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Who are your legends & bell-ends?

ParkinsonOut
ParkinsonOut Posts: 1,473
in General Charlton
A little bit of fun & light relief. The word “legend” is used too easily in sport, but I’d be interested to find out which players you, dear reader, class as your top 10 Charlton legends & who are your all-time Charlton bell-ends (ie you wish they’d never worn the mighty red shirt). The only rule is you must have seen them play, so no votes for Sam Bartram or John Hewie if you’re under 55.

It’s not as easy as it sounds, but here are my choices -

Legends - in no particular order

Derek Hales
Colin Powell
Keith Peacock
John Humphrey
Bob Bolder
Mark Kinsella
Chris Powell
Johnnie Jackson
Clive Mendonca
Richard Rufus

Bell-ends

El-Hadji Ba
Emmanuel Frimpong
Yohann Thuram
Christophe LePoint
Mike Small

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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,410
    Don't know, but my bellend is legend!

    But playing the game.

    Killer

    AND

    Oh so many...  your list is very selective though mate, cannot even remember their contributions or lack of them!
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    I think its quite a sad reflection of myself that I immediately want to add aa third list of c**ts
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,847
    Got to have Yann in the Legend category.
  • boggzy
    boggzy Posts: 3,601
    I'm lazy so two each from me:

    Johnny H / Yann Kermorgant
    -
    Roger Johnson / Reza ❤
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,049
    I think anyone who is an Addick is a legend.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited August 2021
    Top 10 Legends
    Shirtliff
    Bolder
    Rufus
    Mendonca
    M Reid
    Mortimer
    C Walsh
    Thompson
    D Bent
    Kermorgant

    Bellends
    Small
    Frimpong
    Thuram
    LePoint
    Johnson
    Seabourne
    Petrucci 
    Kevin Scott 
    Abbott
    McCormack



  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,921
    iainment said:
    I think anyone who is an Addick is a legend.
    Jimmy Floyd (big arse) Hasselbaink? 
  • Lordflashheart
    Lordflashheart Posts: 5,627
    bobmunro said:
    iainment said:
    I think anyone who is an Addick is a legend.
    Jimmy Floyd (big arse) Hasselbaink? 
    Beat me to it !!!
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,212
    Legends:

    Sir Chris
    Kinsella
    Robinson (J)
    Yann
    JJ

    Bell ends:

    Mills
    Murphy
    Johnson (R)
    Reza G

  • cafcfan1990
    cafcfan1990 Posts: 12,811
    No belllend vote for Taylor yet? 

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  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,849
    Murphy, if the story of him saying to a member of staff that his watch cost more than her salary, is the very definition of “bell-end”.  Similarly, my aunt, who asked my Grandad, her father, for petrol money for taking him 3 miles to hospital when he was severely ill.

    My Grandad, who sort of supported us, is my definition of a legend  Volunteered in 1916 whist underaged. Spent seven years in a mental home after, and because of, the war. Threw bricks at the fascists in Brick Lane. Got himself locked up during the depression as it was the only way to get income support for his wife and kids. 
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Davo55 said:
    Got to have Yann in the Legend category.
    Would be on my third list with Parker 
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,212
    cafcfan1990 said:
    No belllend vote for Taylor yet? 
    How on earth did I forget. I won’t go back and edit, because then you’d look like a bell end. 
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,743
    ricky_otto said:
    Top 10 Legends
    Shirtliff
    Bolder
    Rufus
    Mendonca
    Rufus
    Mortimer
    C Walsh
    Thompson
    D Bent
    Kermorgant

    Bellends
    Small
    Frimpong
    Thuram
    LePoint
    Johnson
    Seabourne
    Petrucci 
    Kevin Scott 
    Abbott
    McCormack



    There's only two Richard Rufus 
    Walking in a Rufus wonderland 
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,830
    Bellend
    @ElfsborgAddick
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,228
    cafcdave123 said:
    I think its quite a sad reflection of myself that I immediately want to add aa third list of c**ts
    That'll be @clb74 for starters.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,228
    Legends.....Lennie, Shirtliff, Dennis and Mr Fortune.

  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    blackpool72 said:
    ricky_otto said:
    Top 10 Legends
    Shirtliff
    Bolder
    Rufus
    Mendonca
    Rufus
    Mortimer
    C Walsh
    Thompson
    D Bent
    Kermorgant

    Bellends
    Small
    Frimpong
    Thuram
    LePoint
    Johnson
    Seabourne
    Petrucci 
    Kevin Scott 
    Abbott
    McCormack



    There's only two Richard Rufus 
    Walking in a Rufus wonderland 
    Not only does he steal people’s  money, but he stole somebody’s place in my team. Amended now. 
  • KettsJohn
    KettsJohn Posts: 1,228
    So many legends in my eyes. Too many bellends to mention.
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,914
    Mention legends, and in my mind I have a mix of players from the mid to late 80's First Division team and 1998 - 2004' ish Premier League team.

    Mention Bellends and my list is limited to Roland's "place men" - Thuram being the best example.

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  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Worrying lack of mentions for Carl Leaburn so far. You need to take a good long look at yourselves, the man is indeed a legend.
  • Lordflashheart
    Lordflashheart Posts: 5,627
    Colin Walsh - close the thread 
  • BR7_addick
    BR7_addick Posts: 10,217
    Legend XI:

    Kiely
    Solly, Rufus, Herman, Powell
    Kinsella, Parker
    Mortimer, Kermorgant, Jensen
    Mendonca 

    Bellend XI:

    Thuram
    Nego, Doherty, Llera, Cranie
    Racon, Lepoint, Crofts
    Abbott, Gray, Ajose
  • tom_k
    tom_k Posts: 1,207
    Whyte, Di Canio and Robinson in the legends section for me too.
  • theeenorth
    theeenorth Posts: 2,286
    Bob B
    JH
    CP 
    Morts
    Kinsella
    Claus
    Paul Williams
    Robert Lee
    Flanagan
    Rufus






  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,862
    Kermorgant was a personal hero of mine, someone I irrationally love given I never have or will meet him, a true "hero" in that regard. 

    With regards to bell-ends, only one really stands out as I don't like hating Charlton players, but Kerkar, I really fucking hated him, called him "shirker" and would spit on the ground when I heard his name for a few months. Useless prick. 
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,212
    BR7_addick said:
    Legend XI:

    Kiely
    Solly, Rufus, Herman, Powell
    Kinsella, Parker
    Mortimer, Kermorgant, Jensen
    Mendonca 

    Bellend XI:

    Thuram
    Nego, Doherty, Llera, Cranie
    Racon, Lepoint, Crofts
    Abbott, Gray, Ajose
    That bell ends XI really is the stuff of nightmares. 
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,243
    Uboat said:
    BR7_addick said:
    Legend XI:

    Kiely
    Solly, Rufus, Herman, Powell
    Kinsella, Parker
    Mortimer, Kermorgant, Jensen
    Mendonca 

    Bellend XI:

    Thuram
    Nego, Doherty, Llera, Cranie
    Racon, Lepoint, Crofts
    Abbott, Gray, Ajose
    That bell ends XI really is the stuff of nightmares. 
    they’d smash our current team  , look at me writing in bold 
  • theeenorth
    theeenorth Posts: 2,286
    Complete Bell ends
    Pitcher
    Aizlewood
    Pringle
    Peake
    Ghoochennajhad
    Svennson
    Jeffers
    Tivey too obscure too explain
    Andy Jones
    Bradley Allen

    just noticed how many shite forwards I’ve included



  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,212
    oohaahmortimer said:
    Uboat said:
    BR7_addick said:
    Legend XI:

    Kiely
    Solly, Rufus, Herman, Powell
    Kinsella, Parker
    Mortimer, Kermorgant, Jensen
    Mendonca 

    Bellend XI:

    Thuram
    Nego, Doherty, Llera, Cranie
    Racon, Lepoint, Crofts
    Abbott, Gray, Ajose
    That bell ends XI really is the stuff of nightmares. 
    they’d smash our current team  , look at me writing in bold 
    ‘Christophe Lepoint pulled the strings in an emphatic performance for bellend Charlton that left 2021 Charlton chasing shadows.’

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