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Girls taking their tops off

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  • edited May 2021
    Sorry to disappoint. Why do women when they take off a jumper or top always cross their arms and grasp the item at the bottom and seem to take it of in one movement. They all do it without exception. Never seen a bloke do it. I’ve tried it but can’t do it. Wtf ? 
    The real answer: The crossways technique pulls the t-shirt out and up, creating a gap between the material and the breasts. If they pull it straight up from the neck like men do, the t-shirt gets caught underneath the breasts and it's harder to pull up.

    Saw it on mythbusters.
  • The clue's in the name.  Read it backwards.
    ti
  • The clue's in the name.  Read it backwards.
    I can’t read if I’m facing the wrong way 🤷‍♂️
  • The clue's in the name.  Read it backwards.
    Or, is it an anagram? Lives near the M4, favourite household appliance: iron.
  • This male/female thing is all about style ... not physiology.

    The male just wants to get the gansey off, so grabbing the back of the collar and hauling forward is the obvious process.

    I will confess, however, that this has occasionally resulted in me standing there at the end of the manoeuvre, still be-jumpered, but with a woollen collar in my hands. 

    Women ... well, their process allows for a bit of a flourish at the end. 

    And rightly so.
  • Every single garment of mine can be ripped off in one smooth motion, to the sound of seedy electro
  • Dave Rudd said:
    This male/female thing is all about style ... not physiology.

    The male just wants to get the gansey off, so grabbing the back of the collar and hauling forward is the obvious process.

    I will confess, however, that this has occasionally resulted in me standing there at the end of the manoeuvre, still be-jumpered, but with a woollen collar in my hands. 

    Women ... well, their process allows for a bit of a flourish at the end. 

    And rightly so.
    I suspect you’re onto something here.
  • Leuth said:
    Every single garment of mine can be ripped off in one smooth motion, to the sound of seedy Velcro 

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  • It's not something that will bother most men, but if you pull a top straight up and the neckline touches your face, if you are wearing makeup, you get it all over the top. By taking your arms out first and carefully lifting the neckline past your face, it prevents makeup being transferred onto the top.
  • It's not something that will bother most men, but if you pull a top straight up and the neckline touches your face, if you are wearing makeup, you get it all over the top. By taking your arms out first and carefully lifting the neckline past your face, it prevents makeup being transferred onto the top.
    Yeah that makes sense although the post by Dave Rudd is winning it for me at the moment. 
  • Here's another tip, @ME14addick, let the lazy fecker do it himself.  Better yet, let him do the laundry too.
    Since he retired and with me still working, he does do a lot of the household chores, so I can't complain. He has taken on the job of cleaning the bathroom which I detest, so it is swings and roundabouts.
  • Just demonstrated how easily men take their tops off from the shoulders to my wife and daughters. Taking a lot of abuse because they cross their arms, but I see that their tops come off inside=out. One-nil to Dad.
  • Since he retired and with me still working, he does do a lot of the household chores, so I can't complain. He has taken on the job of cleaning the bathroom which I detest, so it is swings and roundabouts.
    That's one big, but entertaining, bathroom!
  • Since he retired and with me still working, he does do a lot of the household chores, so I can't complain. He has taken on the job of cleaning the bathroom which I detest, so it is swings and roundabouts.
    My favourite job in the house, cleaning the shower cubicle! Followed by the vacuuming and dusting. 
  • T_C_E said:
    My favourite job in the house, cleaning the shower cubicle! Followed by the vacuuming and dusting. 
    Who vacuums and dusts the shower cubicle? 
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  • The clue's in the name.  Read it backwards.

    John Wayne posts on CL? Well I never.

  • John Wayne posts on CL? Well I never.
    I think you missed this bit: "N01R4M is a she".
  • It's not something that will bother most men, but if you pull a top straight up and the neckline touches your face, if you are wearing makeup, you get it all over the top. By taking your arms out first and carefully lifting the neckline past your face, it prevents makeup being transferred onto the top.
    When I'm wearing make-up, I'm not usually wearing a jumper.

  • John Wayne posts on CL? Well I never.
    Or maybe fellow actor Howard Crawford?
  • edited May 2021
    Tops.
  • I think you missed this bit: "N01R4M is a she".

    John Wayne was a woman?!? Now my mind is truly blown!

  • John Wayne was a woman?!? Now my mind is truly blown!
    Real first name was Marion.
  • Real first name was Marion.

    Er, I knew that.......
  • When people have the op and re-gender do they have to retrain on top removal?
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