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Stupid business talk.

I have a hard stop at....

Put yours here.
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  • iainment said:
    I have a hard stop at....

    Put yours here.
    Don't be filthy !

  • Reach out.
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    I was going to do a deep dive of this thread but I have instead decided, after some blue sky thinking, to take a helicopter view. 
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    The deal will be done by Friday.
  • Lets put our heads together and brainstorm!!
  • Just waiting for the funds to be released
  • Let's double down on that
  • I am seeing a lot pivoting at the moment.
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  • bazjonster
    bazjonster Posts: 2,875
    edited September 2020
    'Across the piece'.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    We will have 6 more in the building tomorrow 
  • We'll wait for approval before we make any statements
  • CafcWest
    CafcWest Posts: 6,169
    It's a paradigm shift...
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,037
    The complete misuse and misunderstanding of the the word “strategic”. 
  • When you 'reach your targets'.
  • As a starter for 10.
    We should go after the low hanging fruits.
    Make sure we are aligned.  
    I would really appreciate your feed-in.

    Is basically all in an email I have just received.  The bloke is an absolute genius and wonderful at his job, but...
  • MattF
    MattF Posts: 3,797
    Being told to "reach out" to someone
  • Sick of people engaging with everything and everyone.
  • h
    h Posts: 144
    Today’s gem “It needs someone to put their foot on the ball”.
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  • doing the needful
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,843
    Let me run this past you.

    My reply is usually something like "Wasting your time, pal - I'm 63 and gave up running a long time ago".
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    edited September 2020
    bobmunro said:
    Let me run this past you.

    My reply is usually something like "Wasting your time, pal - I'm 63 and gave up running a long time ago".
    So he can run it past you with impunity then 😄 you old f*****!

    (I’m 65 btw).
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    se9addick said:
    The complete misuse and misunderstanding of the the word “strategic”. 
    This is a huge one. I've had more than one manager tell me that in order to progress I need to think more strategically,  when in fact the only 'strategic thinking' they ever did was thinking about how to crowbar the word 'strategic' into every other sentence. 
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,843
    Stig said:
    se9addick said:
    The complete misuse and misunderstanding of the the word “strategic”. 
    This is a huge one. I've had more than one manager tell me that in order to progress I need to think more strategically,  when in fact the only 'strategic thinking' they ever did was thinking about how to crowbar the word 'strategic' into every other sentence. 

    I usually say to managers "in order to progress you need to think".

    I stop it there, no need to add 'more strategically'.
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    Stig said:
    se9addick said:
    The complete misuse and misunderstanding of the the word “strategic”. 
    This is a huge one. I've had more than one manager tell me that in order to progress I need to think more strategically,  when in fact the only 'strategic thinking' they ever did was thinking about how to crowbar the word 'strategic' into every other sentence. 
    You must work for the same firm as me.... 
  • Low hanging fruit
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,955
    We need some 'blue sky thinking'........
  • Brain storming is no longer considered an appropriate term. They are now called ‘Thought Showers’.
  • Light at the end of the tunnel