Do, do, dooo, football in a library....

jose

Garrymanilow said:

'Your support is fucking shit' sung at away fans on a Tuesday night who have come down from somewhere like Morecambe paying £30 for a ticket and either had to drive straight down after work and then back after or paid £80+ for a 3 hour+ train journey knowing they'll get back at ridiculous o'clock and have to go to work the next day. Oh, have they not filled out the Jimmy Seed stand? Bunch of plastics. 

Well said.
Shameful when our fans sing it.

shine166

I love the TC song, only issue though is that he doesn't actually score many goals lol.

stackitsteve

I’ve never liked “you only sing when you’re winning”

Simonsen

Ahhh...warm your hearts with much loved old classics such as;

"You're gonna get your f***ing 'eads kicked in" (chorused by synchronised clapping)

"You're goin' 'ome in a red & white amubulance" (accompanied by synchronised pointing)

"You'll never make the station" (accompanied by synchronised pointing and hand-gestures)

"Kenny Achampong...kumbaya" (normally followed by a a bit of gentle laughter and bemused looks),

shine166

St jons ambulance song is a blast from past. 

CAFCTrev

Four time playoff winners, you'll never sing that....

AllHailTheHen

"Sing when you're winning. You only sing when you're winning."

The most stupid song going 

MrOneLung

Anything about Keir Starmer /politics 


pathetic 

Stig

Anything that's generic. Anything that attacks the opposition and its fans* rather than supporting our team. Especially, 'shall we sing a song for you', which invites the opposition to get behind their team. If they ain't singing, good!

*Unless there's a real rivalry and/or it's clever - so, that's none of ours.

up_the_valley

When the goalkeeper is taking a goal kick "wooooooaaaaaahhhhhhhh.......  you're shit aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

So annoying.

Friend Or Defoe

Plaaayer said:

That Birmingham bollocks after every visiting teams substitution and that awful ‘Mauled by the tigers’, that Hull do. 

It's a great wind up, the camper the clawing the better.

Worst are chants about the opposition's support early in the game, especially in League 1, or just saying millllll. 

RopeYardRailsBruv

Last year a group of us (all Addicks and one Millwall) went to the Highlands to see Ross County v Hibs in the SPL. As we got approached the ground a group of Hibbees ultras where singing “we’re from the Capital, you’re from a shithole” at the Staggies (and us !) 
Very amusing, but I think the irony was lost on them. Dingwall is a bit of a backwater and the pub we went into before the game was a khasi, but the scenery and surrounding area is stunning.

ForeverAddickted

up_the_valley said:

When the goalkeeper is taking a goal kick "wooooooaaaaaahhhhhhhh.......  you're shit aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

So annoying.

Even more so when the Aaaahhhh continues on for a few minutes 

AFKABartram

shine166 said:

St jons ambulance song is a blast from past. 

I thought we used to sing London ambulance (adapted to Army ambulance during strikes)

YTS1978

J BLOCK said:

Lower league teams (like us) use the same/similar songs - Chelsea had a load of unique songs Saturday  

Did they? Must of missed that? 

ElfsborgAddick

Play up Pompey and When the Saints go Marching in.

It must be a South Coast thing!