Ive heard that the game is being moved to 9am on a Monday morning and that all pubs and off licences in the greater london area are being closed on Met advice.
All police leave has been suspended in what one officer described as "a fixture with the potential to make the Poll Tax riot look like a vicar's tea party".
Any addick seen in the SE16 area in the week leading up to the game, including match day itself will be arrested under the new "Prevention of Mass Destruction Act" that the government have rushed through on learningof the impending fixture and held in a Guantanamo Bay style temporary complex round the back of the Jamaica Road.
People have been warned to avoid leaving their homes in the South East unless vital and then only to travel in groups of no less than 5.
Post traumatic stress counselling will be offered at full time for those poor souls caught up in what Sky Sports have dubbed "The New Den Massacre".
When asked for a comment one local resident asked "Oh, what about the children....why doesnt somebody think of the children".
Millsmalls official website looks like a 3 year old girl's got bored putting stickers in her Hannah Montana album and decided to give web programming a go instead.
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Blimey you lot are keen, tickets on sale SIX weeks before the game. Maybe you'll manage to get over 12k
Good idea, it's gonna be pwopa nawty....those Millwall bricks aint got nothing on my thermos flask.
Me too. I'll probably be leaving the country for the weekend just to be on the safe side.
All police leave has been suspended in what one officer described as "a fixture with the potential to make the Poll Tax riot look like a vicar's tea party".
Any addick seen in the SE16 area in the week leading up to the game, including match day itself will be arrested under the new "Prevention of Mass Destruction Act" that the government have rushed through on learningof the impending fixture and held in a Guantanamo Bay style temporary complex round the back of the Jamaica Road.
People have been warned to avoid leaving their homes in the South East unless vital and then only to travel in groups of no less than 5.
Post traumatic stress counselling will be offered at full time for those poor souls caught up in what Sky Sports have dubbed "The New Den Massacre".
When asked for a comment one local resident asked "Oh, what about the children....why doesnt somebody think of the children".
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