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DHOTYA 2020

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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    Feminism Suffragettes now into 7/4!!!!

    6/1 was ridiculous value. It’s a good job they had £10 max bet cos the bloke that priced them up would be getting his P45. 
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,850
    Some of those are brilliant. 

    A perfect example of why Twitter should be shut down/remain open. 

    Full of shit, but great content. 
  • cafcfan1990
    cafcfan1990 Posts: 12,811
    Not sure the Britney one should count. More of a case of stupidity than bullshit. 
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    edited December 2020



  • MattF
    MattF Posts: 3,797
    buckshee said:



    Next years winner is decided before this years awards have happened
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,372
    Look forward to this every year. The Wayne Hennessey one from last year is still my all time favorite. 

    Will be boring if Trump wins - he's a politician and lying is generally what they do. These awards are all about the every day person looking for social media attention. 
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    Bump
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,856
    Who won? 
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    edited December 2020
    MrOneLung said:
    Who won? 
    No one yet... Its currently the Group Stages of voting

    Advancing from the Groups are:

    Group A : Coco Pops and Disney
    Group B : Feminism, Suffragettes and Kissed a Tory
    Group C : He's only 8 and NHS
    Group D : "A woman always knows" and Donald Trump
    Group E : £34 cough and Exit Polls in Iowa
    Group F : The Voiceless and Stank
    Group G : Mandela and Ripping the Tories
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    Trump out in the last 16
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  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,372
    I’ve a feeling Feminism, Suffragettes is going to stroll this tournament.

    Had me howling with laughter when I first read it 
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,458
    cafctom said:
    I’ve a feeling Feminism, Suffragettes is going to stroll this tournament.

    Had me howling with laughter when I first read it 
    Yeah I hope so. Especially as, as my mate pointed out, it’s really difficult to chant those two words in a remotely rhythmic way.
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,857
    edited December 2020
    JaShea99 said:
    cafctom said:
    I’ve a feeling Feminism, Suffragettes is going to stroll this tournament.

    Had me howling with laughter when I first read it 
    Yeah I hope so. Especially as, as my mate pointed out, it’s really difficult to chant those two words in a remotely rhythmic way.
    Is it possible to confuse "suffragette" with "get yer tits out for the lads" if it was windy, or if there was lots of road noise?
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,037
    ValleyGary said:
    Trump out in the last 16
    Has he demanded a recount?
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,103
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,954
    The first 3 are much stronger than Britney - that feels like her just being thick and getting distances wrong, the other 3 are classic DHOTY, obvious bollocks spouted to try and get attention/likes etc on social media and make some ridiculously heavy-handed point.

    Feminism, suffragettes v the Voiceless for the win for me.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,856
    surely these are just wind ups (not Britney) and posted for effect ?
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,037
    North Lower Neil said:
    The first 3 are much stronger than Britney - that feels like her just being thick and getting distances wrong, the other 3 are classic DHOTY, obvious bollocks spouted to try and get attention/likes etc on social media and make some ridiculously heavy-handed point.

    Feminism, suffragettes v the Voiceless for the win for me.
    Britney has suffered from mental health issues for ages now and I think her grasp of reality has led to her genuinely thinking that she's run (not) 100m in (not) 5 seconds. Her father still has control over her finances and activities and all that, which must be taking its toll. I don't think she's doing it knowing it's obvious bollocks. Her situation is quite sad.

    Got to be "He's only 8" for me. What a load of pretentious twaddle.
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,857
    He's only 8 is my favourite - so many different levels of nonsense caught in so very few words.

  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    The Eastbourne Echo wins for me. ‘He’s going to be a future leader of the country’ 😂😂
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    edited December 2020
    Alwaysneil said:
    The Eastbourne Echo wins for me. ‘He’s going to be a future leader of the country’ 😂😂
    Pretty sure that’s a wind up.

    Nothing even comes close to Feminism. Just the image of her continually struggling to throw the ball over whilst these teenage boys are chanting, then comes the slow mo...she finds this extra inner strength... and the ball goes sailing over.

    Its so much bollocks it actually irritates me.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,037
    I’m not sure I even understand the Britney one, do people think she’s claiming to have run 100m in 6 seconds? And what was she actually trying to say? 
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,954
    se9addick said:
    I’m not sure I even understand the Britney one, do people think she’s claiming to have run 100m in 6 seconds? And what was she actually trying to say? 
    Yes she was, I presume she just messed up the distance she thought she was running in a workout.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,037
    North Lower Neil said:
    se9addick said:
    I’m not sure I even understand the Britney one, do people think she’s claiming to have run 100m in 6 seconds? And what was she actually trying to say? 
    Yes she was, I presume she just messed up the distance she thought she was running in a workout.
    So she ran about 10-20 meters (God knows how fast Britney Spears can run, it’s something I’ve literally never thought about before) and thought that was her workout? The whole thing is so confusing. 
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,103
    Perhaps she ran 100ft in 6 seconds.
    Either way I think it’s more likely she just got the numbers wrong.

    Where as the other 3 are just outright lies made up for social media. Wrong ‘uns.
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,954
    se9addick said:
    North Lower Neil said:
    se9addick said:
    I’m not sure I even understand the Britney one, do people think she’s claiming to have run 100m in 6 seconds? And what was she actually trying to say? 
    Yes she was, I presume she just messed up the distance she thought she was running in a workout.
    So she ran about 10-20 meters (God knows how fast Britney Spears can run, it’s something I’ve literally never thought about before) and thought that was her workout? The whole thing is so confusing. 
    Something like that I guess, but more likely it was part of a workout not just a 6 second workout!

    However it happened it just doesn't have the twattishness of the other 3.
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,037
    Oh definitely, the others are absolute madness. 
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,476
    I thought the six year old in Asda deserved it even if it was for the myriad of spelling mistakes. 
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,103
    Britney 4th
    ”He’s only 8” 3rd

    Voting in the final currently just over an hour left,
    the voiceless is beating feminism 55/45
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,037
    Apparently "feminism, suffragettes" was an entry made up to win DHOTYA and to piss football fans off, so I think that rather invalidates it as an entry, especially as its author is encouraging people to vote for it.

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