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Collins Sichenje Signs On A Three And A Half Year Deal

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  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 33,296
    I’m waiting for when they invade Charlton Life !!
  • JamesSeed
    JamesSeed Posts: 17,445
    Good to see we're following Jimmy Seed's lead, and signing African players :-)
    At very least we'll sell a load of shirts!
  • CaptainRobbo
    CaptainRobbo Posts: 1,409
    KBslittlesis said:
    Nearly 600 member requests for the International FB page overnight 😳🫣😫😂😂😂😂😂
    Have you explained to them that Collins is unlikely to be starting tonight?
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,826
    CaptainRobbo said:
    KBslittlesis said:
    Nearly 600 member requests for the International FB page overnight 😳🫣😫😂😂😂😂😂
    Have you explained to them that Collins is unlikely to be starting tonight?
    Even I’m not that brave 😳😂😂
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,319
    I take it the pie and mash photo is AI
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,525
    Total Charlton if he comes on in the 80th, gets sent off in the 95th and injures himself leaving the pitch, out for the season...

    Let's face it, it is Charlton.
  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 3,875
    Talked to the bloke in the Jamba meat market in peckham and he said they’re making a special sheep’s head soup in honour of him joining the club.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,476
    LargeAddick said:
    I’m waiting for when they invade Charlton Life !!
    You’ll have a long wait
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,507
    Not noticed this in the thread, but found this amusing post on Twitter. 😂


    Dear Charlton Athletic,

    Congratulations on acquiring the signature of Collins Sichenje. It is truly an honour for you.

    As per the rich traditions and very serious football customs of our country, kindly take note of the following essential conditions for his stay and success:

    1. He must start all matches, unless injured, suspended, or abducted by destiny.

    2. Substitutions are strictly prohibited until the 85th minute or later, regardless of scoreline, weather, or common sense.

    3. All official starting XI posters must feature his picture prominently — others may appear as supporting cast.

    4. Any shot on target by him shall be recorded as a goal in official statistics.

    5. Any shot off target shall be generously counted as an assist.

    6. Should he score an actual goal, the UK Army is expected to honour the moment with a 21-gun salute (minimum).

    We trust you will comply fully and look forward to seeing the club prosper under these perfectly reasonable expectations.

    Warm regards,A Very Patriotic Supporter.❣️❣️
  • Henske
    Henske Posts: 124

    Collins Sichenje ni mtu. Sema, baba, ongeza kama unaweza kufanya


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  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 22,206
    AFKABartram said:
    LargeAddick said:
    I’m waiting for when they invade Charlton Life !!
    You’ll have a long wait
    IP blocking on East Africa right now?
  • Henske
    Henske Posts: 124
    Henske said:

    Collins Sichenje ni mtu. Sema, baba, ongeza kama unaweza kufanya

    Rough translation:- Collins Sichenje is the man. Show us what you can do.

  • Henske
    Henske Posts: 124
    According to AI. Let’s hope it’s right or else I may be banned from Kenya!!
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 16,143
    I reckon he makes the bench tonight 
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,826
    You’re missing a trick @AFKABartram
    I’ve been offered a wide hipped women to help with my farm work just because I’ve been so welcoming to our new Kenyan friends. At least I think that’s why they’ve offered her to me 🤔
  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,635
    Elthamaddick said:
    I reckon he makes the bench tonight 
    Does he have a woodworking class?
  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,351
    I absolutely love the idea of a little African lad, seeing him play for us and it becomes his dream to also wear that wonderful jersey.
  • MeerKat
    MeerKat Posts: 105
    After reading the comments from our new Kenyan friends, i love this dude already. 
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,910
    edited 2:33PM
    Feel like he deserves an orchestral song... Like Puma's brilliant Hardchorus ad. 

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo2wFptAX3k

    To the tune of Truly, Madly Deeply: 

    I wanna walk with Collins Sichenje
    From The Valley to the Wembley stairs
    South London to the plains of Kenya
    And cheer with all the Addicks there
  • AndyG
    AndyG Posts: 6,167
    Tbf the additional coverage can only be a good thing for the club. I’m surprised we haven’t been posting the links to CATV to bring in some extra viewers while the interest is there.
    i can’t wait for the meltdown tonight when he isn’t in the squad. Although I’m hoping he is and he comes on at some point just to see what he is all about

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  • fenaddick
    fenaddick Posts: 15,283
    AndyG said:
    Tbf the additional coverage can only be a good thing for the club. I’m surprised we haven’t been posting the links to CATV to bring in some extra viewers while the interest is there.
    i can’t wait for the meltdown tonight when he isn’t in the squad. Although I’m hoping he is and he comes on at some point just to see what he is all about

    They have, they've even added a new section

    In Kenya 

    Watch live on CharltonTV. Click here to purchase your CharltonTV pass.


    https://www.charltonafc.com/news/how-watch-qpr-clash
  • KenyanMrBurns
    KenyanMrBurns Posts: 5
    LargeAddick said:
    I’m waiting for when they invade Charlton Life !!
    Kama Collins ameshiba, basi atashinda mchezo kwa niaba ya Charlton. Twende Addicks! 🔴⚪️
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 38,352
    https://x.com/KennedyKimani_/status/2019262952902156296?s=20
  • twiggyaddick
    twiggyaddick Posts: 1,617
    In Kenya we are now known as 'Collins Sichenjes Charlton Athletic'
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,451
    fenaddick said:
    AndyG said:
    Tbf the additional coverage can only be a good thing for the club. I’m surprised we haven’t been posting the links to CATV to bring in some extra viewers while the interest is there.
    i can’t wait for the meltdown tonight when he isn’t in the squad. Although I’m hoping he is and he comes on at some point just to see what he is all about

    They have, they've even added a new section

    In Kenya 

    Watch live on CharltonTV. Click here to purchase your CharltonTV pass.


    https://www.charltonafc.com/news/how-watch-qpr-clash
    If he doesn't get on the pitch Twitter is going to be gold tonight 
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 17,704
    New profile pic in his honour
  • AndyG
    AndyG Posts: 6,167
    I wish they published the viewing figures for CATV because if the comments online are anything to go by I think tonight will see a big upsurge. Terry could turn into a celebrity in Kenya and be on their version of Strictly before he knows it lol
  • swords_alive
    swords_alive Posts: 4,652
    It's a big night for him, whether he gets on the pitch or not. Awesome for a young man to turn up to play his football so far from home, let alone a cold and wet Friday night in Charlton. The support he has from home is awesome too. It will be a privilege to support him from inside the ground so he gets off to the best start possible.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 14,012
    With or without him
    with or without sichenje
    Charlton win
    with or without him
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 16,143
    Ok swords_alive said:
    It's a big night for him, whether he gets on the pitch or not. Awesome for a young man to turn up to play his football so far from home, let alone a cold and wet Friday night in Charlton. The support he has from home is awesome too. It will be a privilege to support him from inside the ground so he gets off to the best start possible.
    Hope he gets a great reception

    Get the feeling he’s gonna become a bit of a cult figure one way or another 

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