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  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,708
    What am I supposed to do with all this Paella?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
  • Morts-Genius
    Morts-Genius Posts: 967
    Many going to Wales for the weekend?
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    "Gawd bless the Queen Mum.
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Aussie:

    "Whats yer favorite col'or Blue ?"
    "Whats yer name Shelia ?"
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Any one fancy a pint?
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    A rat can live off a single camel for weeks.
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    "Still Life with Woodpecker" is sort of a love story that takes place inside a pack of Camel cigarettes. It reveals the purpose of the moon, explains the difference between criminals and outlaws, examines the conflict between social activism and romantic individualism, and paints a portrait of contemporary society that includes powerful Arabs, exiled royalty, and pregnant cheerleaders. It also deals with the problem of redheads.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    After extensive medical reasarch and trails doctors have finaly proved the Grove really is in the heart.
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    Cheers Adam

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  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Cheers Mate... Buurrrppp.. right my shout..

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  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
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  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
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    Put 26 C on the juke box mate TUNE!!!

    Oi Mate, one shot on the black in this pub...

    Oi Trev, Hold the bells and the the third will drop in..
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    Watch me pint, going for a lash.

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  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Your Taxis here mate..

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  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Hi Ad,
    DA9 still here ?
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    [cite]Posted By: miserableold-ish git[/cite]Hi Ad,
    DA9 still here ?

    Still here

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  • Darren
    Darren Posts: 435
    edited February 2009
    Keep your anti-virus software & MS updates up to date. The Downadup/Conficker worm seems to be a nasty one, I'm sure Admin would agree?
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    my pension will probably be worth 640p p.a.
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Jezus DA9 !!
    What WAS you eating last night ?
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  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    try vinegar and newspaper
  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    Which is more fattening :

    Crisps or Biscuits ?
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    Athlete's foot, spray or cream?
  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    Sink! Sink!
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,620
    anyone know the number of a good dentist?i am thinking about having some root canal work done and was hoping for some recommendations.
  • Morts-Genius
    Morts-Genius Posts: 967
    well there's one on the way to blackfen before the lights on the left hand side.
    Went there before i moved up to ..... wait for it...... shoot ter kill.....
  • RalphMilnesgut
    RalphMilnesgut Posts: 1,751
    The place I love is a million miles away,
    Its too far for the eye to see
    Still its me at least, and you cant come there
    No one is allowed at all
    Only animals that love, will always, only, ever could be
    And its always at the back of my mind.
    The place I love is overgrown now
    With beautiful moss and colourful flowers
    And goldfish that swim in a pool, theres a small brick wall

    With neon lighting controlled by lightning
    Im making a stand against the world
    Theres those who would hurt us if they heard.

    The place I love is no where near here,
    Not within a mile of those trendy dos,
    Where dogsbodies pick you up, and graciously give you a lift,

    With cherished thoughts and bitterness.
    Im making a stand against the world,
    Theres those who would hurt us if they heard
    And thats always in the back of my mind
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,708
    A thought for the day.......
    Front rank fire! Rear rank fire, reload!
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    But are jaffa cakes biscuits or cakes?
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    And do you pronounce "scone" to rhyme with "stone" or with "gone"?

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