General Things That Annoy You thread - part 2

KBslittlesis said:

Movies that insist on women wearing next to nothing. Especially horror movies.
Ffs! It’s pissing freezing, you’re in front of a fecking roaring fire & they have you sat in a skin tight vest & skimpy knickers…………..then they make you walk through the haunted house in the dark cos you wouldn’t think to turn the lights on.

Men……..you have sexualise everything you fecking perverts!!!!

I know, it’s awful 

KBslittlesis said:

Movies that insist on women wearing next to nothing. Especially horror movies.
Ffs! It’s pissing freezing, you’re in front of a fecking roaring fire & they have you sat in a skin tight vest & skimpy knickers…………..then they make you walk through the haunted house in the dark cos you wouldn’t think to turn the lights on.

Men……..you have sexualise everything you fecking perverts!!!!

Which movie @KBslittlesis just so that I can avoid in future. 

KBslittlesis said:

Movies that insist on women wearing next to nothing. Especially horror movies.
Ffs! It’s pissing freezing, you’re in front of a fecking roaring fire & they have you sat in a skin tight vest & skimpy knickers…………..then they make you walk through the haunted house in the dark cos you wouldn’t think to turn the lights on.

Men……..you have sexualise everything you fecking perverts!!!!

Its appalling.....what are you wearing?

The Red Robin said:

KBslittlesis said:

MrOneLung said:

KBslittlesis said:

Movies that insist on women wearing next to nothing. Especially horror movies.
Ffs! It’s pissing freezing, you’re in front of a fecking roaring fire & they have you sat in a skin tight vest & skimpy knickers…………..then they make you walk through the haunted house in the dark cos you wouldn’t think to turn the lights on.

Men……..you have sexualise everything you fecking perverts!!!!

Which movie @KBslittlesis just so that I can avoid in future. 

Pretty much anyone Lungy, that's my point ya perve 🤣🤣

Yeh, but specifically?

Poltergash. 

The Red Robin said:

Carter said:

The Red Robin said:

People who insist on pronouncing ‘ith’ referring to Spanish locations, I.e ‘Cad-ith’ rather than ‘Cadiz’ because they’ve been on holiday there once. Yes, I know it’s correct, but it annoys me. 

Me and one of my younglings at work were having this argument last week or maybe last  month. They kept saying Barthelona as if they are Catalonian natives. I told them to give it a rest, as you say a weekend in the city does not mean make you a local. 

The opposite applies to Ibiza, anyone saying eebeetzah as opposed to ebeetha I have visualised sat upon the electric chair without the wet sponge 

Ha - exactly this. Valenthia was another one. 

Always remeber Alan Parry when commentating on Real Madrid games, used to get on my tits as he kept saying Madreeeed. Just say Madrid mate.

iaitch said:

The Red Robin said:

Carter said:

The Red Robin said:

People who insist on pronouncing ‘ith’ referring to Spanish locations, I.e ‘Cad-ith’ rather than ‘Cadiz’ because they’ve been on holiday there once. Yes, I know it’s correct, but it annoys me. 

Me and one of my younglings at work were having this argument last week or maybe last  month. They kept saying Barthelona as if they are Catalonian natives. I told them to give it a rest, as you say a weekend in the city does not mean make you a local. 

The opposite applies to Ibiza, anyone saying eebeetzah as opposed to ebeetha I have visualised sat upon the electric chair without the wet sponge 

Ha - exactly this. Valenthia was another one. 

Always remeber Alan Parry when commentating on Real Madrid games, used to get on my tits as he kept saying Madreeeed. Just say Madrid mate.

There was a commentator in a World Cup many years ago who kept calling Müller (the Brazilian player) “Mull-air”, apparently ignoring that the player called himself that in homage to the German great Gert Müller. Maybe they pronounce it like that in Brazil, but it was still annoying.
Then of course there was Ray Stubbs constantly calling Peter Ndlovu “Nd-luuuurve”. The bellend. I seem to remember Skinner and Baddiel ripped him for it on fantasy football and got him on to sing a song in the style of Barry White!

Commentators are generally such pricks. Describe the action and stop trying to convince us all how funny and intelligent you are. 

SporadicAddick said:

iainment said:

French people calling London Londres.

Get it right you disrespectful wallies.

But that's correct - to them, London is Londres. That's what they should call it. 

And Brits should call Barcelona Barcelona, not Barthelona, and Valencia Valencia, not Valenthia.

Absolutely. And Paris “Paris”, not “Paree”
Munich “Munich”, not München
Moscow “Moscow”, not Moskva
and so on.
The French are right to call London Londres.

SporadicAddick said:

iainment said:

French people calling London Londres.

Get it right you disrespectful wallies.

But that's correct - to them, London is Londres. That's what they should call it. 

And Brits should call Barcelona Barcelona, not Barthelona, and Valencia Valencia, not Valenthia.

Bit like when David Ginola became - "Dah-veed Zhee-no-lah" overnight 

iaitch said:

The Red Robin said:

Carter said:

The Red Robin said:

People who insist on pronouncing ‘ith’ referring to Spanish locations, I.e ‘Cad-ith’ rather than ‘Cadiz’ because they’ve been on holiday there once. Yes, I know it’s correct, but it annoys me. 

Me and one of my younglings at work were having this argument last week or maybe last  month. They kept saying Barthelona as if they are Catalonian natives. I told them to give it a rest, as you say a weekend in the city does not mean make you a local. 

The opposite applies to Ibiza, anyone saying eebeetzah as opposed to ebeetha I have visualised sat upon the electric chair without the wet sponge 

Ha - exactly this. Valenthia was another one. 

Always remeber Alan Parry when commentating on Real Madrid games, used to get on my tits as he kept saying Madreeeed. Just say Madrid mate.

See also, Meeeeeelan.