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An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks him,“What's wrong?”
The boy says,“Me ma is dead”.
“Oh bejaysus,"the man says. “Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?”
The boy replies, “No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.”
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Tasteless but brilliant.R0TW said:An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks him,“What's wrong?”
The boy says,“Me ma is dead”.
“Oh bejaysus,"the man says. “Do you want me to call Father O'Riley for you?”
The boy replies, “No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.”0 -
A bloke asked his son what he'd learnt at school that day. The boy said "Women like ynoS. Asians favour cinosanaP, and gay people prefer esoB."
Dad said “Lad, those are backwards stereo types.”14 -
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.6
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The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
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How do you get trump to change a light bulb.?...........tell him President Obama put it in.3
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Getting in a taxi, I said
"Waterloo, please".
The driver replied
"The station?".
I said
"I'm a bit late for the battle".3 -
What did he say?1
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"Couldn't escape if I wanted to"9
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In 2026, Tyson Fury has more wins at Spurs’s stadium than Spurs?5
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What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A yamahahaha.2 -
Everybody in the audience who believes in telekinesis raise my hand.7
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal as he preferred to transcend dental medication.
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Or a Hahaharley Davidson2
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My sister has contributed Austin Hehehealey. I had to point out that was a car.3
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The Prime Minister‘s secretary comes into his office at number 10.“Sir, the Pope and President Trump have arrived and are both wanting to see you immediately. Who should I send in first?”.
”Send in the Pope, at least he only expects me to kiss the ring on his finger”.4 -
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My friend asked me the other day if I knew any Motown jokes. I said two, maybe three, four tops.5
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A lion, a witch and a wardrobe go into an Irish bar.The barman says "I'm serving Narnia"6
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I guessed toffee but it was chocolate. I guessed orange, but it was coffee. I guessed peanut, but it was raisin...
I was wrong on so many Revels.
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my son got a peanut stuck in his ear and no matter what we tried we couldn't get it out
we went to A&E where they poured some melted chocolate in his ear, and it came out a treat5 -
Paddy thought an itchy fanny was a Japanese motor bike.🤭0
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