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Nigels Caption Comp....

adamtheaddick
adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
edited January 2011 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    twat
  • No.1 in South London
    No.1 in South London Posts: 3,960
    Yellow beaked eagle "hey you guys up there, that wings for prick trade isn't what you thought"
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,181
    Craptor?
  • SilentAddick
    SilentAddick Posts: 1,603
    Oh damn! I've swallowed a NIGEL....
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,181
    What's got two wings two legs and a pr*ck half way up its back?
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,181
    After a tough year Simon Jordan finally emerges from hiding......
  • Kap10
    Kap10 Posts: 15,560
    Home gate exceeds expectations
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,181
    "I wish I could fly, right up to the sky but I can't"
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,181
    edited January 2011
    Where Eagles Darn't
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,181
    Alone again naturally
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  • stilladdicted
    stilladdicted Posts: 4,307
    edited January 2011
    "I still don't get it"
    .......................................

    The following joke is said to have once been part of the Cambridge Uni Intelligence Test for undergrads. -

    Two climbers were climbing roped together in the Scottish Highlands. They saw some eagles soaring above them. Later the climbers slipped over the edge of a precipice and unfortunately plunged to their deaths. Their souls left their mortal bodies and ascended to heaven. As they rose they saw the same eagles and one soul cried out to them, 'Ah, eagles.' But the eagles, being polite, said nothing.

    P.S. If you already know it, or work it out, don't spill the beans.
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,181
    Ok Yellow Beak, you've won the bet, now take him off......
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    "Well at least there's more here than last week"
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Bird " Oh bollox i hate stepping in shite, still its meant to be lucky"....... Nigel " Oh another bird has trodden on me this aint good, I wish i was Charlton".
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    My dad said if i wore these colours i'd always pull the birds.......My dads a cnut.
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    My old man said be a palace fan, i sad dont be stupid your a prat.
    He said trust me son if you do i'll get you an hat.

    LIke a proper nigel i did what he said
    Now i've got a bird sitting on my head

    He's my dad i love i hate him
    i think i'll call the bird Jim

    To be continued
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Who's the wanker on my feet
    Who's the wanker on my feet
    Who's the wanker
    who's the wanker
    whos the wanker on my feet

    Sorry admin for the swearing but it wouldn't have worked without it ( yeah ok clever it never worked with it)
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    Well, if it's any consolation, it made me laugh :-)
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    [cite]Posted By: aliwibble[/cite]Well, if it's any consolation, it made me laugh :-)


    That'll do for me
  • clive the addick
    clive the addick Posts: 470
    [cite]Posted By: SilentAddick[/cite]Oh damn! I've swallowed a NIGEL....

    absolute quailty
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  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    bIRD......
    Shit in a minute
    I'm gonna shit in a minute
    shit in a minute
    I'm gonna shit in a minute
    Shit in a minute
    i'm gonna shit in a minute

    Nige l" Who's that shitting on my head, who's that shiting on my head. who's that shitting who's that shitting, who's that shitting on my head on my head Who's that shiiiting on my head
  • NathanPrior
    NathanPrior Posts: 3,577
    The lesser spotted tit
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    What's the definition of Bird Brained ?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    edited January 2011
    Little old man from ten rows back: Oi, take that 'kin 'at off, I can't see!
    Little old lady by his side: Please excuse his rudeness, we're looking for Sainsburys. Can you tell us where it is please?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Try as he might, poor Nigel just couldn't remember the way back home.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Q: How does a Palarse fan double his number of brain cells?
    A: By sticking a dead bird on his head.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,596
    Pop group & brighton fans A flock of seagulls release thier new ablum cover " Wishing ( I had a potograph of you) Wanker.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    "Bird Boy" arrives early at the Super Hero convention to make sure he can sit next to "Tangoman" after the issues he had with "Captain Nobhead" last year.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Lynx Nigel field test a success.
  • 4_bowman
    4_bowman Posts: 223
    "I'm fat i'm ugly and i support a shit team what else could go wrong in life .....................................................










    I hope this bird shagging me from behind don't make me pregnant 1 twat in the family is enough!

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