eastterrace6168 said:

bobmunro said:

From a Crewe fan at work:

Thought he was the new Ronaldo at the beginning of the last season, then his partner on the left broke his leg and the overlapping fullback was transferred to Blackburn.  Kirk didn’t really shine after this. 

And half the fans will hate him as he hates challenging for the ball, he will lose (not even contest) 70/30 balls in his favour.

I still loved him though

 

Don't you just love the usual sour grapes..he wasn't any good really stuff

We have more than our fair share of fickle fans like that 

Charlie Kirk, woooah
Charlie Kirk, wooo-oooah
He came from Crewe Alex
He really hates Palace

Alright... hate making up chants, but here goes... trying to get right to the heart of why we've taken him to our hearts so easily

"We got a guy from Crewe, can't stand the Palace scum
He hates the spanners too, he skins defence for fun,
He's flying down the wing, and makes our system work,
And that is why we sing, he's Charlie Charlie Kirk.
He's Charlie Charlie Kirk, la la la la la la la
Charlie Charlie Kirk, la la la la la la la"... etc

To the tune of ATC's "all around the world". Going for the "Will Grigg" vibe.

Callumcafc said:

Charlie Kirk, woooah
Charlie Kirk, wooo-oooah
He came from Crewe Alex
He really hates Palace

Really?

ValleyOfTears said:

"The American way of life is being dismantled by a group of bitter, deceitful, vengeful activists".

                                                      Charlie Kirk

I didn't realise we had just signed a player with refreshingly common sense views of the dire state of the world! Props to Charlie Kirk! 

There is an American radio shock Jock who views on all things are Right wing on every subject; he happens to share a name with our new recruit.

Back to the Footballer who all real Charlton fans want to have a successful time at the valley; and away games   

IMO any new signing who doesn't confirm a lifelong hatred of either Palace, Millwall or preferably both, up front in their first interview is a wrong-un and has no future at this club...

Good luck Charlie!

Some interesting chants above. At least we know there’s no secret lyrical geniuses on Charlton Life! 

JamesSeed said:

ricky_otto said:

AFKABartram said:

ValleyOfTears said:

To the tune of the nursery rhyme Pattacake Pattacake Bakers man ....

"Charlie Kirk, Charlie Kirk, Stockleys man

Give an assist as quick as you can 

Thread it, pass it, pick out that man 

Then come back next weekend and do it again". 

Yeah, I can just see it now. 

The Covered End Erupts. Smile Like You Mean It turns and points his camera to the North Lower. Arms wide and aloft, Stone Island jackets looking fresh, flat caps aplenty as Old Skool geezers strain every sinew in their neck to belt out Pattacake Pattacake Bakers Man...

I was going to suggest the Noddy theme tune, but change Noddy for Roddy. You’ve really put me off now. 

He’s such a bully, humiliated well-meaning, long-standing charlton fans like that. 
;-)

Don’t tell him, but I’ve always disliked him in the 20 odd years I’ve known him. 

He seems quite up for training and playing from the interview.

He looks like he has the potential to take the loss out of a fair few defenders in this league abs I can’t wait to see it happen. Welcome Charlie. 

Fumbluff said:

ricky_otto said:

mendonca said:

He seems quite up for training and playing from the interview.

Thanks handy, what with him being a professional footballer and all that! 



*I know what you mean - he’s had an extremely tough week or so. 

I don’t think we need to know why your nickname for @mendonca is handy….

Good spot - amended.

soapboxsam said:

ValleyOfTears said:

"The American way of life is being dismantled by a group of bitter, deceitful, vengeful activists".

                                                      Charlie Kirk

I didn't realise we had just signed a player with refreshingly common sense views of the dire state of the world! Props to Charlie Kirk! 

There is an American radio shock Jock who views on all things are Right wing on every subject; he happens to share a name with our new recruit.

Back to the Footballer who all real Charlton fans want to have a successful time at the valley; and away games   

Kirk plays on the left wing.