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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,594
    arny23394 said:
    Just seen a fat bird on a dating app describe herself as ‘kinda doughy’ and able to ‘take a surprising amount of meat.’ Eh?
    Have you got her details mate (asking for a friend)
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,229
    Being asked if I'm a robot 🤖 
    By AI 🙄
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    soapboxsam said:
    Being asked if I'm a robot 🤖 
    By AI 🙄
    I hope you replied, 'Affirmative'.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,148
    arny23394 said:
    Just seen a fat bird on a dating app describe herself as ‘kinda doughy’ and able to ‘take a surprising amount of meat.’ Eh?
    Let us know how the date goes, Arny.
  • Masterbrew
    Masterbrew Posts: 263
    arny23394 said:
    Just seen a fat bird on a dating app describe herself as ‘kinda doughy’ and able to ‘take a surprising amount of meat.’ Eh?
    She can eat a dozen burgers at a time 
  • arny23394
    arny23394 Posts: 1,180
    Masterbrew said:
    arny23394 said:
    Just seen a fat bird on a dating app describe herself as ‘kinda doughy’ and able to ‘take a surprising amount of meat.’ Eh?
    She can eat a dozen burgers at a time 
    Ha, my first thought was whether she was talking about rotisserie chicken and ham hocks.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    Don't think I've seen this in England, but reasonably frequently overseas, often in a restaurant, occasionally in a bar.

    Gents toilet, lock on the door, standard toilet and a single urinal. What is supposed to happen here? Are you giving me the luxury of choice, or the option to bring a friend so that he can have a piss while I'm having a shit? If I'm having a piss and someone knocks on the door, should I let them in so they can use the available shitter?
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,846
    MrLargo said:
    Don't think I've seen this in England, but reasonably frequently overseas, often in a restaurant, occasionally in a bar.

    Gents toilet, lock on the door, standard toilet and a single urinal. What is supposed to happen here? Are you giving me the luxury of choice, or the option to bring a friend so that he can have a piss while I'm having a shit? If I'm having a piss and someone knocks on the door, should I let them in so they can use the available shitter?
    My company has an office in Germany where I work sometimes and which has the same arrangement.

    I'm hoping its a choice thing...
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,125
    MrLargo said:
    Don't think I've seen this in England, but reasonably frequently overseas, often in a restaurant, occasionally in a bar.

    Gents toilet, lock on the door, standard toilet and a single urinal. What is supposed to happen here? Are you giving me the luxury of choice, or the option to bring a friend so that he can have a piss while I'm having a shit? If I'm having a piss and someone knocks on the door, should I let them in so they can use the available shitter?
    Crap in the urinal, just to confuse them…
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,206
    An electric eel - where does it charge up?
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  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    edited March 2024
    Solidgone said:
    An electric eel - where does it charge up?
    Theres stories about them charging up the todger (is that what you mean?), or am I getting confused with a completely different creature?!
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,609
    DaveMehmet said:
    arny23394 said:
    Just seen a fat bird on a dating app describe herself as ‘kinda doughy’ and able to ‘take a surprising amount of meat.’ Eh?
    Have you got her details mate (asking for anal)

  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,949
    People who post on social media about "lost" cats - not people who've lost their cats, you understand, that's fine, it's the ones who post 'This cat keeps wandering in my garden and mewwing' or 'cat found wandering around outside, seemed hungry, I've taken it to the vets' etc.

    It's a cat, they wander around, they meow, they try to butter up neighbours to feed them.  Leave them alone and they'll go home?
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,949
    Photos of fireworks.

    Just enjoy the display, you're never looking back through those photos, and no one else will want to see them.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,223
    So you don't to see me holding my roman candle then?
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    I thought one of the main reasons of owning a dog was to walk with it as it needs regular exercise.

    Why do I see so many people (could probably have written women in fact) pushing dogs in a pram or pushchair?


  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,737
    LenGlover said:
    I thought one of the main reasons of owning a dog was to walk with it as it needs regular exercise.

    Why do I see so many people (could probably have written women in fact) pushing dogs in a pram or pushchair?


    Some of the time it will be dogs with mobility issues. 
  • PopIcon
    PopIcon Posts: 5,970
    Love up the griity path. Some people go fuzzy for it.
    It's overatted, more so than Aerosmith.

  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    edited August 2024
    LenGlover said:
    I thought one of the main reasons of owning a dog was to walk with it as it needs regular exercise.

    Why do I see so many people (could probably have written women in fact) pushing dogs in a pram or pushchair?



     Could be young or old, sick or recovering from surgery and or restrictions on exercise.
    But then again it could someone humanising a dog, they are out there! 

    I carried in reversed rucksack all our dogs as puppies when they came home for about a week and the back gave out I was often found outside supermarkets socialising my dogs to noise, people, cars etc. 

  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,846
    PopIcon said:
    Love up the griity path. Some people go fuzzy for it.
    It's overatted, more so than Aerosmith.

    you just need to relax mate, and ask him to go slower
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  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,559
    LenGlover said:
    I thought one of the main reasons of owning a dog was to walk with it as it needs regular exercise.

    Why do I see so many people (could probably have written women in fact) pushing dogs in a pram or pushchair?


    One of our woofers has a heart condition and can only have a certain amount of exercise per day so if we are on a long walk I wear a special rucksack and after a while she gets to go in it and chillax. Her head pokes out the top and she seems quite content being carried around. We were thinking of getting a proper doggie pushchair but they are not good on rough terrain, grass etc.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,961

    A moment of concern and confusion for me. We checked in to our holiday cottage near Dolgellau yesterday evening. As the owner was giving us a quick introduction to the property, she indicated a lone sheep in a fenced off area by the garden. She explained that some other sheep had recently been moved from the paddock. When she said about the absent sheep 'They are my sons' I was horrified! Just a few seconds later I realised she'd actually said 'They are my son's'. Thank god for that.

  • arny23394
    arny23394 Posts: 1,180
    The stupidity of Americans. What is actually wrong with them?
  • Brownie12
    Brownie12 Posts: 1,525
    arny23394 said:
    The stupidity of Americans. What is actually wrong with them?
    How long have you got?!?!?
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,949
    arny23394 said:
    The stupidity of Americans. What is actually wrong with them?
    Were Brits any less stupid?



    (I wouldn't/didn't vote for either, I'd just like to add), and I'll leave it there before getting too political on here!
  • Billy_Mix
    Billy_Mix Posts: 2,707
    arny23394 said:
    The stupidity of Americans. What is actually wrong with them?
    More than 75 million of them of voting age actively selecting a:
    convicted felon,
    unrepentant sex-offender,
    unrepentant insurrectionist,
    proud ablist,
    tax evader,
    and bloke in his 70s still using hair dye and fake tan,
     to tell them what to do for 4 years while having the key to the nuclear button

    Can 75+ million people collectively lose their minds?

    What does a Trump voting woman see in the mirror every morning?
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    I think Trump is now the age that Biden was when he was elected in 2020 and Trump said he was too old
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,079
    North Lower Neil said:
    arny23394 said:
    The stupidity of Americans. What is actually wrong with them?
    Were Brits any less stupid?



    (I wouldn't/didn't vote for either, I'd just like to add), and I'll leave it there before getting too political on here!
    Depends if we vote him back in again. The nonsense Trump was spewing during his campaigns were beyond belief.
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,458
    Only 35% of Americans have passports. That goes some way to explaining it.
  • Hal1x
    Hal1x Posts: 4,265
    Cant believe that an obnoxious, bigoted, un empathetic, felon has been re-elected. It's very worrying. "Patriotic" American men have chosen on racial and sex grounds-  the same reason (to a lesser extent) why Kemi Badenoch may struggle.

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