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Let’s give the new Pope a chance so long as he doesn’t start pontificating about everything.6
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Do you not follow the Upbeats?Stig said:
Hmmm, call me churlish but that seems on odd thing to post on the forum of a club whose only major silverware was 78 years ago.Raith_C_Chattonell said:
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Shakes head at the disrespect to the title winning teams of the last 25 odd yearsStig said:
Hmmm, call me churlish but that seems on odd thing to post on the forum of a club whose only major silverware was 78 years ago.Raith_C_Chattonell said:1 -
Turns out it was a mis-print. It's not Pope Leo 14. It's Pope, LBW 14.3
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I just did a bit of googling to check that my definition of major trophy isn't out of step with current thinking: "any European trophy (except the Intertoto), a domestic top-flight league or established domestic cup (FA and League Cup, but not Community Shield, Full Members Cup, etc)". So no, whilst Charlton's various teams have won lots of silverware over the years, absolutely none of it is what would normally be considered 'major'. No disrespect at all here, I always want Charlton to win and am very pleased when we do. It's just that taking the piss out of teams that have won far more than we ever have seems a tad daft to me.MrOneLung said:
Shakes head at the disrespect to the title winning teams of the last 25 odd yearsStig said:
Hmmm, call me churlish but that seems on odd thing to post on the forum of a club whose only major silverware was 78 years ago.Raith_C_Chattonell said:0 -
errrm...Stig said:
I just did a bit of googling to check that my definition of major trophy isn't out of step with current thinking: "any European trophy (except the Intertoto), a domestic top-flight league or established domestic cup (FA and League Cup, but not Community Shield, Full Members Cup, etc)". So no, whilst Charlton's various teams have won lots of silverware over the years, absolutely none of it is what would normally be considered 'major'. No disrespect at all here, I always want Charlton to win and am very pleased when we do. It's just that taking the piss out of teams that have won far more than we ever have seems a tad daft to me.MrOneLung said:Shakes head at the disrespect to the title winning teams of the last 25 odd years
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Errrm what?IdleHans said:
errrm...Stig said:
I just did a bit of googling to check that my definition of major trophy isn't out of step with current thinking: "any European trophy (except the Intertoto), a domestic top-flight league or established domestic cup (FA and League Cup, but not Community Shield, Full Members Cup, etc)". So no, whilst Charlton's various teams have won lots of silverware over the years, absolutely none of it is what would normally be considered 'major'. No disrespect at all here, I always want Charlton to win and am very pleased when we do. It's just that taking the piss out of teams that have won far more than we ever have seems a tad daft to me.MrOneLung said:Shakes head at the disrespect to the title winning teams of the last 25 odd years0 -
We won the FA Cup in 2005. I remember listening to it on the radio. Well, one of the two FA Cups...Stig said:
Errrm what?IdleHans said:
errrm...Stig said:
I just did a bit of googling to check that my definition of major trophy isn't out of step with current thinking: "any European trophy (except the Intertoto), a domestic top-flight league or established domestic cup (FA and League Cup, but not Community Shield, Full Members Cup, etc)". So no, whilst Charlton's various teams have won lots of silverware over the years, absolutely none of it is what would normally be considered 'major'. No disrespect at all here, I always want Charlton to win and am very pleased when we do. It's just that taking the piss out of teams that have won far more than we ever have seems a tad daft to me.MrOneLung said:Shakes head at the disrespect to the title winning teams of the last 25 odd years1 -
We have won the FA Cup, defined in your post as an established domestic cup and ergo a major trophy. Yet you said absolutely nothing we've won would be considered major, which seems contradictory.Stig said:
Errrm what?IdleHans said:
errrm...Stig said:
I just did a bit of googling to check that my definition of major trophy isn't out of step with current thinking: "any European trophy (except the Intertoto), a domestic top-flight league or established domestic cup (FA and League Cup, but not Community Shield, Full Members Cup, etc)". So no, whilst Charlton's various teams have won lots of silverware over the years, absolutely none of it is what would normally be considered 'major'. No disrespect at all here, I always want Charlton to win and am very pleased when we do. It's just that taking the piss out of teams that have won far more than we ever have seems a tad daft to me.MrOneLung said:Shakes head at the disrespect to the title winning teams of the last 25 odd years
And you must have forgotten all about the Guinness Soccer Six
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Yeah, fair play. Although I never said it specifically, I meant within the timespan Mr One Lung was talking about, 'Last 25 years odd'. And yes I had forgotten the Guinness Soccer Six although I was excited at the time. 😁IdleHans said:
We have won the FA Cup, defined in your post as an established domestic cup and ergo a major trophy. Yet you said absolutely nothing we've won would be considered major, which seems contradictory.Stig said:
Errrm what?IdleHans said:
errrm...Stig said:
I just did a bit of googling to check that my definition of major trophy isn't out of step with current thinking: "any European trophy (except the Intertoto), a domestic top-flight league or established domestic cup (FA and League Cup, but not Community Shield, Full Members Cup, etc)". So no, whilst Charlton's various teams have won lots of silverware over the years, absolutely none of it is what would normally be considered 'major'. No disrespect at all here, I always want Charlton to win and am very pleased when we do. It's just that taking the piss out of teams that have won far more than we ever have seems a tad daft to me.MrOneLung said:Shakes head at the disrespect to the title winning teams of the last 25 odd years
And you must have forgotten all about the Guinness Soccer Six0 - Sponsored links:
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The Jokes thread hasn’t disappeared, it’s just been buried under an avalanche of unnecessary point making.8
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I don't get itAddicksAddict said:The Jokes thread hasn’t disappeared, it’s just been buried under an avalanche of unnecessary point making.7 -
A little girl was usually driven to school by her grandad but one day he was ill so her grandma took her instead. That evening her parents asked her how the journey was. “It was very different”, she said. “How's that”, they asked. “Well”, she said, “during the whole journey we didn't see a single tosser, blind idiot, stupid bastard or wanker”.16
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Which Icelandic singer was named after a city in England?
Was it:
A. Norwich?
B. York?
C. Durham?15 -
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I used to work in a prison library.
It had its prose and cons.9 -
The farmer told me to round up his 47 sheep.
That’ll be 50 sheep then.3 -
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It takes guts to be an organ donor.4
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Not so much a joke, more it raises the question of how did we lose a war to this lot?
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I have a problem with a particular French aperitif. Whenever I drink it, I get flatulence that sounds like a Japanese car brand.
Yes, it’s true. Absinthe makes the farts go “Honda”.3 -
Has to be satire, surely? Someone sending up the tendency of people who describe themselves as Christians following Trump despite him contradicting everything the Bible tells people to do? It's a reference to the Bible text about people resorting to worshipping a statue while they were wandering in the desert after leaving Egypt. (This didn't end well for them, but it's assumed that most of these "evangelicals" haven't read enough of the Bible to know that.)AddicksAddict said:Not so much a joke, more it raises the question of how did we lose a war to this lot?1 -
I once met Sinead O’Connor when out walking. She was bird watching at the time. I said ‘what have you seen?’
she replied ‘ It’s been 7 Owls and 15 Jays’20 -
I still have my late grandmother in my contacts.
We shouldn’t have scattered her ashes on such a windy day.6 -
I’m not sure Americans do satire. Alanis Morissette (US citizen since 2005) can’t even do irony.Swindon_Addick said:
Has to be satire, surely? Someone sending up the tendency of people who describe themselves as Christians following Trump despite him contradicting everything the Bible tells people to do? It's a reference to the Bible text about people resorting to worshipping a statue while they were wandering in the desert after leaving Egypt. (This didn't end well for them, but it's assumed that most of these "evangelicals" haven't read enough of the Bible to know that.)AddicksAddict said:Not so much a joke, more it raises the question of how did we lose a war to this lot?0 -
I don’t know. She did a couple of my shirts very well when I stayed overAddicksAddict said:
I’m not sure Americans do satire. Alanis Morissette (US citizen since 2005) can’t even do irony.Swindon_Addick said:
Has to be satire, surely? Someone sending up the tendency of people who describe themselves as Christians following Trump despite him contradicting everything the Bible tells people to do? It's a reference to the Bible text about people resorting to worshipping a statue while they were wandering in the desert after leaving Egypt. (This didn't end well for them, but it's assumed that most of these "evangelicals" haven't read enough of the Bible to know that.)AddicksAddict said:Not so much a joke, more it raises the question of how did we lose a war to this lot?4 -
_MrDick said:I once met Sinead O’Connor when out walking. She was bird watching at the time. I said ‘what have you seen?’
she replied ‘ It’s been 7 Owls and 15 Jays’
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Yeah, it's a parody account. Quite a decent one.
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You can now get a knock-off Henry vacuum cleaner imported from Turkey.
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It's so annoying when people use the wrong word and don't have the humidity to admit it.12
