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The Perfect Fry Up

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  • 2 sausages
    2 bacon very crispy
    2 fried eggs with runny yokes
    black and white pudding
    spaghetti (cam stand beans)
    Fried Bread
    HP sauce
    Tee strong with 4 sugars
    3 doorstep slices of bread
  • Amount of the following is subject to guttage, but breakfast MUST contain

    Egg (fried, and only fried, nothing else constitutes a proper full English, nice as scrambled is)
    Smoked Back bacon (unsmoked is for pansies, streaky for septics)
    Sausage (anything from Nettos 50% sawdust specials, to O'Hagens super specials. A matter of taste)
    Black pudding (white is nice, but not English)
    Tomato (fresh, although I can handle tinned personally)
    Mushrooms (always fresh, NEVER tinned)
    Baked Beans (never own brand)
    Fried Bread.

    Bread and Butter

    Cup of Splosh (with sugar)

    Useful addition, but not essential is bubble.

    Liver, spaghetti, chips, onions , potato farls (????????), sautee potatoes, Scottish slice, hash browns, shallots and coffee have no place on a full ENGLISH breakfast.
  • [cite]Posted By: Valley McMoist[/cite]2 Sausages (Kennedy's)

    Oh if only, why did they kill Kennedy's?

    2 sausages
    2 bacon
    1 fried egg
    Large black Pudding
    Baked beans
    3 crusty slices

    Large mug of tea.
  • Can't believe nobody has mentioned kidneys in a fry-up. Runny eggs a must as well and whoever drinks coffee with a fry-up should be frowned upon. Tea is the only drink to have.
  • [cite]Posted By: Medders[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: T[/cite]Sauted potatos with Shallots and Garlic

    You what?!?!

    Sounds nice, but not with your fry up!

    I'd go:

    Sausages
    Bacon (smoked)
    Hash Browns
    Beans (agree AlgarveAddick, no own brand!)
    Fried bread
    Bubble and Squeak

    with ketchup, then hot buttered toast on the side, and black coffee(no sugar) and Orange Juice.

    I have never had white pudding!
  • All washed down with a couple of cans of Special Brew.
  • 2 Bacon smoked
    2 eggs, fried normally, scrambled is acceptable if the eggs in the establishment are notorious
    Tinned tomatoes with lots of juice
    2 toast of the crusty variety
    2 proper sausages
    Bubble
    White or Black pud but if it's dry it gets binned
    Big blob of red sauce
    Cup of monkey tea
    Sun newspaper

    Then you are ready
  • cant believe so many have said hash browns, they are yank bubble!

    Agree bubble is a must, along with
    2 fried eggs
    fried toms
    sausage
    double bacon
    beans

    2 slices buttered bread baby

    had that this morning, washed down with a massive cup of TEA luvvly
  • Best fry up is the one near Newington(?) on the way to Rainham
    In fact this is the only place where I would have a fry up.

    Cappah tay. 2 sausages 2 eggs, toast, beans, bacon and a terrine of chips.

    Pigs!

    Ugly sods but tasty things.
  • right lets get this straight ! the only place hash browns should be in is macdonalds not on a self respecting English breakfast plate !!!
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  • awful hash browns
  • [cite]Posted By: Goonerhater[/cite]right lets get this straight ! the only place hash browns should be in is macdonalds not on a self respecting English breakfast plate !!!

    here here


    [cite]Posted By: nolly[/cite]awful hash browns

    here here, here
  • See i like Hash browns- not really very traditional but the best for soaking up bean juice and runny egg without going soggy..

    Bloody Hell this forum is making me hungry tonight!
  • [cite]Posted By: pork_pie[/cite]Best fry up is the one near Newington(?) on the way to Rainham
    In fact this is the only place where I would have a fry up.

    Cappah tay. 2 sausages 2 eggs, toast, beans, bacon and a terrine of chips.

    Pigs!

    Ugly sods but tasty things.

    PORKY! You mean the tuck inn
  • [quote][cite]Posted By: Goonerhater[/cite]right lets get this straight ! the only place hash browns should be in is macdonalds not on a self respecting English breakfast plate !!![/quote]

    For once I agree with you.

    For me, sausages, bacon, beans, mushrooms, black pudding, bubble & squeak, fried bread plus hp sauce (I can't/won't eat eggs) all washed down with tea.

    The tea though has to be in a proper china mug.
  • DA9DA9
    edited April 2008
    Fried slice
    Black pudding
    fried egg
    beans
    bacon
    larne sausage
    mushrooms
    tomatoes
    crusty buttered bread
    mug of sweet cha
  • hash browns are shite fact no place anyway not even mcdonalds
  • edited April 2008
  • Well as a girlyy vegetarian - mine would be:
    Toast
    Mushrooms
    Tinned Tomatoes
    Poached or Fried Eggs
    Possibly a veggie sausage

    Cup of Tea
  • Just another of the examples of shoddy jornos

    he logged on here saw what we were doing and copied it or is Coren really AFKA
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  • 'this whey-faced generation of feckless British fatties.'

    made me laugh !
  • 2 Bacon unsmoked
    2 eggs, fried, scrambled if need be
    2 good sausages
    Bubble
    White or Black pud only if it's good quality
    2 Fresh Crusty bread
    Brown sauce
    Tea

    I read the whole thread before posting and didn't find found my combo anywhere - amazing. Carter's came closest but without tinned toms (no no no) or the Wapping Liar. Agree on Hash Browns too - not on my plate mister!
  • [cite]Posted By: Shag[/cite]What a tosser

    Who's for an olympic breakfast ?

    It's totally possible to cook a proper cooked breakfast without it being smothered in grease, I do all the time.

    "They ate 3,000 calories in the morning, then they burnt 3,000 calories by lunchtime. Or died when the mine collapsed."

    LOL
  • Good quality sausages, lean bacon all grilled, poach an egg.

    no need for it to be lardy at all!
  • 2 Bacon
    2 Sausage
    Black Pudding (lots)
    Beans
    Fried Bread
    Bubble
    Toast

    and..................... A pint of Guinness. Perfection.
  • Was in Belfast about 1981 and remember having a huge fry up in a cafe. There was this pancake thing made of spuds and bread like a scone i think they called it an Ulster Fry so maybe you could tell what part of Belfast i was in !
  • 2 eggs
    3 bacon
    2 good quality sausages
    baked beans
    bubble
    tea and toast

    Simple as that!
  • i pint with a morning fry up is the best. on sunday gone i went round me lil bro's and his mrs cooked us all up a super fry up, i accompanied mine with a cold bottle beer, great made the moto gp we were watching even better, moto gp is top top stuff
  • I see I was first to this idea, The Sun have launched the same quest this very morning, CharltonLife ahead of the times!
  • [cite]Posted By: C_f_W[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: Shag[/cite]What a tosser

    Who's for an olympic breakfast ?

    It's totally possible to cook a proper cooked breakfast without it being smothered in grease, I do all the time.

    "They ate 3,000 calories in the morning, then they burnt 3,000 calories by lunchtime. Or died when the mine collapsed."

    LOL

    Thers is actually a bit more to this than meets the eye. Back in the day of the miners, the ruling classes wanted us plebs to have that 3000 cals to make them more money. Now, as Coren points out, we are slaves to their desks instead, and they don't want us to be ill because of overeating (or drinking, or smoking) because it means we are not making them even more money. So they get their little lapdogs in the press to start banging this sort of stuff about, and some of it sticks.

    Now where's that lard...
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