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Poor Danny Dyer

Chaz Hill
Chaz Hill Posts: 5,217
edited November 2009 in Not Sports Related
Had his motors nicked!
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  • 101
    101 Posts: 2,456
    edited November 2009
    hahahahahahaha couldnt happen to a nicer person :-)
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,164
    farking hell ... you orrible lot
  • 101
    101 Posts: 2,456
    hahaha sorry ooh ahh. Will behave myself next time :-) (god i love this forum)
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,164
    laughing at others misfortune is not a good thing ;-)
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    How is that funny?

    I hope you never have the misfortune to have a car stolen.
  • 101
    101 Posts: 2,456
    Ok oohaah i am sorry but some poeple just deserve it and walk into it danny dyer being one :-)
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    Don't worry, it's been found...
    21_20_5---Burnt-out-car_web.jpg
  • 101
    101 Posts: 2,456
    edited November 2009
    Lauged out load at work when you posted that Redzed have now gotta explain to about 18 peole why :-)
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    never seen the problem with dyer,can be a decent actor.
  • 101
    101 Posts: 2,456
    [cite]Posted By: nolly[/cite]never seen the problem with dyer,can be a decent actor.

    The real football Factories is what turned me mate dont like him atall hes all image cant stand people like that. However on the other side of the coin hes prob ok in real life and some of his films are good.

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  • carlsberg
    carlsberg Posts: 1,383
    i like his filsms but watched that doghouse the other day. Its the worst film in the world ever!
  • RedZed333
    RedZed333 Posts: 3,103
    Yeah, he's probably a decent bloke in real life...

    Just acts like a fanny...
  • 101
    101 Posts: 2,456
    Exactaly Redzed im sure hes fine to talk to and have apint with just his image is that of a total w***er.
  • Nelsenout
    Nelsenout Posts: 661
    edited November 2009
    [cite]Posted By: Chaz Hill[/cite]Had his motors nicked!

    Well we can at least rule out a certain Wigan striker
  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    edited February 2010
    He's actually a bigger faking bellend than I'd suspected, which is amazing

    Love the fact that he discusses Patrick Moore in the same terms as he does the nawty lads in the real football factories.

    "Space, and that... I don't want to just come at 'im with UFO UFO... he might frow me ahrt of 'is arse"
  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,412
    I like most his films, Doghouse excluded. great actor, yes he acts hard and probably is furthest from it but wouldn't you if thats how you were portrayed?

    Football Factory is quality, thats probably why i am a Danny D fan
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    Dire
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    A great actor, really?

    Probably the most one dimensional actor ive seen.
  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    [cite]Posted By: MCS[/cite]Dire
    "I fort they was wizards"
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    Best part, when he can't get out the door cos of the walk!! Gold, comedy gold.

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  • supaclive
    supaclive Posts: 6,515
    I'm releasing a film of his tonight - he's alright - as much as he's a bit stereotypical he sells SHIT LOADS of DVDs ..... I'll pass on your best wishes at the Leicester Square charity premiere tonight! ;-)
  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    While up a hill with a geek and a tape recorder and CB, attempting to communicate with aliens:

    "Vis could be genius, or a complete load of bollocks, ya nevva know."

    I do, Danny. I do.

    "We've got a young cockney, oo wants ta believe"

    He's going to end up getting bummed.
  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    [cite]Posted By: supaclive[/cite]I'm releasing a film of his tonight - he's alright - as much as he's a bit stereotypical he sells SHIT LOADS of DVDs ..... I'll pass on your best wishes at the Leicester Square charity premiere tonight! ;-)
    That's me fakked!
  • supaclive
    supaclive Posts: 6,515
    Not surprising, like most actors, he's only about 5'9" and I reckon he'd run a mile if any real twubble came his way ...!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    [cite]Posted By: supaclive[/cite]Not surprising, like most actors, he's only about 5'9" and I reckon he'd run a mile if any real twubble came his way ...!

    The funniest thing ive ever seen of him was on real football factories when he went to Croatia. Think it was Zagreb. He was sitting in a cafe with a few nutters and they started singing that their mate was gonna take our Danny and rape him up the bum in a cemetry. His face was priceless.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,360
    I've not met him but he seems decent enough - clearly not a hard man but as he's played those roles now he has to try and live up to it I guess.
  • Chaz Hill
    Chaz Hill Posts: 5,217
    Did he ever get his motors back?
  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    [cite]Posted By: johnnybev1987[/cite]I like most his films, Doghouse excluded. great actor, yes he acts hard and probably is furthest from it but wouldn't you if thats how you were portrayed?

    Football Factory is quality, thats probably why i am a Danny D fan
    Why am I not surprised you posted this?
  • Mortimerician
    Mortimerician Posts: 5,222
    [cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]few nutters and they started singing that their mate was gonna take our Danny and rape him up the bum in a cemetry. His face was priceless.
    Funniest thing was the big bear of a man with a beard who was a local legend for bumming a rival, dancing around as they sang their song about him.

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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    [cite]Posted By: Mortimerician[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]few nutters and they started singing that their mate was gonna take our Danny and rape him up the bum in a cemetry. His face was priceless.
    Funniest thing was the big bear of a man with a beard who was a local legend for bumming a rival, dancing around as they sang their song about him.

    PWOPPA NAWTY

    Yeah thats the clip. Dyer shot off like a thirty bob rocket!

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