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  • jose
    jose Posts: 933
    'Your support is fucking shit' sung at away fans on a Tuesday night who have come down from somewhere like Morecambe paying £30 for a ticket and either had to drive straight down after work and then back after or paid £80+ for a 3 hour+ train journey knowing they'll get back at ridiculous o'clock and have to go to work the next day. Oh, have they not filled out the Jimmy Seed stand? Bunch of plastics. 
    Well said.
    Shameful when our fans sing it.
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 14,039
    I love the TC song, only issue though is that he doesn't actually score many goals lol.
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,162
    I’ve never liked “you only sing when you’re winning”


  • Simonsen
    Simonsen Posts: 5,616
    edited January 15
    Ahhh...warm your hearts with much loved old classics such as;

    "You're gonna get your f***ing 'eads kicked in" (chorused by synchronised clapping)

    "You're goin' 'ome in a red & white amubulance" (accompanied by synchronised pointing)

    "You'll never make the station" (accompanied by synchronised pointing and hand-gestures)

    "Kenny Achampong...kumbaya" (normally followed by a a bit of gentle laughter and bemused looks),
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 14,039
    St jons ambulance song is a blast from past. 
  • CAFCTrev
    CAFCTrev Posts: 6,126
    Four time playoff winners, you'll never sing that....
  • AllHailTheHen
    AllHailTheHen Posts: 3,127
    "Sing when you're winning. You only sing when you're winning."

    The most stupid song going 
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,202
    Anything about Keir Starmer /politics 


    pathetic 
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,403
    Anything that's generic. Anything that attacks the opposition and its fans* rather than supporting our team. Especially, 'shall we sing a song for you', which invites the opposition to get behind their team. If they ain't singing, good!

    *Unless there's a real rivalry and/or it's clever - so, that's none of ours.
  • up_the_valley
    up_the_valley Posts: 4,359
    edited January 15
    When the goalkeeper is taking a goal kick "wooooooaaaaaahhhhhhhh.......  you're shit aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

    So annoying.

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  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,212
    Plaaayer said:
    That Birmingham bollocks after every visiting teams substitution and that awful ‘Mauled by the tigers’, that Hull do. 
    It's a great wind up, the camper the clawing the better.

    Worst are chants about the opposition's support early in the game, especially in League 1, or just saying millllll. 
  • Last year a group of us (all Addicks and one Millwall) went to the Highlands to see Ross County v Hibs in the SPL. As we got approached the ground a group of Hibbees ultras where singing “we’re from the Capital, you’re from a shithole” at the Staggies (and us !) 
    Very amusing, but I think the irony was lost on them. Dingwall is a bit of a backwater and the pub we went into before the game was a khasi, but the scenery and surrounding area is stunning.



  • When the goalkeeper is taking a goal kick "wooooooaaaaaahhhhhhhh.......  you're shit aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

    So annoying.
    Even more so when the Aaaahhhh continues on for a few minutes 
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,355
    shine166 said:
    St jons ambulance song is a blast from past. 
    I thought we used to sing London ambulance (adapted to Army ambulance during strikes)
  • YTS1978
    YTS1978 Posts: 1,754
    J BLOCK said:
    Lower league teams (like us) use the same/similar songs - Chelsea had a load of unique songs Saturday  
    Did they? Must of missed that? 
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,684
    edited January 16
    Play up Pompey and When the Saints go Marching in.

    It must be a South Coast thing!
  • JustFloydRoad
    JustFloydRoad Posts: 2,124

    When the goalkeeper is taking a goal kick "wooooooaaaaaahhhhhhhh.......  you're shit aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

    So annoying.

    Depends, I like doing it when we're winning
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 70,745
    Play up Pompey and When the Saints go Marching in.

    It must be a South Coast thing!
    I've no problems with Play up Pompey, it's their traditional chant.

    It's more cringey when we reply with "F**k off Pompey".
  • SE10Addick
    SE10Addick Posts: 2,976
    I cringe so badly every time we go Fiiiiiiish when a f**king goldfish is on the screen. I was funny years ago, now I just think it makes us all look a bit special...
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,956
    shine166 said:
    St jons ambulance song is a blast from past. 
    I thought we used to sing London ambulance (adapted to Army ambulance during strikes)
    I thought it was "You're going home in a f**king ambulance"

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  • Simonsen
    Simonsen Posts: 5,616
    sam3110 said:
    shine166 said:
    St jons ambulance song is a blast from past. 
    I thought we used to sing London ambulance (adapted to Army ambulance during strikes)
    I thought it was "You're going home in a f**king ambulance"
    That was the B side. 
  • JustFloydRoad
    JustFloydRoad Posts: 2,124
    edited January 16
    I cringe so badly every time we go Fiiiiiiish when a f**king goldfish is on the screen. I was funny years ago, now I just think it makes us all look a bit special...
    tbf it is something to engage the crowd when the football is poor, and could be interpreted as a nood to our heridge (and Mark Fish).


     I always thought Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea (or any team saying their name like that) chant makes them look a tad special 🤷🏼‍♂️
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 13,381
    I cringe so badly every time we go Fiiiiiiish when a f**king goldfish is on the screen. I was funny years ago, now I just think it makes us all look a bit special...
    tbf it is something to engage the crowd when the football is poor, and could be interpreted as a nood to our heridge (and Mark Fish).


     I always thought Chelsea Chelsea Chelsea (or any team saying their name like that) chant makes them look a tad special 🤷🏼‍♂️
    Err, bit awkward.. we do that as well..
  • CombeMartin
    CombeMartin Posts: 108
    edited January 17
    Who was it (a name please, does anyone know) that originally took McCartney's "Mull of Kintyre" song and changed it into VFR, brilliant, and it's not just the first line, no other team can use that, it's ours.

    As I recall, I first heard it when we'd move to Selhurst. I didn't hear it the first season, the year we moved there (1985) when the Covered End lads stood in the Arthur Waite stand, I was there too but came from the East Terrace, but having got promoted dad and I celebrated by getting a season ticket in the main stand opposite, and that's when I first heard it coming from the Arthur Waite in 1986.

    As I recall, it was the fans response to being moved to play at Selhurst, which was very unpopular. 
  • JustFloydRoad
    JustFloydRoad Posts: 2,124
    Who was it (a name please, does anyone know) that originally took McCartney's "Mull of Kintyre" song and changed it into VFR, brilliant, and it's not just the first line, no other team can use that, it's ours.

    As I recall, I first heard it when we'd move to Selhurst. I didn't hear it the first season, the year we moved there (1985) when the Covered End lads stood in the Arthur Waite stand, I was there too but came from the East Terrace, but having got promoted dad and I celebrated by getting a season ticket in the main stand opposite, and that's when I first heard it coming from the Arthur Waite in 1986.

    As I recall, it was the fans response to being moved to play at Selhurst, which was very unpopular. 

    Many threads about VFR origins:

    In fact just type Valley Floyd Road and there are many threads: I'm sick of this now. Valley Floyd Road and Red Red Robin.....is my favorite.

    Feels a bit of poor taste to be talking about such an iconic chant in a thread about annoying chants.
  • JustFloydRoad
    JustFloydRoad Posts: 2,124
    Play up Pompey and When the Saints go Marching in.

    It must be a South Coast thing!
    I've no problems with Play up Pompey, it's their traditional chant.

    It's more cringey when we reply with "F**k off Pompey".

    Do Coventry fans actually chant Play Up Sky Blues?, or is it just a hashtag they use.
  • From the 1960's.........
    2/4/6/8 who do we appreciate?
    2/4/6 and a quarter who are we about to slaughter?
    Can't believe I used to sing that - what a sad old git I am!? If you listen really hard you might hear it again in the West Upper! 
  • DOUCHER
    DOUCHER Posts: 8,400
    cafc, we hate millwall - agree with sentiments but a complete wet lettuce of a song and anything that is sung whilst the red red robin is being played 
  • fadgadget
    fadgadget Posts: 1,420
    Really hate the " Na na nah " song sung every time we score , makes my toes curl .
  • follett
    follett Posts: 1,152
    edited January 17
    Play up Pompey and When the Saints go Marching in.

    It must be a South Coast thing!
    I've no problems with Play up Pompey, it's their traditional chant.

    It's more cringey when we reply with "F**k off Pompey".

    Do Coventry fans actually chant Play Up Sky Blues?, or is it just a hashtag they use.
    It’s part of their sing together chant, which is honestly up there with one of the worst in football but at least it’s unique I guess. Not sure if they just chant PUSB on its own tbh

    Let’s all sing together,

    Play up Sky Blues!

    Whilst we sing together,

    We will never lose!

    Tottenham or Chelsea, United or anyone,

    They shan’t defeat us,

    We’ll fight till the game is won.