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Chat up lines
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[cite]Posted By: JT[/cite][cite]Posted By: NathanPrior[/cite]You're great!
Yeah, if you're chatting up Tony the tiger.
That's Large, isn't it?0 -
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous0
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[cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite][cite]Posted By: JT[/cite][cite]Posted By: NathanPrior[/cite]You're great!
Yeah, if you're chatting up Tony the tiger.
That's Large, isn't it?
I've had that one used on me several times...0 -
PMSL. JT !!!
Not quite what I meant!0 -
[cite]Posted By: JT[/cite][cite]Posted By: Oggy Red[/cite][cite]Posted By: JT[/cite][cite]Posted By: NathanPrior[/cite]You're great!
Yeah, if you're chatting up Tony the tiger.
That's Large, isn't it?
I've had that one used on me several times...
They meant your stomach0 -
do i make your minge twinge?0
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Male - Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Female - Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Male - Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.
Male - Is this seat empty?
Female - Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Male - Is that because you'll be on your knees sucking my cock?
Male - Your place or mine?
Female - Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Male - That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, I don't give a shit where you go.
Male - So, what do you do for a living?
Female - I'm a female impersonator.
Male - So that's how you got the moustache.
Male - How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female - Unfertilised.
Male - No problem, I can always shoot my load in your arse.
Male - I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female - But would you stay there?
Male - Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick thats impossible to shake off once you shag.
Male: Would you like to dance?
Female: I'd rather die.
Male: I think you misheard me. I said your arse looks fat in those jeans0 -
[cite]Posted By: ValleyGary[/cite]do i make your minge twinge?
I can see why you're still living at home with your parents.
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LOL - now that's a good one.[cite]Posted By: Swisdom[/cite]Male: Would you like to dance?
Female: I'd rather die.
Male: I think you misheard me. I said your arse looks fat in those jeans0 -
Wanna go halves on a bastard?0
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Do you like chicken? YES...
suck my co(k is fowl!!0 -
[cite]Posted By: uncle[/cite]Wanna go halves on a bastard?
what not
my name is happy alan0 -
[cite]Posted By: nth london addick[/cite]my name is happy alan
Does a night in include free window cleaning?0 -
[cite]Posted By: nth london addick[/cite][cite]Posted By: uncle[/cite]Wanna go halves on a bastard?
what not
my name is happy alan
Didn't need to tell them that ......It was printed on my t-shirt0 -
[cite]Posted By: Stu of HU5[/cite][cite aria-level=0 aria-posinset=0 aria-setsize=0]Posted By: nth london addick[/cite]my name is happy alan
Does a night in include free window cleaning?
no thats if you get his bus to the night club the windows get cleaned in return for the fare0 -
[cite]Posted By: nth london addick[/cite][cite]Posted By: Stu of HU5[/cite][cite]Posted By: nth london addick[/cite]my name is happy alan
Does a night in include free window cleaning?
no thats if you get his bus to the night club the windows get cleaned in return for the fare
Oooooh look at you and your mate ganging up on me. Cyber bullies0 -
i find magic tricks to be helpful0
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[cite]Posted By: ThreadKiller[/cite]i find magic tricks to be helpful
Really??0 -
'' I can drive you wild in bed ''
'' How '' ? she replies
'' I'll use your curtains to wipe my cock after we shag ''0 -
[cite]Posted By: ThreadKiller[/cite]i find magic tricks to be helpful
I find Rohypnol much more effective0 - Sponsored links:
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[cite]Posted By: uncle[/cite][cite]Posted By: nth london addick[/cite][cite]Posted By: Stu of HU5[/cite][cite]Posted By: nth london addick[/cite]my name is happy alan
Does a night in include free window cleaning?
no thats if you get his bus to the night club the windows get cleaned in return for the fare
Oooooh look at you and your mate ganging up on me. Cyber bullies
He ain't no mate of mine!!! I still remember NLA mocking me for action that may, or may not have taken place in Blackpool...... ;-)0 -
[cite]Posted By: Stu of HU5[/cite][cite aria-level=0 aria-posinset=0 aria-setsize=0]Posted By: uncle[/cite][cite aria-level=0 aria-posinset=0 aria-setsize=0]Posted By: nth london addick[/cite][cite aria-level=0 aria-posinset=0 aria-setsize=0]Posted By: Stu of HU5[/cite][cite aria-level=0 aria-posinset=0 aria-setsize=0]Posted By: nth london addick[/cite]my name is happy alan
Does a night in include free window cleaning?
no thats if you get his bus to the night club the windows get cleaned in return for the fare
Oooooh look at you and your mate ganging up on me. Cyber bullies
He ain't no mate of mine!!! I still remember NLA mocking me for action that may, or may not have taken place in Blackpool...... ;-)
dont forget i took the proper piss out of your tony the frosties tiger haircut
i stand alone in my abuse of " Happy Alan" from essex0 -
i stand alone in my abuse of " Happy Alan" from essex[/quote]
Hey! There can't be two 'Happy Alan's' in Essex.0 -
- Is you name Jacobs Cause darling your a cracker ;D0
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Curb-it, post #39.....that was well harsh!! ;-)0
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Are you an undertaker? Because I have a stiff that needs dealing with urgently0
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Man (To girl): corr, i'd give you one
Girl: Shut up, I wouldnt go out with you if you were the last man alive
Man: Woah, theres been a misunderstanding! I was rating you out of ten.0 -
I remember a few years ago when the lads used to like saying to the lasses something about "the clock on the wall is fast"!
and hearing "what did he say?"
Correct me, if I am wrong?0 -
Man: My watch says you're wearing no knickers
Woman: But I am?
Man: Must be a few hours fast then0 -
Let's not turn this rape into a murder
Generally breaks th ice0
