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Socially distant movies suggestions please

LennyLowrent
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Camelot cinema in Perth Western Australia has opened up a radio advertising campaign in anticipation of the coming festive season.
However, towards the end of the commercial the radio announcer puts on his 'small print' voice and says: "due to covid restrictions films may change"...
Yes, this is how we so far managed to stay Corona free.
Not only we ensure we don't spread the virus amongst ourselves but we also protect our cinema goers from catching it from the screen by choosing our movie stars very carefully .
So, out with socially undistant biblical blockbusters like 'Ben Hur' 'Spartacus' or the not so well sanitized 'Caligula' (multiple kinds of additional infections of this last one).
but what movies are safe..??
So far I could only come up with '2001' as they are all wearing masks in that one.
Any other suggestions ???
However, towards the end of the commercial the radio announcer puts on his 'small print' voice and says: "due to covid restrictions films may change"...
Yes, this is how we so far managed to stay Corona free.
Not only we ensure we don't spread the virus amongst ourselves but we also protect our cinema goers from catching it from the screen by choosing our movie stars very carefully .
So, out with socially undistant biblical blockbusters like 'Ben Hur' 'Spartacus' or the not so well sanitized 'Caligula' (multiple kinds of additional infections of this last one).
but what movies are safe..??
So far I could only come up with '2001' as they are all wearing masks in that one.
Any other suggestions ???
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Stand By Me?5
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Cast away4
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Buried
127 Hours
Moon1 -
Home Alone
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8 mile1
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Socially distanced encounters of the third kind0
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Driving miss daisy 2: in a hearse1
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The Martian3
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A Bridge Too Far.1
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Far from the Madding Crowd.9
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Lethal Weapon0
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28 Days Later....1
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The Mask5
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The American President0
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From Here To Eternity0
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Gravity
Phone Booth
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There Will be Blood Tests
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Walkabout!0
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Beds is on the right lines - any movie where there's only one or two people.
The Lighthouse (my film of 2020!) springs to mind.
All Is Lost is Robert Redford on a boat. Love a film like that. Likewise, Dead Calm.
If you want to see non-COVID suffering then Antichrist will make you regret taking this recommendation seriously.0 - Sponsored links:
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Cast Away
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Tonight’s @Bedsaddickr recommendation of the Revenant goes somewhat socially distant and extreme lockout rather than lockdown. All open air fun though. Probably a tier 4 approved adventure 😂😂1
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Passengers
Misery
Gravity
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Into The Wild
In a similar vein, The Wild.2 -
The Man in the Iron Mask1
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The whole 9 yards2
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Private Life
No Country For Old Men
A Separation
When Harry met No One1 -
The longest yard0
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Ned Kelly0
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I Am Legend.
Most of earth's population is wiped out by a dodgy vaccine. Those that were infected but survive, become albino zombies who try to kill the immune. Will Smith takes his dog for a walk and befriends some mannequins.1