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Toilets that never/rarely flush all the toilet paper

Covered End
Covered End Posts: 53,256
edited September 9 in Fun, Jokes & Captions

Ok, this should be on the things that generally annoy you thread, but I thought it deserved a thread of its' own.

We had a toilet that always seemed to leave a sheet of paper when flushed, no matter whether there had been a lot of paper or very little.

We got a new toilet (not solely for that reason) I read the reviews and no one mentioned this problem with the toilet I was going to buy.

It's not like you can test it.

Anyway, obviously the new toilet does exactly the same, although not on the day it was installed.

So I really need to know how common this is?

Awaits Carter ………

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  • charlton4ever
    charlton4ever Posts: 1,964
    edited September 9
    Look at the kind of paper used... try a lighter one ? Remember the old tracing paper bog roll - that always flushed, newer bogs use less water . We have a tiny bog (new), but the mechanism used for less water flushes it like a tidal wave !! Never had such a vicious flush!
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 24,793
    Modern cystens contain less water than older versions. 
    Unfortunately this is a common problem. 
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 53,256
    edited September 9
    Look at the kind of paper used... try a lighter one ? Remember the old tracing paper bog roll - that always flushed, newer bogs use less water . We have a tiny bog (new), but the mechanism used for less water it uses flushes like a tidal wave !! 
    How do you weigh sheets of toilet paper?  :D
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,995
    Install a bidet.🤭
  • charlton4ever
    charlton4ever Posts: 1,964
    edited September 9
    Look at the kind of paper used... try a lighter one ? Remember the old tracing paper bog roll - that always flushed, newer bogs use less water . We have a tiny bog (new), but the mechanism used for less water it uses flushes like a tidal wave !! 
    How do you weigh sheets of toilet paper?  :D


    easy mate!
  • HardyAddick
    HardyAddick Posts: 1,681
    Ideal Standard make the best toilets I believe. 
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,424
    This is a rough subject for me, any building more than 10 years old always involves a bin for shitroll, it’s absolutely awful 

  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,851
    Does it flush the turd? After that, I couldn't give a shit (pun intended) 
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 39,532
    Install a bidet.🤭
    We moved house a year ago, one of the bathrooms has a bidet.

    We don’t use it, other than our 1 year old who loves it as a baby water play zone. It’s the perfect height, but should really get around to finding out how to turn off the hot water!

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  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,851
    Carter said:
    My solution is, if possible, install a bidet. If you don't have the space then buy a portable bum gun. Can pick them up for 30 quid. It isn't worth cheaping out on them, they will leave your dung funnel feeling as fresh as a spring lamb. Then you are just dabbing and drying your puckered balloon knot. These bum guns pay for themselves in bog roll savings fairly quickly and you are saving trees too

    I use room temperature water but after treating myself to a Vindaloo from the star of Bengal I fill it with water first thing and leave it to chill in the fridge. When that ice cold water hits my raging bullseye my eyes go like the undertaker from WWF. Life changing and leaves you with a muck pipe you could eat a salad off 

  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 36,844
    Nope.....never been a problem for me EVER.


  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 22,451
    Carter said:
    My solution is, if possible, install a bidet. If you don't have the space then buy a portable bum gun. Can pick them up for 30 quid. It isn't worth cheaping out on them, they will leave your dung funnel feeling as fresh as a spring lamb. Then you are just dabbing and drying your puckered balloon knot. These bum guns pay for themselves in bog roll savings fairly quickly and you are saving trees too

    I use room temperature water but after treating myself to a Vindaloo from the star of Bengal I fill it with water first thing and leave it to chill in the fridge. When that ice cold water hits my raging bullseye my eyes go like the undertaker from WWF. Life changing and leaves you with a muck pipe you could eat a salad off
    I am not googling bum gun 
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,656
    Carter said:
    My solution is, if possible, install a bidet. If you don't have the space then buy a portable bum gun. Can pick them up for 30 quid. It isn't worth cheaping out on them, they will leave your dung funnel feeling as fresh as a spring lamb. Then you are just dabbing and drying your puckered balloon knot. These bum guns pay for themselves in bog roll savings fairly quickly and you are saving trees too

    I use room temperature water but after treating myself to a Vindaloo from the star of Bengal I fill it with water first thing and leave it to chill in the fridge. When that ice cold water hits my raging bullseye my eyes go like the undertaker from WWF. Life changing and leaves you with a muck pipe you could eat a salad off 
    When I saw the title, I fecking knew you’d contribute somewhere, just waiting for MCS to pop up again.
    Im still in therapy after seeing your collection of photos all those years ago. 🤢😂😉
  • gringo
    gringo Posts: 1,592
    Our new lavvy is really good, i will post what it is later when I get home. Its one of those new streamlines ones for less wind resistance.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 53,256
    Carter never disappoints.
  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,658
    Wipe it on yer shirt tails, like all good Plumstead boys from the 50s.!
  • CaptainRobbo
    CaptainRobbo Posts: 2,738
    edited September 9
    I once installed a toilet seat from Japan that cost 6k.
    Came with a remote control that raised and lowered the seat when required,  played music and then washed your arris afterwards. 
  • fattmatt
    fattmatt Posts: 698
    Try holding the flush button for a couple of seconds. I think that most modern cisterns have a duel flush syphons. The press and hold is required for 'if you pass solids'. 
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 28,829
    I’ll never look at a salad the same. 

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  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,560
    My inlaws toilet is utter crap. I had a shit once and after 5 flushes some of the bog roll still wasn't even wet, let alone flushed away! 
  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,658
    Funny thing is back in the 60s the outdoor bogs would have sunk the Bismark when you flushed them. 

    Now with all the modern technology and design they can’t cope with even a modest log.

    Back to the future with a good old fashioned kahzi. 
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 31,266
    Carter said:
    My solution is, if possible, install a bidet. If you don't have the space then buy a portable bum gun. Can pick them up for 30 quid. It isn't worth cheaping out on them, they will leave your dung funnel feeling as fresh as a spring lamb. Then you are just dabbing and drying your puckered balloon knot. These bum guns pay for themselves in bog roll savings fairly quickly and you are saving trees too

    I use room temperature water but after treating myself to a Vindaloo from the star of Bengal I fill it with water first thing and leave it to chill in the fridge. When that ice cold water hits my raging bullseye my eyes go like the undertaker from WWF. Life changing and leaves you with a muck pipe you could eat a salad off
    I am not googling bum gun 
    Of all people, I would have thought you knew exactly what it was. 
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,748
    He does, he is playing possum 
  • jose
    jose Posts: 1,885
    Don't flush.
    Build up a quantity of 'night soil' and use it as manure for growing stuff. Either in your garden or window box or donate to the local open space without much growing there.
    All easily done if you lose your sense of smell.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 31,004
    edited September 9
    Be grateful you do not live out in Brazil. 
    The paper does not go in the toilet but in the bin instead, I use plenty of air freshener and cleaning products as you can imagine.
  • This is a rough subject for me, any building more than 10 years old always involves a bin for shitroll, it’s absolutely awful 

    Yes, I found this to my dismay on a visit to China some years back.  I had to have a swift lesson in origami.
  • jose
    jose Posts: 1,885

  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 34,556
    Be grateful you do not live out in Brazil. 
    The paper does not go in the toilet but in the bin instead, I use plenty of air freshener and cleaning products as you can imagine.
    Still do that in some places in the Med, like Cyprus although it's becoming rarer.