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Ronnie Schwartz (Page 73 - contract cancelled)
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Jeepers there’s some crap in amongst that selection of Zedders 😲 it’s a wonder I never went grey a lot sooner than my forties. Still more good than bad though 😅.Stig said:thai malaysia addick said:Ronnie joins a mixed bunch of players with Z in their surname. As far as I know, though, he is the first to have a name that ends in Z.Aizlewood, Bouazza, Hazell, Lazarus, McKenzie X 2, Omozusi, Razak, Zheng ZhiI believe this is Charlton's full Z-List (I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere). 21 with zeds in their surname; three ending in z.
V091 Harry ‘Jazzo' KIRKV146 Gerrit Pieter KEIZER V265 Ronald OOSTHUIZEN V417 Anthony Philip HAZELL V424 Paul LAZARUS V441 Mark AIZLEWOOD V491 Stephen MACKENZIE V630 Amaro Gonzalo SORONDO V644 Zhi ZHENG V651 Izale Michael McLEOD V670 Hameur BOUAZZA V687 Frazer RICHARDSON V689 Miguel Angel LLERA GARZON V694 Leon Mark McKENZIE V697 Elliot OMOZUSI V706 Paweł Tadeusz Howard ABBOTT V734 Ruben BOVER IZQUIERDO V751 Abdul RAZAK V756 Adebayo Linford Kazim AZEEZ V757 Jonathan Chedozie OBIKA V764 Joseph David Wozencroft PIGOTT V769 Diego POYET GONZÁLEZ V772 Reza GHOOCHANNEJHAD NOURNIA V773 Piotr PARZSZEK V785 Joe GOMEZ V802 Zakarya BERGDITCH V811 Ricardo Jorge VAZ TÊ V827 Ezri KONSA NGOYO V883 Erhun OZTUMER V855 Michał ŻYRO VXXX Ronnie SCHWARTZ NIELSEN 1 -
I thought he had been training with his club, just not playing, so hopefully he is fit, just not match fit. 15 minutes Friday, 45 minutes against Rochdale and full game against Bristol Rovers, assuming none are called off.........I hope he has scored at least one goal a game by then
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Jazzo Kirk?! That's absolutely... suuuuuuuuuperb.Stig said:thai malaysia addick said:Ronnie joins a mixed bunch of players with Z in their surname. As far as I know, though, he is the first to have a name that ends in Z.Aizlewood, Bouazza, Hazell, Lazarus, McKenzie X 2, Omozusi, Razak, Zheng ZhiI believe this is Charlton's full Z-List (I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere). 21 with zeds in their surname; three ending in z.
V091 Harry ‘Jazzo' KIRKV146 Gerrit Pieter KEIZER V265 Ronald OOSTHUIZEN V417 Anthony Philip HAZELL V424 Paul LAZARUS V441 Mark AIZLEWOOD V491 Stephen MACKENZIE V630 Amaro Gonzalo SORONDO V644 Zhi ZHENG V651 Izale Michael McLEOD V670 Hameur BOUAZZA V687 Frazer RICHARDSON V689 Miguel Angel LLERA GARZON V694 Leon Mark McKENZIE V697 Elliot OMOZUSI V706 Paweł Tadeusz Howard ABBOTT V734 Ruben BOVER IZQUIERDO V751 Abdul RAZAK V756 Adebayo Linford Kazim AZEEZ V757 Jonathan Chedozie OBIKA V764 Joseph David Wozencroft PIGOTT V769 Diego POYET GONZÁLEZ V772 Reza GHOOCHANNEJHAD NOURNIA V773 Piotr PARZSZEK V785 Joe GOMEZ V802 Zakarya BERGDITCH V811 Ricardo Jorge VAZ TÊ V827 Ezri KONSA NGOYO V883 Erhun OZTUMER V855 Michał ŻYRO VXXX Ronnie SCHWARTZ NIELSEN 2 -
that's brilliant. he seems to get red carded but then jedi mind tricks the ref into just booking him. 'that is not the card you are looking for'charltonbob said:3 -
Ron (note another Ronnie) Oosthuizen is really worthy of note. One appearance for Charlton having come from Marist Bros in South Africa. He left Charlton to play for Poole Town. I wonder if anyone on this forum saw his one appearance.Stig said:thai malaysia addick said:Ronnie joins a mixed bunch of players with Z in their surname. As far as I know, though, he is the first to have a name that ends in Z.Aizlewood, Bouazza, Hazell, Lazarus, McKenzie X 2, Omozusi, Razak, Zheng ZhiI believe this is Charlton's full Z-List (I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere). 21 with zeds in their surname; three ending in z.
V091 Harry ‘Jazzo' KIRKV146 Gerrit Pieter KEIZER V265 Ronald OOSTHUIZEN V417 Anthony Philip HAZELL V424 Paul LAZARUS V441 Mark AIZLEWOOD V491 Stephen MACKENZIE V630 Amaro Gonzalo SORONDO V644 Zhi ZHENG V651 Izale Michael McLEOD V670 Hameur BOUAZZA V687 Frazer RICHARDSON V689 Miguel Angel LLERA GARZON V694 Leon Mark McKENZIE V697 Elliot OMOZUSI V706 Paweł Tadeusz Howard ABBOTT V734 Ruben BOVER IZQUIERDO V751 Abdul RAZAK V756 Adebayo Linford Kazim AZEEZ V757 Jonathan Chedozie OBIKA V764 Joseph David Wozencroft PIGOTT V769 Diego POYET GONZÁLEZ V772 Reza GHOOCHANNEJHAD NOURNIA V773 Piotr PARZSZEK V785 Joe GOMEZ V802 Zakarya BERGDITCH V811 Ricardo Jorge VAZ TÊ V827 Ezri KONSA NGOYO V883 Erhun OZTUMER V855 Michał ŻYRO VXXX Ronnie SCHWARTZ NIELSEN 2 -
The best player we've ever had for getting away with it would be Darren Pratley in my view. He knows how to charm and 'work' a referee, but last Saturday it all seemed to catch up with him in a Karmic sort of way.rina said:
that's brilliant. he seems to get red carded but then jedi mind tricks the ref into just booking him. 'that is not the card you are looking for'charltonbob said:2 -
The guy on the receiving end fractured two vertebra in his back!rina said:
that's brilliant. he seems to get red carded but then jedi mind tricks the ref into just booking him. 'that is not the card you are looking for'charltonbob said:
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Hmmm.... under Lee first game could be next season.stoneroses19 said:
Hopefully fans don’t start hounding him on social media if he doesn’t score in his first game.mattinfinland said:Honestly hope he handles the pressure because we need him to perform. Plenty of experience but we all know English football is very different to that of Danish.1 -
I don't think I saw him play, but I got his autograph when I watched him training. In the fifties they used to train at the Valley, mainly running up and down the East terrace! There were quite a few South Africans (Leary, Firmani, Hewie O'linn) playing for Charlton then.thai malaysia addick said:
Ron (note another Ronnie) Oosthuizen is really worthy of note. One appearance for Charlton having come from Marist Bros in South Africa. He left Charlton to play for Poole Town. I wonder if anyone on this forum saw his one appearance.2 -
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Another rib tickler, where do you get them all from?RaplhMilne said:
Hmmm.... under Lee first game could be next season.stoneroses19 said:
Hopefully fans don’t start hounding him on social media if he doesn’t score in his first game.mattinfinland said:Honestly hope he handles the pressure because we need him to perform. Plenty of experience but we all know English football is very different to that of Danish.0 -
After that Ronnie Schwartz demolition tackle ....... the ref really enjoying the moment, smiling ...... and our Ron fearing the worst. But after the ref's little jape with the cards, seeing it's just a yellow after all, the look of relief on Schwarz's face and the way he touches his chest. Priceless!rina said:
that's brilliant. he seems to get red carded but then jedi mind tricks the ref into just booking him. 'that is not the card you are looking for'charltonbob said:
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Terrible jokes are part and parcel of CharltonLife, I’m not sure why it’s bothering you so much the last couple of days.Redrobo said:
Another rib tickler, where do you get them all from?RaplhMilne said:
Hmmm.... under Lee first game could be next season.stoneroses19 said:
Hopefully fans don’t start hounding him on social media if he doesn’t score in his first game.mattinfinland said:Honestly hope he handles the pressure because we need him to perform. Plenty of experience but we all know English football is very different to that of Danish.6 -
I love a joke, even a poor one. Plays on words, deliberately taking the wrong meaning. Fish puns, any pun. Love em all. Fantastic. Clever.ValleyGary said:
Terrible jokes are part and parcel of CharltonLife, I’m not sure why it’s bothering you so much the last couple of days.Redrobo said:
Another rib tickler, where do you get them all from?RaplhMilne said:
Hmmm.... under Lee first game could be next season.stoneroses19 said:
Hopefully fans don’t start hounding him on social media if he doesn’t score in his first game.mattinfinland said:Honestly hope he handles the pressure because we need him to perform. Plenty of experience but we all know English football is very different to that of Danish.
The same ‘joke’ on every thread several times is tedious. Bet he plays him at right back. Hilarious. Bet he plays him in goal, even funnier. He will break his leg getting off the train. Classic.
These aren’t terrible jokes. They are just not jokes. A lot more effort is required as the standard has plummeted to an unacceptable level. Someone had to start highlighting this before we become the laughing stock of others. Where is the wit? The banter? The humour?Cheer up. Live, Love, Laugh and be Happy. Not miserable, negative and nasty.8 -
Brilliant stuff, @aitchyaddick. I saw Leary, Hewie and Firmani play as a youngster and remember the South African contingent well, but I had never heard of Oosthuizen until recently. Brian Tocknell was another from South Africa at that time while Peter Firmani came from the same club as Oosthuizen. I wonder why Oosthuizen effectively went from South Africa to Poole Town via Charlton - I assume he didn't make the grade at Charlton. I know of Syd O'Linn, but never saw him play, as he took lodgings at my grandmother's when he first came to England. You have, of course, given your age away a bit, @aitchyaddick!aitchyaddick said:
I don't think I saw him play, but I got his autograph when I watched him training. In the fifties they used to train at the Valley, mainly running up and down the East terrace! There were quite a few South Africans (Leary, Firmani, Hewie O'linn) playing for Charlton then.thai malaysia addick said:
Ron (note another Ronnie) Oosthuizen is really worthy of note. One appearance for Charlton having come from Marist Bros in South Africa. He left Charlton to play for Poole Town. I wonder if anyone on this forum saw his one appearance.
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Dear Henry well said my friend.Henry Irving said:This thread is indicative of just how much negatively has taken over CL recently.
The cynicism, the default position that whatever could go wrong will go wrong. It's not even gallows humour anymore. Have the last few years left a lot of fans addicted to crises and pessimism?
FFS, try and enjoy being a Charlton fan.
As the song goes, live, love, laugh and be happy.
LBR&WA
I have been a passionate Charlton Fan all my life
since I was a small boy, and I have 100% faith in
Our excellent manager LB and our new owner TS.
Every football club in the UK have a percentage of
Negative bordering on stupid fans it’s a normal
Distraction.
Anyone with a brain for the last 7 games can see why we have struggled against average teams.
we lost our two current best defenders and we don’t
have a serous striker.
that was not down to LB or TS.
when we get promotion some of the negative dept
will still moan in the championship and so on.
proper fans remain proper fans,
we are still 6th in the table with 27 Games to go.
So come on you Reds and Bollocks to Negativity 😂😂14 -
Just spiced it up a bit, being the laugh a minute swell guy I am.1968CAFC said:
Dear Henry well said my friend.Henry Irving said:This thread is indicative of just how much negatively has taken over CL recently.
The cynicism, the default position that whatever could go wrong will go wrong. It's not even gallows humour anymore. Have the last few years left a lot of fans addicted to crises and pessimism?
FFS, try and enjoy being a Charlton fan.
As the song goes, live, love, laugh and be happy.
LBR&WA
I have been a passionate Charlton Fan all my life
Ever since I was a young boy, I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton, I must've played 'em all
But I ain't seen nothin' like him in any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
Our excellent manager LB and our new owner TS.
Every football club in the UK have a percentage of
Negative bordering on stupid fans it’s a normal
Distraction.
Anyone with a brain for the last 7 games can see why we have struggled against average teams.
we lost our two current best defenders and we don’t
have a serous striker.
that was not down to LB or TS.
when we get promotion some of the negative dept
will still moan in the championship and so on.
proper fans remain proper fans,
we are still 6th in the table with 27 Games to go.
So come on you Reds and Bollocks to Negativity 😂😂5 -
We all need to be more positive but this is clearly an owner-initiated signing not a Gallen/Bowyer signing in order to boost CAFC interest in Denmark.
Big Ron will be restricted to cameo appearances, as a back up to Bogle, or as another lost-looking left back.
Don't be surprised to see Curbs replaced by Claus Jensen and Dennis Rommedahl for pre-match Minto interviews on Friday night and Noggin the Nog appointed as Director of Football with Hans Christian Anderson taking on the club's key PR role.
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We also had Ronnie Mooreaddick1956 said:
Nah ! Ronnie Black. We had a Ronnie White in the 50's .KiwiValley said:Full name: Ronaldo Schwartz
lets hope he’s not Ronnie Less 😕0 -
Mega a real Charlton Fan with a sense of Humoursillav nitram said:
Just spiced it up a bit, being the laugh a minute swell guy I am.1968CAFC said:
Dear Henry well said my friend.Henry Irving said:This thread is indicative of just how much negatively has taken over CL recently.
The cynicism, the default position that whatever could go wrong will go wrong. It's not even gallows humour anymore. Have the last few years left a lot of fans addicted to crises and pessimism?
FFS, try and enjoy being a Charlton fan.
As the song goes, live, love, laugh and be happy.
LBR&WA
I have been a passionate Charlton Fan all my life
Ever since I was a young boy, I've played the silver ball
From Soho down to Brighton, I must've played 'em all
But I ain't seen nothin' like him in any amusement hall
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball
Our excellent manager LB and our new owner TS.
Every football club in the UK have a percentage of
Negative bordering on stupid fans it’s a normal
Distraction.
Anyone with a brain for the last 7 games can see why we have struggled against average teams.
we lost our two current best defenders and we don’t
have a serous striker.
that was not down to LB or TS.
when we get promotion some of the negative dept
will still moan in the championship and so on.
proper fans remain proper fans,
we are still 6th in the table with 27 Games to go.
So come on you Reds and Bollocks to Negativity 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂1 -
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just as the negative tactics storm was starting to die down, someone had to go and reignite it - try and be positive and move on1968CAFC said:
Dear Henry well said my friend.Henry Irving said:This thread is indicative of just how much negatively has taken over CL recently.
The cynicism, the default position that whatever could go wrong will go wrong. It's not even gallows humour anymore. Have the last few years left a lot of fans addicted to crises and pessimism?
FFS, try and enjoy being a Charlton fan.
As the song goes, live, love, laugh and be happy.
LBR&WA
I have been a passionate Charlton Fan all my life
since I was a small boy, and I have 100% faith in
Our excellent manager LB and our new owner TS.
Every football club in the UK have a percentage of
Negative bordering on stupid fans it’s a normal
Distraction.
Anyone with a brain for the last 7 games can see why we have struggled against average teams.
we lost our two current best defenders and we don’t
have a serous striker.
that was not down to LB or TS.
when we get promotion some of the negative dept
will still moan in the championship and so on.
proper fans remain proper fans,
we are still 6th in the table with 27 Games to go.
So come on you Reds and Bollocks to Negativity 😂😂1 -
Noggin the Nog was Icelandic.grumpyaddick said:We all need to be more positive but this is clearly an owner-initiated signing not a Gallen/Bowyer signing in order to boost CAFC interest in Denmark.
Big Ron will be restricted to cameo appearances, as a back up to Bogle, or as another lost-looking left back.
Don't be surprised to see Curbs replaced by Claus Jensen and Dennis Rommedahl for pre-match Minto interviews on Friday night and Noggin the Nog appointed as Director of Football with Hans Christian Anderson taking on the club's key PR role.3 -
Surprised no one commented on this - so we’re trying to sign Pigott? Surely that only happens if we can move another striker on - Bogle?eaststandmike said:
I was told by an employee of the club on Saturday that Ronnie was a "done deal" and that Piggot was looking good. They got the Ronnie bit right so fingers crossed.Lazy_eye_metaphor said:Welcome Ronnie.
I'd still like to see us offer Bogle plus cash for Joe Piggot.
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Interesting. I felt Piggy made a bit of a “come and get me” last month but would be surprised if we went for him. Wouldn’t say no but that says more about our current striking options than Piggy’s potentialScoham said:
Surprised no one commented on this - so we’re trying to sign Pigott? Surely that only happens if we can move another striker on - Bogle?eaststandmike said:
I was told by an employee of the club on Saturday that Ronnie was a "done deal" and that Piggot was looking good. They got the Ronnie bit right so fingers crossed.Lazy_eye_metaphor said:Welcome Ronnie.
I'd still like to see us offer Bogle plus cash for Joe Piggot.2 -
For the money you would pay for Piggott, would you get a player who could do it on promotion?1
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Scoham said:
Surprised no one commented on this - so we’re trying to sign Pigott? Surely that only happens if we can move another striker on - Bogle?eaststandmike said:
I was told by an employee of the club on Saturday that Ronnie was a "done deal" and that Piggot was looking good. They got the Ronnie bit right so fingers crossed.Lazy_eye_metaphor said:Welcome Ronnie.
I'd still like to see us offer Bogle plus cash for Joe Piggot.
Reinvesting the potential Doughty money, more likely I would have thought. Maybe we have a bit more room on the wage cap than is being let on, or are going to take a calculated risk with a bit of an overspend. Would make sense for the club to be playing down what they have left to spend when trying to negotiate the best deals they can with any oncoming players.
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I was wondering why Schwartz didn't take the #9 shirt.. Pigott Confirmed.Scoham said:
Surprised no one commented on this - so we’re trying to sign Pigott? Surely that only happens if we can move another striker on - Bogle?eaststandmike said:
I was told by an employee of the club on Saturday that Ronnie was a "done deal" and that Piggot was looking good. They got the Ronnie bit right so fingers crossed.Lazy_eye_metaphor said:Welcome Ronnie.
I'd still like to see us offer Bogle plus cash for Joe Piggot.
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Norwegian, surely. When Nogbad the Bad was thwarted, he would sometimes retreat over the mountains to visit his granny in Finland.Cordoban Addick said:
Noggin the Nog was Icelandic.grumpyaddick said:We all need to be more positive but this is clearly an owner-initiated signing not a Gallen/Bowyer signing in order to boost CAFC interest in Denmark.
Big Ron will be restricted to cameo appearances, as a back up to Bogle, or as another lost-looking left back.
Don't be surprised to see Curbs replaced by Claus Jensen and Dennis Rommedahl for pre-match Minto interviews on Friday night and Noggin the Nog appointed as Director of Football with Hans Christian Anderson taking on the club's key PR role.
You can't do that from Iceland.
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How fit is Ronnie / how many weeks away from playing in the first team?0
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Schoolboy errors.IdleHans said:
Norwegian, surely. When Nogbad the Bad was thwarted, he would sometimes retreat over the mountains to visit his granny in Finland.Cordoban Addick said:
Noggin the Nog was Icelandic.grumpyaddick said:We all need to be more positive but this is clearly an owner-initiated signing not a Gallen/Bowyer signing in order to boost CAFC interest in Denmark.
Big Ron will be restricted to cameo appearances, as a back up to Bogle, or as another lost-looking left back.
Don't be surprised to see Curbs replaced by Claus Jensen and Dennis Rommedahl for pre-match Minto interviews on Friday night and Noggin the Nog appointed as Director of Football with Hans Christian Anderson taking on the club's key PR role.
You can't do that from Iceland.
Noggin was King of the Nogs ... and the Nogs inhabit the Northlands.
Iceland? Norway? What are these places?2
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