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Who are your legends & bell-ends?

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  • DOUCHER
    DOUCHER Posts: 7,923
    hales
    shirtliff 
    Leaburn
    walsh c
    Kinsella
    mendonca
    rufus
    robinson
    powell
    jenson 
    jackson
    kermorgant 


    Parker and Taylor but they fucked it up 



  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,939
    edited August 2021
    Most of the "bellends" named on here are just players who didn't do well or were a bit shite. To be a bellend surely you have to have done something a bit c***y?

    Murphy was a bellend.
    Mills was a bellend.
    Jimmy Floyd was a bellend.
    Pitcher was a bellend (but has probably been cut some slack now)
    Taylor was a bellend.

    On top of those I would add Tony Watt. Great potential, great bants, but ultimately a bit of a bellend.

    Edit: Oh, and Marcus Madison!


  • Legends: nothing to add to the above.

    Bell-ends: Corey Gibbs (or, at the very least, whoever thought it would be a good idea to sign him!). 
  • SELR_addicks
    SELR_addicks Posts: 15,516
    cafctom said:
    LEGENDS

    Clive Mendonca
    Johnnie Jackson
    Yann Kermorgant
    Chris Powell
    Alan Curbishley
    Mark Kinsella
    Chris Solly

    Honorable mentions for the likes of Hunt, Robinson, Brown, Rufus, Kiely, Bauer etc but the above names are top tier legends for me.

    BELLENDS

    Lyle Taylor
    Roger Johnson

    I’m not going to list the network players as bellends, as they were largely just shit - not dickheads.
    Solly did the same as Taylor no? 

    Some people have short memories. 
  • ParkinsonOut
    ParkinsonOut Posts: 1,473
    Off_it said:
    Most of the "bellends" named on here are just players who didn't do well or were a bit shite. To be a bellend surely you have to have done something a bit c***y?

    Murphy was a bellend.
    Mills was a bellend.
    Jimmy Floyd was a bellend.
    Pitcher was a bellend (but has probably been cut some slack now)
    Taylor was a bellend.

    On top of those I would add Tony Watt. Great potential, great bants, but ultimately a bit of a bellend.

    Edit: Oh, and Marcus Madison!


    I think Bell-end was the wrong description & I did indeed mean players who were worse than unbelievably shite - but I couldn’t think of a suitable word 🤦🏻‍♀️
  • cafctom
    cafctom Posts: 11,375
    edited August 2021
    cafctom said:
    LEGENDS

    Clive Mendonca
    Johnnie Jackson
    Yann Kermorgant
    Chris Powell
    Alan Curbishley
    Mark Kinsella
    Chris Solly

    Honorable mentions for the likes of Hunt, Robinson, Brown, Rufus, Kiely, Bauer etc but the above names are top tier legends for me.

    BELLENDS

    Lyle Taylor
    Roger Johnson

    I’m not going to list the network players as bellends, as they were largely just shit - not dickheads.
    Solly did the same as Taylor no? 

    Some people have short memories. 
    My memory is fine, thanks.

    I personally see the Solly situation and Taylor situation very differently from each other. I know not everyone else will do the same.
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,780
    edited August 2021
    How were the Solly and Taylor situations different from each other?

    I suppose that Solly was on his last professional contract and retiring. Is that the case?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,133
    Off_it said:
    Most of the "bellends" named on here are just players who didn't do well or were a bit shite. To be a bellend surely you have to have done something a bit c***y?

    Murphy was a bellend.
    Mills was a bellend.
    Jimmy Floyd was a bellend.
    Pitcher was a bellend (but has probably been cut some slack now)
    Taylor was a bellend.

    On top of those I would add Tony Watt. Great potential, great bants, but ultimately a bit of a bellend.

    Edit: Oh, and Marcus Madison!


    I think Bell-end was the wrong description & I did indeed mean players who were worse than unbelievably shite - but I couldn’t think of a suitable word 🤦🏻‍♀️
    Legends and Leg ends?