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  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    [cite]Posted By: stilladdicted[/cite]"I still don't get it"
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    The following joke is said to have once been part of the Cambridge Uni Intelligence Test for undergrads. -

    Two climbers were climbing roped together in the Scottish Highlands. They saw some eagles soaring above them. Later the climbers slipped over the edge of a precipice and unfortunately plunged to their deaths. Their souls left their mortal bodies and ascended to heaven. As they rose they saw the same eagles and one soul cried out to them, 'Ah, eagles.' But the eagles, being polite, said nothing.

    P.S. If you already know it, or work it out, don't spill the beans.


    :)
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    [cite]Posted By: adamtheaddick[/cite]Lynx Nigel field test a success.

    haha
  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100
    POP tune from the seventies " Im only a poor little sparrow"
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    The saying 'there is always someone else worse off than you' lifted the spirits of Andy Gray and Richard Keys this morning
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    CPFC2010 consortium's marketing drive to endorse the slogan 'the harder you try, the dumber you look' shows immediate signs of success
  • GRAY9
    GRAY9 Posts: 1,082
    let's go f**king mental - palace style
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    Reminds me of the famous joke:

    What do you call a man with an eagle on his head?...

    Lonely
  • kigelia
    kigelia Posts: 2,582
    This was the first time Nigel had even been given head by a bird... it was not as arousing as he had anticipated.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 33,995
    [cite]Posted By: stilladdicted[/cite]The following joke is said to have once been part of the Cambridge Uni Intelligence Test for undergrads. -

    Two climbers were climbing roped together in the Scottish Highlands. They saw some eagles soaring above them. Later the climbers slipped over the edge of a precipice and unfortunately plunged to their deaths. Their souls left their mortal bodies and ascended to heaven. As they rose they saw the same eagles and one soul cried out to them, 'Ah, eagles.' But the eagles, being polite, said nothing.

    P.S. If you already know it, or work it out, don't spill the beans.

    lol, that took a while before it clicked but got there now
  • McLovin
    McLovin Posts: 2,307
    If I had the head of an eagle
    If I had the arse of a nigel
    I'd sit all alone at smeghurst
    And consider the sad estate to which my life has come

    Last line needs some work
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  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    palace-fan-006.jpg

    Bus fare from West Croydon £1.70

    Match ticket £22


    Realising why everyone blocked you on Facebook......PRICELESS.
  • Floyd Montana
    Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730
    Palace's new open plan toilets prove more popular than watchbing the team
  • Jarman
    Jarman Posts: 1,851
    " Palarse seek new stadium after record attendance"
  • allez les addicks
    allez les addicks Posts: 1,432
    Holmesdale Fanatics take intimidating atmosphere to a new level....
  • wickford
    wickford Posts: 863
    It's a bit eyrie sitting here alone!
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    Everyone loved it mum! All my mates around me said i was so cool, dougie waved at me and said im his new best friend and asked me to his birthday party!!
  • Bubble
    Bubble Posts: 1,541
    "Gutted ........ Why did i buy these Championship league badges for the arms, I cant wear this next season!"
  • Vienna_Addick
    Vienna_Addick Posts: 332
    I thought "Alien" was a scary film, but this.......!!!!!
  • oldbloke
    oldbloke Posts: 931
    "I wish i was a Hull fan. I'd look twice as hard dressed as a Tiger"
  • McLovin
    McLovin Posts: 2,307
    This is the first time I've been inside a bird

    *awaits sack*
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  • oldbloke
    oldbloke Posts: 931
    Suppose I should start another chant....
  • Jarman
    Jarman Posts: 1,851
    I miss my wooden seat.
  • adamtheaddick
    adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
    He flys like a bird in the sky....
  • cblock
    cblock Posts: 1,959
    The "bring a friend" was'nt as successful as planned

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