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Who are your legends & bell-ends?
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LEGENDS
Clive Mendonca
Johnnie Jackson
Yann Kermorgant
Chris Powell
Alan Curbishley
Mark Kinsella
Chris Solly
Honorable mentions for the likes of Hunt, Robinson, Brown, Rufus, Kiely, Bauer etc but the above names are top tier legends for me.
BELLENDS
Lyle Taylor
Roger Johnson
I’m not going to list the network players as bellends, as they were largely just shit - not dickheads.
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Can't argue too much with this. I'll add Deano as a gold-plated legend, and Carlton Cole as a bellend. Thought he was doing us a favour, then refused to come back... And got the abuse of a lifetime (i was going to say roasting!)cafctom said:LEGENDS
Clive Mendonca
Johnnie Jackson
Yann Kermorgant
Chris Powell
Alan Curbishley
Mark Kinsella
Chris Solly
Honorable mentions for the likes of Hunt, Robinson, Brown, Rufus, Kiely, Bauer etc but the above names are top tier legends for me.
BELLENDS
Lyle Taylor
Roger Johnson
I’m not going to list the network players as bellends, as they were largely just shit - not dickheads.1 -
I used to play in sane team as Tivey as a kid - can u elaborate ?theeenorth said:Complete Bell ends
Pitcher
Aizlewood
Pringle
Peake
Ghoochennajhad
Svennson
Jeffers
Tivey too obscure too explain
Andy Jones
Bradley Allen
just noticed how many shite forwards I’ve included0 -
GK Bob Bolder RB John Humphrey LB Mark Reid CM Andy Peake CB Peter Shirtliff CB Paul Miller CM Steve Gritt FW Mark Stuart CF Jim Melrose CM Colin Walsh LW Garth Crooks.
In the days when men were men (yes, even Mark Stuart!)
Aka ~ The legendary winning team in the 1987 play off final against Leeds (who are all bellends)5 -
You left out Robert LeeValleyOfTears said:GK Bob Bolder RB John Humphrey LB Mark Reid CM Andy Peake CB Peter Shirtliff CB Paul Miller CM Steve Gritt FW Mark Stuart CF Jim Melrose CM Colin Walsh LW Garth Crooks.
In the days when men were men (yes, even Mark Stuart!)
Aka ~ The legendary winning team in the 1987 play off final against Leeds (who are all bellends)1 -
DOUCHER said:
I used to play in sane team as Tivey as a kid - can u elaborate ?theeenorth said:Complete Bell ends
Pitcher
Aizlewood
Pringle
Peake
Ghoochennajhad
Svennson
Jeffers
Tivey too obscure too explain
Andy Jones
Bradley Allen
just noticed how many shite forwards I’ve included
I know Matt Svensson, an absolute star of a geezer.
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Went to Junior school with him.DOUCHER said:
I used to play in sane team as Tivey as a kid - can u elaborate ?theeenorth said:Complete Bell ends
Pitcher
Aizlewood
Pringle
Peake
Ghoochennajhad
Svennson
Jeffers
Tivey too obscure too explain
Andy Jones
Bradley Allen
just noticed how many shite forwards I’ve included0 -
Room for Jacko on the Legends list…?
Another vote for Roger Johnson on the defo Bell-end list1 -
Danny Mills for his Christmas sending off3
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Pringle?theeenorth said:Complete Bell ends
Pitcher
Aizlewood
Pringle
Peake
Ghoochennajhad
Svennson
Jeffers
Tivey too obscure too explain
Andy Jones
Bradley Allen
just noticed how many shite forwards I’ve includedAlso, Bradley Allen was shit and ugly but does that constitute being a bellend (asking for a mate)3 -
Bellends - Barry Endean and Mike Small.0
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Bryan Hughes - Utter cockwombleAdd into the Legends - Jon Fortune1
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As a player or a person?BDL said:Bryan Hughes - Utter cockwombleAdd into the Legends - Jon Fortune0 -
SporadicAddick said:
As a player or a person?BDL said:Bryan Hughes - Utter cockwombleAdd into the Legends - Jon Fortune
Both
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Anyone from the Helhurst days remember the guy who really hated Curbs? Used to call him a geriatric reject cockney bastard.
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Aizlewood?BDL said:Anyone from the Helhurst days remember the guy who really hated Curbs? Used to call him a geriatric reject cockney bastard.1 -
Bradley Allen v Nels? One didn't care one did. No reason a player should just a job after all but it mattered to me.
Pringle complete waste of time and no bollocks, fate sealed when Jaap Staam jogged next to him and ran him off the pitch
Pitcher Palace
Aizlewood where to start.
Svennson never met him but popping at Curbs who belatedly dropped him after far too many crap games.
Tivey and a white XR3i cabriolet
Peake was mates with my next door neighbour, couldn't park and was pig ignornant.
Ghooch - Huddersfield
Jeffers- just is
Andy Jones off pitch stuff not the place.0 -
Legends:
Turner GODS:
Revel
Bartram Peacock
Firmani Curbs
Tees&Tracey Mendonca
Gregory Yann
Went
Jensen
Kiely
JJ
Fish.
Bowyer
Bellends:
Taylor.
Mills
Parker
Defoe
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He played for Newcastle.oohaahmortimer said:
You left out Robert LeeValleyOfTears said:GK Bob Bolder RB John Humphrey LB Mark Reid CM Andy Peake CB Peter Shirtliff CB Paul Miller CM Steve Gritt FW Mark Stuart CF Jim Melrose CM Colin Walsh LW Garth Crooks.
In the days when men were men (yes, even Mark Stuart!)
Aka ~ The legendary winning team in the 1987 play off final against Leeds (who are all bellends)4 -
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Was Bryan Hughes that bad? I gotta admit I was hardly enthused when his name was on the teamsheet. But his return on wages and effectiveness was almost stellar compared to Faye, Marcus Bent, Racon, Zhi, and Traore from a similar era.BDL said:Bryan Hughes - Utter cockwombleAdd into the Legends - Jon Fortune
Heroes:
Kinsella
Balmer
Webster
Minto
Kermorgant
Pearce
Jackson
Villains:
Pardew and his ten forwards, and two injury prone cb's plus the good Hudson. Then complaining he wish he'd been told after the fact, he'd spent all his budget on Hudson, so it wasn't his fault. You'd just bought a bloody team of supershit over priced forwards, in the previous 12 months. He and his team had the worst talent/transfer acquisition record in my Charlton lifetime. Even Dowie bought some good players amongst his dross. Supershit manager to the tune of Chemical Brothers........
I'm getting angry now even 12 years later.1 -
So many stories - share a few....?theeenorth said:Bradley Allen v Nels? One didn't care one did. No reason a player should just a job after all but it mattered to me.
Pringle complete waste of time and no bollocks, fate sealed when Jaap Staam jogged next to him and ran him off the pitch
Pitcher Palace
Aizlewood where to start.
Svennson never met him but popping at Curbs who belatedly dropped him after far too many crap games.
Tivey and a white XR3i cabriolet
Peake was mates with my next door neighbour, couldn't park and was pig ignornant.
Ghooch - Huddersfield
Jeffers- just is
Andy Jones off pitch stuff not the place.0 -
Middle park - I played for kingfisher, aSuedeAdidas said:
Went to Junior school with him.DOUCHER said:
I used to play in sane team as Tivey as a kid - can u elaborate ?theeenorth said:Complete Bell ends
Pitcher
Aizlewood
Pringle
Peake
Ghoochennajhad
Svennson
Jeffers
Tivey too obscure too explain
Andy Jones
Bradley Allen
just noticed how many shite forwards I’ve included
s did he, from the age of about 10 - used to live riund the corner so we would give him a lift - Gordon Watson, Scott minto and Damian matthews joined some years later and our manager headed up the charlton youth system for years - Shame Mark only made a gre appearances for us - had a great left foot - admittedly he was a bit of a ‘character’0 -
Billy Bonds
Charlie Wright.Graham Moore
Arthur Horsfield
Derek Hales
Mike Flanagan
Alan SimonsonColin Walsh
Carl Leaburn
and Eddie Firmini
Wish I never had seen not a player but afew owners that’s for sure1 -
Ray Tracey
Derek Hales
Mike Flanagan
Colin Powell
Clive Mendonca1 -
Maybe legend is a bit strong, but I'm going to give a shout to World Cup Final captain Alou Diarra. An absolute class player.
Also, BFG Patrick Bauer absolute legend. Was immense for us over a number of seasons but THAT goal will always make him a legend for me.5 -
Maybe it’s just me, but I can’t understand any list of legends that doesn’t include Chris Powell.3
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Or keith Peacock4
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Chris Duffy is surely a legend1
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So many legends and many bell ends that I'll need to think a bit more on, I think legends depends on your age of course but for me;
Robert Lee
Walsh
Leaburn
Nelson (Garry)
Webster
Balmer
Mortimer
Mendonca
Robinson
Kiely
Kinsella
Jackson1










