Attention: Please take a moment to consider our terms and conditions before posting.

Inaccurate Usernames

123457

Comments

  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,103
    edited March 2024
    I’m a woman.
    And I run. 
    Everywhere
  • Beardface
    Beardface Posts: 1,128
    I have a beard and also a face. So I am not a username fraud. 
  • Captain Peacock
    Captain Peacock Posts: 201
    Wilma said:
    I'm not married to Fred
    You must have been in Buck Rodgers then.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,552
    Despite efforts to the contrary my username remains as relevant today as the day it was created.
  • ImBetterThanShaun
    ImBetterThanShaun Posts: 153
    I’m probably not better than Shaun 
  • Major
    Major Posts: 1,026
    Accurate in my case. I had the hots for Polly and thought Basil was a bit of a knob.
  • MeebaumAzanitch
    MeebaumAzanitch Posts: 605
    Meebaum don't itch all the time!
  • ozaddick
    ozaddick Posts: 2,843
    I didn't steal anything, and I wasn't deported from the mother country in chains. 
  • catfordmorry
    catfordmorry Posts: 556
    Morry is my late grandfather, the original Addick in my family. The family moved from the East End of London to Catford after the First World War. My father was born and grew up in Catford.
    So to sum it all up, I don’t live in Catford and my name isn’t Morry.
  • 9goalswentpastperry
    9goalswentpastperry Posts: 1,109
    MrWalker said:
    I’m a woman.
    And I run. 
    Everywhere
    Can I please borrow your username for the next four days? 
  • Sponsored links:



  • 9goalswentpastperry
    9goalswentpastperry Posts: 1,109
    AFKABartram said:
    Macronate said:
    Mine cleverly combined our kit manufacturer at the time I joined and the joys of knocking one out.

    I can confirm that Macron no longer manufacture our kits but that I continue to masturb...
    @m@Macronate

    I’ve always pronounced your name as Mac Ron R Tay
    Same. It's left me discombobulated.
  • Tunwellsaddick
    Tunwellsaddick Posts: 2,452

    Was until 2016. Moved to Charente Maritime, France for a 6 month break and still here. 
  • ken_shabby
    ken_shabby Posts: 6,255
    Please stop this ghastly parade. All the msgic will evaporate as we are reduced to user names like Doug, Chris and Brian. Where's the magic then?
  • heckington_reds
    heckington_reds Posts: 727
    Tunwellsaddick said:

    Was until 2016. Moved to Charente Maritime, France for a 6 month break and still here. 
    Nice area, what part are you in...the outlaws used to live in Cozes.
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    My name is Suzanne not Suzi 
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,020
    suzisausage said:
    My name is Suzanne not Suzi 
    But your surname is Sausage :D
  • Curbsgoldenera
    Curbsgoldenera Posts: 3,192
    Nothing inaccurate about my username although the golden is also a nod to my hair colour.
    Unfortunately the last couple of years supporting Charlton has seen too many grey hairs appear.
    Maybe just maybe Nathan Jones will bring the next golden era, we can but dream.
  • suzisausage
    suzisausage Posts: 11,502
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    suzisausage said:
    My name is Suzanne not Suzi 
    But your surname is Sausage :D
    Almost is actually, which is a massive coincidence as I got the name before I met my husband. 
  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,847
    heckington_reds said:
    Tunwellsaddick said:

    Was until 2016. Moved to Charente Maritime, France for a 6 month break and still here. 
    Nice area, what part are you in...the outlaws used to live in Cozes.
    Was going to ask the same thing as we live on the Ile d’Oléron.
  • Tunwellsaddick
    Tunwellsaddick Posts: 2,452
    heckington_reds said:
    Tunwellsaddick said:

    Was until 2016. Moved to Charente Maritime, France for a 6 month break and still here. 
    Nice area, what part are you in...the outlaws used to live in Cozes.
    Civrac, St Fort sur Gironde. About 20 minutes from Cozes. Know it well. (:
  • Sponsored links:



  • Major
    Major Posts: 1,026
    Tunwellsaddick said:
    heckington_reds said:
    Tunwellsaddick said:

    Was until 2016. Moved to Charente Maritime, France for a 6 month break and still here. 
    Nice area, what part are you in...the outlaws used to live in Cozes.
    Civrac, St Fort sur Gironde. About 20 minutes from Cozes. Know it well. (:
    I imagine you do quite well regarding wine?
  • Blackheathen
    Blackheathen Posts: 6,655
    I haven’t lived in Blackheath for over 60 years.  Apparently Blackheath was a designated plague pit for the burial of tens of thousands of bodies during the Black Death and Great Plague of the 14th and 17th centuries (this wasn’t my reason for leaving)
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,020
    suzisausage said:
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    suzisausage said:
    My name is Suzanne not Suzi 
    But your surname is Sausage :D
    Almost is actually, which is a massive coincidence as I got the name before I met my husband. 
    An aunt of mine, her maiden name was Day, she married and became a Knight!

    What are the chances of that?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,018
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    suzisausage said:
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    suzisausage said:
    My name is Suzanne not Suzi 
    But your surname is Sausage :D
    Almost is actually, which is a massive coincidence as I got the name before I met my husband. 
    An aunt of mine, her maiden name was Day, she married and became a Knight!

    What are the chances of that?
    My mum's friend was Olive Bush and on getting married became Olive Grove.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,020
    edited March 2024
    Stig said:
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    suzisausage said:
    ElfsborgAddick said:
    suzisausage said:
    My name is Suzanne not Suzi 
    But your surname is Sausage :D
    Almost is actually, which is a massive coincidence as I got the name before I met my husband. 
    An aunt of mine, her maiden name was Day, she married and became a Knight!

    What are the chances of that?
    My mum's friend was Olive Bush and on getting married became Olive Grove.
    Years ago an old mate of mine was to become a father. My mate's surname was Castle. 

    One day I mentioned to his girlfriend's mother that it will be amusing if they got married, she questioned this then burst out laughing when I said "your daughter will become Sandy Castle".
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,804
    🙄 not guilty. Even at the weekends. 
  • Tunwellsaddick
    Tunwellsaddick Posts: 2,452
    Major said:
    Tunwellsaddick said:
    heckington_reds said:
    Tunwellsaddick said:

    Was until 2016. Moved to Charente Maritime, France for a 6 month break and still here. 
    Nice area, what part are you in...the outlaws used to live in Cozes.
    Civrac, St Fort sur Gironde. About 20 minutes from Cozes. Know it well. (:
    I imagine you do quite well regarding wine?
    Certainly do.......  "hic".... Sante 
  • Danepak
    Danepak Posts: 1,628
    No, you don’t really want to eat me.


  • barstool
    barstool Posts: 1,351
    Most of you sit on me and it hurts
  • Mrs. Brightside
    Mrs. Brightside Posts: 125
    ........is a miserable bugger..

Categories

“Marketplace”