be Rad (Serbia) v Eintracht Frankfurt

    aka The Construction Workers v The Temperamental Divas
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  • EricBanterna
    EricBanterna Posts: 1,740
    I feel a bit sorry for Southend. 

    If your confused, type their nickname into urban dictionary. NOT FOR THE FEINT HEARTED. 
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,102
    I feel a bit sorry for Southend. 

    If your confused, type their nickname into urban dictionary. NOT FOR THE FEINT HEARTED. 
    Even worse if you try our nickname while you’re there.
  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    I feel a bit sorry for Southend. 

    If your confused, type their nickname into urban dictionary. NOT FOR THE FEINT HEARTED. 
    Lol type in Golf Addick into urban dictionary
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,350
    on the plains of Africa and the Indian jungle .. Lions (sorry) and Tigers (unless they're being hunted by a human with a big gun)
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,954
    I feel a bit sorry for Southend. 

    If your confused, type their nickname into urban dictionary. NOT FOR THE FEINT HEARTED. 
    Lol type in Golf Addick into urban dictionary
    16 years of moaning apparently!
  • PopIcon
    PopIcon Posts: 5,970
    Rossman92 said:
    Wycombe would be a tough bunch! 
    You can do some serious damage with a chair lol
    Michael Barrymores pool parties were notorious for this.
  • EricBanterna
    EricBanterna Posts: 1,740
    PopIcon said:
    Rossman92 said:
    Wycombe would be a tough bunch! 
    You can do some serious damage with a chair lol
    Michael Barrymores pool parties were notorious for this.
    It was just a game of apple bobbing that went out of control. 
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,849
    Rossman92 said:
    Wycombe would be a tough bunch! 
    You can do some serious damage with a chair lol
    This Chair has done serious damage...