10) Make up silly Charlton songs that will never see the light of day. This morning's effort was Southampton-inspired to When the Saints go Marching In
Oh we're Charlton, From the Valley Oh we're Charlton from the Valley We are the pride, of South London Oh we're Charlton from the Valley
lol, do all of those westside, also like AFKA sometimes change the words of songs that I can't get out of my head, today Dusty was singing "The only one who could ever reach me, was the Domino Pizzaman, yes he was, yes he was,yes he was"
11. Both hands, put three fingers straight together but move the little finger out as far as it will go. 12. See how fast you can walk without running. 13. Pretend there's a landmine and take an unexpected swerve to avoid it.
not something i have done but I have seen a large fat bloke piss himself whilst walking past Brixton Tube station one morning a few years back.
have done 1,3 and 9 personally I would add
14) count how many steps between locations - i feel this is likely to be a 'just me' kind of thing especially as I can recall how many steps between the train station and my front door
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See how many buses stuck in traffic I can overtake walking from Cannon Street to Holborn on the way to work. My record so far is 10 - the traffic is usally that bad!
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Walk in time to the music on my MP3. Not so easy when you're listening to Metallica.
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See how many buses stuck in traffic I can overtake walking from Cannon Street to Holborn on the way to work. My record so far is 10 - the traffic is usally that bad!
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Walk in time to the music on my MP3. Not so easy when you're listening to Metallica.
Sorry Off It that is nonsense the Congestion Charge means there is no traffic in London :-)
20) When walking home pissed late at night, I totally manage to sort my life out completely.
I think of what I'm going to say to my boss about getting more pay, I think of excellent original money making ideas. I get myself fit and healthy. In fact the key to a perfect life all becomes crystal clear.
In the morning it never seems so straight forward though......
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Sorry Off It that is nonsense the Congestion Charge means there is no traffic in London :-)
High Holborn of a morning is a complete joke these days mate isn't it?
It comes to something when a clinically obese lump with a gammy knee and a hangover like me can walk from Cannon Street to Holborn in the morning not only quicker than the bus that's at the bus stop when I come out of the station, but overtaking 9 others on the way!
21) Alter direction to avoid someone walking towards you only to find them doing the same and you both keep doing it until you nearly crash.
22) Take your headphones out to see if your fart is loud or not.
PS: Barts, walking over "two drainers" cancels out a three drainer as long as it is on the same walk - lol that brought back memories of being at School.
Look at the garage codes on the sides of buses to see which one they've come from. That in turn reminds me of schoolboy trips with a Red Rover (5/-) and my bus spotting' days many years ago. Interesting, eh? Also, looking above shops on older properties to try and imagine what places might have looked like before someone bashed a hole in them and stuck a modern shop front in.
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5) Daydream
6) Kick things. Conkers, dog shit if your name is CAFCBourne, cans, acorns etc
8.Study any females more closely.
Oh we're Charlton,
From the Valley
Oh we're Charlton from the Valley
We are the pride, of South London
Oh we're Charlton from the Valley
11. Both hands, put three fingers straight together but move the little finger out as far as it will go.
12. See how fast you can walk without running.
13. Pretend there's a landmine and take an unexpected swerve to avoid it.
have done 1,3 and 9 personally I would add
14) count how many steps between locations - i feel this is likely to be a 'just me' kind of thing especially as I can recall how many steps between the train station and my front door
See how many buses stuck in traffic I can overtake walking from Cannon Street to Holborn on the way to work. My record so far is 10 - the traffic is usally that bad!
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Walk in time to the music on my MP3. Not so easy when you're listening to Metallica.
Sorry Off It that is nonsense the Congestion Charge means there is no traffic in London :-)
I think of what I'm going to say to my boss about getting more pay, I think of excellent original money making ideas. I get myself fit and healthy. In fact the key to a perfect life all becomes crystal clear.
In the morning it never seems so straight forward though......
High Holborn of a morning is a complete joke these days mate isn't it?
It comes to something when a clinically obese lump with a gammy knee and a hangover like me can walk from Cannon Street to Holborn in the morning not only quicker than the bus that's at the bus stop when I come out of the station, but overtaking 9 others on the way!
21) Alter direction to avoid someone walking towards you only to find them doing the same and you both keep doing it until you nearly crash.
22) Take your headphones out to see if your fart is loud or not.
PS: Barts, walking over "two drainers" cancels out a three drainer as long as it is on the same walk - lol that brought back memories of being at School.
You should try walking in time to Napalm Death!!!
23) Stare out Taxi Drivers when crossing at lights
26) Look at the registration numbers of vehilces around you and use the last 3 letters to make a word.
28) Kick stones for as far as possible without losing it down a drain or hitting a passerby or car.
Guilty M'lud