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  • edited September 2023
    The McDonalds advert made to look like Ceefax/Teletext.

    Basically, remember the 90s?  McDonalds was there in the 90s!!

    Yeah, and there was a massive issue over the safety of beefburgers... why remind everyone?

    Always remember some kid at school who was a bit "Jay from the Inbetweeners" with his stories trying to claim he was the kid in that ad, despite everyone saying it was famously Scott Parker.

    Really odd lie to tell.
  • Yeah hope his ball burst.
  • Why are there tea rooms and coffee houses but not coffee rooms or tea houses?
  • IdleHans said:
    Why are there tea rooms and coffee houses but not coffee rooms or tea houses?
    And why are all Italian restaurants “little”?
  • Why do Reading always kick off at 8pm midweek?
  • Why do Reading always kick off at 8pm midweek?
    Because of local congestion / public transport availability.
  • IdleHans said:
    Why are there tea rooms and coffee houses but not coffee rooms or tea houses?
    And why are all Italian restaurants “little”?
    And why is a restaurant owner a restaurateur and not restauranteur ? 
  • Where did my penis go?
  • Where did my penis go?
    WHAT?
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  • The McDonalds advert made to look like Ceefax/Teletext.

    Basically, remember the 90s?  McDonalds was there in the 90s!!

    Yeah, and there was a massive issue over the safety of beefburgers... why remind everyone?

    I'm confused as to whose shirt that is. In my head I always thought it was Swansea City, but looking again, I don't think it is. [Thinking out loud: It might not be any particular kit as they might not have wanted to put off rival supporters]

     
  • Where did my penis go?
    WHAT?
    It used to be down there - can't see it now.
  • I always find it strange how some people love types of food and others hate them.

    We were in Cromer today and whilst I’m not a huge seafood fan, was looking forward to trying a dressed Cromer crab so booked into a recommended restaurant. 

    Although I managed to eat it, I wasn’t impressed and thought it was a bit rank. My wife loved it. 
  • I always find it strange how some people love types of food and others hate them.

    We were in Cromer today and whilst I’m not a huge seafood fan, was looking forward to trying a dressed Cromer crab so booked into a recommended restaurant. 

    Although I managed to eat it, I wasn’t impressed and thought it was a bit rank. My wife loved it. 
    My missus has a list of foods as long as your arm that she doesn't eat. I have three: oysters, salted anchovies and crab. Of that three, she loves crab and salted anchovies.  🙄 
  • I always find it strange how some people love types of food and others hate them.

    We were in Cromer today and whilst I’m not a huge seafood fan, was looking forward to trying a dressed Cromer crab so booked into a recommended restaurant. 

    Although I managed to eat it, I wasn’t impressed and thought it was a bit rank. My wife loved it. 
    Maddest one for me is licorice, I can stand the stuff. I can see the redeeming features in most food but licorice is horrific, can’t stand the taste or smell, even writing this is making me nauseous. 

    My wife loves it, will eat a full bag in one go if she thought her stomach could take it. There’s always some in the cupboard. Vile vile vile stuff. 
  • "Happy Halloween" - the night when the portals between the living world and the spirit world are open and the souls of the dead can return being treated like somebody's birthday!
  • Why, whenever I go to amusement arcade on a pier, there is always someone hoovering.
    Day or night, summer or winter, on every pier.

  • Plus you can find out that Shiela from 124 Station Road, DOB 1/12/76 has an STI and the runs.
    Bloody hell, still?
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  • Fumbluff said:

    Plus you can find out that Shiela from 124 Station Road, DOB 1/12/76 has an STI and the runs.
    Bloody hell, still?
    Yep, hoping it clears up before her birthday.
  • So many threads lately where a person says something and another person says they said something entirely different. 
    Presumably people feeling the need to exaggerate to validate their point of view. 
  • People who reply to their own posts.
  • People who wear jackets with no sleeves in freezing weather
  • People who wear flip-flops or sliders in the street. Especially when it's freezing. 
  • Those 'Do you want to opt out of emails about Mother's Day/Father's Day/Christmas' etc emails.

    So instead of getting a reminder, you'll get an email to discuss the reminders and it'll remind you anyway, just slightly earlier.

    What a waste of time and effort all round.
  • MrWalker said:
    Why, whenever I go to amusement arcade on a pier, there is always someone hoovering.
    Day or night, summer or winter, on every pier.
    Have you got very muddy boots?
  • People who still display tax discs in their cars.
  • edited February 27
    JaShea99 said:
    People who still display tax discs in their cars.
    Especially out of date ones!
  • edited March 4
    Just seen a fat bird on a dating app describe herself as ‘kinda doughy’ and able to ‘take a surprising amount of meat.’ Eh?
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