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******** RATE MY PLATE - CHRISTMAS DINNER ********

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  • Is that a re-enactment of The Guns of Navarone...
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,646

    Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 3,591
    Dinner might be late


  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 17,432
    plate was a little overful. 

    Yorkshires by the missus. Everything else by me cooked for 12. 

    3 day wet brined turkey. Roasties (there are 7 on the plate but hidden. Honey roast parsnips and carrots. Cheesey leeks with the obligatory sprouts on top. Baked cabbage stuffing and mini pigs in blankets. Turkey gravey (more added post photo 

    Round 2 not pictured, roast beef (additional beef gravy) brocoli, leek and butter bean pie (for the veggies) and a 2nd full helping of potatos and parsnips.
  • Just warming up the chicken
    and can’t post a photo 
    There's some undercooked food in this thread but that's OTT.
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,735


    Way too much, suffering for it now.
  • Lovely Jubbly :)


    Anyone suddenly in the mood for a game of Jenga?
  • flyingkiwiDK
    flyingkiwiDK Posts: 5,740

  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 29,134
    Lovely Jubbly :)


    Anyone suddenly in the mood for a game of Jenga?
    Wibble
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,113
    That’s right,I don’t like veg. 

    Do your worst 





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  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 7,011
    edited December 25

    More sprouts than potato's? Criminal. Lack of gravy. Parsnips need another 20 mins.

    Bonus point for swede.

    Not sure how I feel about the ham

    Minus points for having the same China as my mother in law.
    Ironically, it’s gammon 😉
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,113
    jonno said:

    Was this kept next to some cat litter in order to absorb as much moisture as possible before serving? 
  • MrOneLung said:
    That’s right,I don’t like veg. 

    Do your worst 




    Fifty shades of Brown.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 17,432

    More sprouts than potato's? Criminal. Lack of gravy. Parsnips need another 20 mins.

    Bonus point for swede.

    Not sure how I feel about the ham

    Minus points for having the same China as my mother in law.
    Ironically, it’s gammon 😉
    Hahahah very good!
  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 3,591
    MrOneLung said:
    That’s right,I don’t like veg. 

    Do your worst 




    Fifty shades of Brown.
    I got a present for that...
  • mid_life_crisis
    mid_life_crisis Posts: 3,279
    edited December 25


    Slight malfunction with the Yorkshire
    ...
  • Taxi_Lad
    Taxi_Lad Posts: 3,812
    That sprout has a smiley face 😁 
  • stockportugaladdick
    stockportugaladdick Posts: 1,170
    edited December 25
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  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,664
    MrOneLung said:
    That’s right,I don’t like veg. 

    Do your worst 





  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,267
    Apart from a few, way too many good efforts this year 🤣

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  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 13,229
    edited December 25
    Had mine with my mum at the care home.. this is what they served up. Pretty sure it was jam instead of cranberry....sprouts were fucking awful, though you can't go wrong with the pigs in blankets... The giant bollock on the plate put me off a bit..... 


  • Just about to tuck in…😋,happy Chrimbo lifers…🎄👍
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 23,145
    edited December 25
    MrOneLung said:







    Reminded me of Rango.

    Or Sid from Ice Age.
  • Taxi_Lad said:
    That sprout has a smiley face 😁 
    How could you eat Bagpuss?
  • Had mine with my mum at the care home.. this is what they served up. Pretty sure it was jam instead of cranberry....sprouts were fucking awful, though you can't go wrong with the pigs in blankets... The giant bollock on the plate put me off a bit..... 


    They charge £1500 quid a week for that 😳
  • Had mine with my mum at the care home.. this is what they served up. Pretty sure it was jam instead of cranberry....sprouts were fucking awful, though you can't go wrong with the pigs in blankets... The giant bollock on the plate put me off a bit..... 


    They charge £1500 quid a week for that 😳
    Yeah mate, it's a fucking joke. Plus they wanted me to pay for mine the cheeky pricks. 


  • Slight malfunction with the Yorkshire
    ...
    Sprouts and potatoes performing a reenactment of Millwall supporters pushing through gate 21.
  • Chippycafc
    Chippycafc Posts: 14,238
    Am at work and been there since 2pm. Looking at some of those dishes glad i haven't had roast today. So its 2 burgers with onions for me shortly.


  • Slight malfunction with the Yorkshire
    ...
    Keep it in your car just incase the handbrake ever fails. 
  • cafc4life
    cafc4life Posts: 4,678


    Slight malfunction with the Yorkshire
    ...
    Who did you share the other half of that house brick with?