Was working down in Crawley at a client's office today and saw some bod had left his car lights on as i was walking into the building.  Had a palace sticker on it but i thought id be a good samaritan so mentioned it to the middle aged dorris behind reception.

Me: Someone's left their lights on in the car park

Dorris:  Which car?

Me: The blue vauxhall vectra.

Dorris:  Where is it parked, ill send an email round?

Me: Just up there....it's got a Crystal Palace sticker in the window

Dorris:  Palace?   Aah don't worry about it then.

Turns out she was a West Ham fan but warmed the cockles on a rainy morning