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  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 11,153
    Gribbo said:
    Tell you what Angers me, rather than annoys me, when someone touches my Brest without my consent. Metz this bird called Nancy years ago, she went straight in for a grope Evry time I see her. Might be a bit of an old Clichy, but “Many a mickle makes a muckle.”
    It's funny you call em Brest. I call em Cannes.
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,425
    Gary Numans hair. 
    Just watching him on Sky Arts, he has got a better head of hair at 67 than he had when he was 21. Lovely thick, black, glossy and well defined hair line. I just don’t know how this happens, seems a little unfair to me. 
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,469
    Gribbo said:
    guinnessaddick said:
    Gribbo said:
    DaveMehmet said:
    cantersaddick said:
    QR code menus in nice restaurants. Don't mind it in a gastro pub or basic restaurant but if I'm putting on a shirt, dropping dome decent cash on some French food and a bottle of vino why can't you print the bloody thing for me. Feels tacky to have to get my phone out. 
    Do they do it in any other French cities?
    Just a Lille, not a Lot
    That's nice.
    Mehmet's already used Nice. There's Reims of places you could go for, nothing Toulouse
    These French city jokes are going on Toulon.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,534
    Cannes we all pack this in?
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 7,181
    edited February 28
    Some of these puns are mustard.
  • ME14addick
    ME14addick Posts: 9,883
    Wars
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 884
    edited February 28
    charltonkeston said:
    Gary Numans hair. 
    Just watching him on Sky Arts, he has got a better head of hair at 67 than he had when he was 21. Lovely thick, black, glossy and well defined hair line. I just don’t know how this happens, seems a little unfair to me. 

    Incidentally why is there a dead decomposing Lion on the tin? 
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 884
    Just found out it was a biblical quote, and has now been replaced.

  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 13,804
    ME14addick said:
    Wars
    well, its all kicking off now
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 13,804
    Dubai has closed its airport... biggest international airport in the world... bet the hotels are loving it.. 

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  • ME14addick
    ME14addick Posts: 9,883
    Karim_myBagheri said:
    Dubai has closed its airport... biggest international airport in the world... bet the hotels are loving it.. 
    Missiles flying over Dubai. This is affecting far more than Iran and Israel.Hoping that the UK doesn't get dragged into it. Crazy world leaders endangering peace across the planet. 
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 13,804
    ME14addick said:
    Karim_myBagheri said:
    Dubai has closed its airport... biggest international airport in the world... bet the hotels are loving it.. 
    Missiles flying over Dubai. This is affecting far more than Iran and Israel.Hoping that the UK doesn't get dragged into it. Crazy world leaders endangering peace across the planet. 
    we're already involved but could be worse after Farage giving it yeah they can use our air bases... gobshite...

    anyway...political which i know is frowned upon on here. which i appreciate. 
  • CAFC_CAT
    CAFC_CAT Posts: 31
    edited March 1
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,534
    And back to the football...
  • arny23394
    arny23394 Posts: 1,352
    ME14addick said:
    Wars
    Whereabouts in France is that?
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,960
    arny23394 said:
    ME14addick said:
    Wars
    Whereabouts in France is that?
    Not sure, but twinned with Battle in Sussex
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,399
    Them toilet roll holders in pub khazis that are the size of a spaceship but the paper comes out a hole the size of a gnats cock, so all the paper is scrunched up before you even wipe your bullet. 
  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,373
    People who go to the Pub, don't wipe their arse properly, then start digging into the complimentary peanuts and crips on the bar.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,949
    ValleyGary said:
    Them toilet roll holders in pub khazis that are the size of a spaceship but the paper comes out a hole the size of a gnats cock, so all the paper is scrunched up before you even wipe your bullet. 
    Especially when the roll is full and you need the touch of a brain surgeon to stop it snapping off one sheet at a time. 
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 884
    SuedeAdidas said:
    ValleyGary said:
    Them toilet roll holders in pub khazis that are the size of a spaceship but the paper comes out a hole the size of a gnats cock, so all the paper is scrunched up before you even wipe your bullet. 
    Especially when the roll is full and you need the touch of a brain surgeon to stop it snapping off one sheet at a time. 
    you need more than one sheet! 

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  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,960
    edited March 1
    ValleyGary said:
    Them toilet roll holders in pub khazis that are the size of a spaceship but the paper comes out a hole the size of a gnats cock, so all the paper is scrunched up before you even wipe your bullet. 
    Always check them, see if someone left a bump for their mate on top. Can be quite fruitful in the right establishment
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,895
    That god awful made up nonsense song the gooners sing before kickoff that Sky insists on showing with all this tourists holding up their scarves.
    Fecking boils my piss………..and now Drury……….AARGH!!!!
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 27,182
    Everything needing an app or WiFi connection now. Even my washing machine. 
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,986
    KBslittlesis said:
    That god awful made up nonsense song the gooners sing before kickoff that Sky insists on showing with all this tourists holding up their scarves.
    Fecking boils my piss………..and now Drury……….AARGH!!!!
    Arsenal are a wonderful club with an horrendous modern fanbase.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 27,352
    The Red Robin said:
    Everything needing an app or WiFi connection now. Even my washing machine. 
    You must have been shocked when the WiFi enabled washing machine you bought needed WiFi 
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 27,182
    MrOneLung said:
    The Red Robin said:
    Everything needing an app or WiFi connection now. Even my washing machine. 
    You must have been shocked when the WiFi enabled washing machine you bought needed WiFi 
    It’s an added feature. It doesn’t *need* it to work. But runs diagnostic stuff etc. When it actually connects to the app.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,821
    RodneyCharltonTrotta said:
    KBslittlesis said:
    That god awful made up nonsense song the gooners sing before kickoff that Sky insists on showing with all this tourists holding up their scarves.
    Fecking boils my piss………..and now Drury……….AARGH!!!!
    Arsenal are a wonderful club with an horrendous modern fanbase.
    Woolwich Rejects 
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,561
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:
    Karim_myBagheri said:
    AFKABartram said:
    Our clubs obsession with Wrexham. 

    Must quadruple its marketing effort for this game in comparison to others. Million emails. Digital billboard spends…‘Big games like this demand big atmospheres’ etc


    Wrexham is a strange one for me. I didn't even know they had a professional team until fairly recently (shows up my lack of knowledge on lower league football) but now since the money being put in and with an underrated manager have climbed up the leagues and our now in play off contention to make it to the top table, it just seems odd. I mean good luck to them. I know most people hate them but yeah, good luck to them. I do however hate how all not just us make a big thing about playing them as if it was a top six side or something. 
    Growing up in the sixties most boys would have something like this.  You'd pretty much get to know every team, their standing in the league and the colours they wore.

    Unfortunately, the cardboard would wear pretty thin and become hard to slot into position.

     

     
    I absolutely loved my league table ladders.
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,895
    Anyone who is responsible for running countries and infrastructure.

    All seem to be in it for themselves.

    Does no one care anymore?

    Feck me, I’m off to talk to my goats.
  • hoof_it_up_to_benty
    hoof_it_up_to_benty Posts: 22,790
    I hate hearing clique pronounced as click - more dumbing down from the US. 

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