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The Worlds Best Pub ?

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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 23,115
    Am I the only one who would have a pool table? In it's own room.

    Also a Sunday league team is a must, I run one and we're looking for a local we like to use and try and get some kind of deal with, and I think it adds something to a pub.

    Guinness hats etc on St Patricks Day would be on my 'avoid' list - just get a live acoustic Irish band in there, £2 a pint on the irish drinks, none of this free plastic Guinness rubbish!
  • carlsberg
    carlsberg Posts: 1,383
    i found this pub in amsterdam! my mates had to drag me out kicking and screaming
  • Johnny Aah
    Johnny Aah Posts: 64
    ahem, gentlemen's evenings on the menu goonerhater ?
  • pickwick
    pickwick Posts: 1,649
    Pool table no way!! A Sunday League team is already an agreed feature.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,339
    [cite]Posted By: Curb_It[/cite]oh i love a lager top me. Specially if still feeling a bit seedy from the previous day's binge drinking. It takes the edge off it for me.

    Lightweight.


    Yer barred...
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,339
    [cite]Posted By: carlsberg[/cite]i found this pub in amsterdam! my mates had to drag me out kicking and screaming[div class=Attachments id=Attachments_255421 noWrap=false][ul compact=false][div noWrap=false]Random 009.jpg[/div][/ul][/div]

    Michael Owen's not that ugly...
  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,132
    edited August 2015
    Real ales and Meantime lagers; Guinness to be served at room temperature,not freezing-point.Good wines; hard liquor; all tonics,coke etc from bottles not a gun; no alcopops of any description
    A snug
    Horse-shoe bar
    Saloon and public bars
    Log fires,one with club fender
    At Christmas: paper chains and a tree festooned with gaudy baubles and a fairy on top; none of this 'themed' nonsense
    Adults behind the bar who can pour more than one round at a time and know the order of customers waiting
    Upright piano playing Fri, Sat and Sunday. No other music.
    Only food available: cheese & onion,ham & English mustard, rare roast beef & horseradish crusty rolls; salted peanuts; plain,cheese & onion,salt & vinegar crisps; pickled eggs;pork pies with lots of jelly; free tapas on Sunday afternoons
    No tv, quiz nights, karaoke, djs, pool tables or fruit machines.Dart board in public bar; cribbage board and dominos provided on request
    Radio coverage of English test matches to be played at low volume in public bar

    Look forward to seeing you all at The Native American


  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 38,182
    No beer snobs.

    I go to the pub to drink what I want, not so some bell end can turn his nose up at me when I order a Fosters.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,292

    No beer snobs.

    I go to the pub to drink what I want, not so some bell end can turn his nose up at me when I order a Fosters.

    I think this pub may need two separate bars, or even be two entirely separate pubs. I don't want any fosters taps taking up space where there should be a proper hand pump for proper beer :wink:

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  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,477
    Redskin said:

    Real ales and Meantime lagers; Guinness to be served at room temperature,not freezing-point.Good wines; hard liquor; all tonics,coke etc from bottles not a gun; no alcopops of any description
    A snug
    Horse-shoe bar
    Saloon and public bars
    Log fires,one with club fender
    At Christmas: paper chains and a tree festooned with gaudy baubles and a fairy on top; none of this 'themed' nonsense
    Adults behind the bar who can pour more than one round at a time and know the order of customers waiting
    Upright piano playing Fri, Sat and Sunday. No other music.
    Only food available: cheese & onion,ham & English mustard, rare roast beef & horseradish crusty rolls; salted peanuts; plain,cheese & onion,salt & vinegar crisps; pickled eggs;pork pies with lots of jelly; free tapas on Sunday afternoons
    No tv, quiz nights, karaoke, djs, pool tables or fruit machines.Dart board in public bar; cribbage board and dominos provided on request
    Radio coverage of English test matches to be played at low volume in public bar

    Look forward to seeing you all at The Native American


    Tapas!

    Otherwise sounds like my sort of pub.
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 21,084

    Redskin said:

    Real ales and Meantime lagers; Guinness to be served at room temperature,not freezing-point.Good wines; hard liquor; all tonics,coke etc from bottles not a gun; no alcopops of any description
    A snug
    Horse-shoe bar
    Saloon and public bars
    Log fires,one with club fender
    At Christmas: paper chains and a tree festooned with gaudy baubles and a fairy on top; none of this 'themed' nonsense
    Adults behind the bar who can pour more than one round at a time and know the order of customers waiting
    Upright piano playing Fri, Sat and Sunday. No other music.
    Only food available: cheese & onion,ham & English mustard, rare roast beef & horseradish crusty rolls; salted peanuts; plain,cheese & onion,salt & vinegar crisps; pickled eggs;pork pies with lots of jelly; free tapas on Sunday afternoons
    No tv, quiz nights, karaoke, djs, pool tables or fruit machines.Dart board in public bar; cribbage board and dominos provided on request
    Radio coverage of English test matches to be played at low volume in public bar

    Look forward to seeing you all at The Native American


    Tapas!

    Otherwise sounds like my sort of pub.
    I'm all for Tapas - the cheese and biscuits and roast potato variety. Ah the good old days - Sunday lunchtime of only 2 hours 12.00 - 14.00 was probably my favourite session of the week in a pub. Then back home to watch the Big Match.

    I think I'm getting old!!
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,477
    bobmunro said:

    Redskin said:

    Real ales and Meantime lagers; Guinness to be served at room temperature,not freezing-point.Good wines; hard liquor; all tonics,coke etc from bottles not a gun; no alcopops of any description
    A snug
    Horse-shoe bar
    Saloon and public bars
    Log fires,one with club fender
    At Christmas: paper chains and a tree festooned with gaudy baubles and a fairy on top; none of this 'themed' nonsense
    Adults behind the bar who can pour more than one round at a time and know the order of customers waiting
    Upright piano playing Fri, Sat and Sunday. No other music.
    Only food available: cheese & onion,ham & English mustard, rare roast beef & horseradish crusty rolls; salted peanuts; plain,cheese & onion,salt & vinegar crisps; pickled eggs;pork pies with lots of jelly; free tapas on Sunday afternoons
    No tv, quiz nights, karaoke, djs, pool tables or fruit machines.Dart board in public bar; cribbage board and dominos provided on request
    Radio coverage of English test matches to be played at low volume in public bar

    Look forward to seeing you all at The Native American


    Tapas!

    Otherwise sounds like my sort of pub.
    I'm all for Tapas - the cheese and biscuits and roast potato variety. Ah the good old days - Sunday lunchtime of only 2 hours 12.00 - 14.00 was probably my favourite session of the week in a pub. Then back home to watch the Big Match.

    I think I'm getting old!!
    That's more like it.
  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,132

    Redskin said:

    Real ales and Meantime lagers; Guinness to be served at room temperature,not freezing-point.Good wines; hard liquor; all tonics,coke etc from bottles not a gun; no alcopops of any description
    A snug
    Horse-shoe bar
    Saloon and public bars
    Log fires,one with club fender
    At Christmas: paper chains and a tree festooned with gaudy baubles and a fairy on top; none of this 'themed' nonsense
    Adults behind the bar who can pour more than one round at a time and know the order of customers waiting
    Upright piano playing Fri, Sat and Sunday. No other music.
    Only food available: cheese & onion,ham & English mustard, rare roast beef & horseradish crusty rolls; salted peanuts; plain,cheese & onion,salt & vinegar crisps; pickled eggs;pork pies with lots of jelly; free tapas on Sunday afternoons
    No tv, quiz nights, karaoke, djs, pool tables or fruit machines.Dart board in public bar; cribbage board and dominos provided on request
    Radio coverage of English test matches to be played at low volume in public bar

    Look forward to seeing you all at The Native American


    Tapas!

    Otherwise sounds like my sort of pub.
    Ahhh,but this will be British tapas;Roast potatoes,whitebait,brown shrimp,mini Yorkshire pudding with roast beef,mini spam fritters, ,devilled kidneys,cockles,mini welsh rabbit,gentlemen's relish on toast ...

  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,477
    Redskin said:

    Redskin said:

    Real ales and Meantime lagers; Guinness to be served at room temperature,not freezing-point.Good wines; hard liquor; all tonics,coke etc from bottles not a gun; no alcopops of any description
    A snug
    Horse-shoe bar
    Saloon and public bars
    Log fires,one with club fender
    At Christmas: paper chains and a tree festooned with gaudy baubles and a fairy on top; none of this 'themed' nonsense
    Adults behind the bar who can pour more than one round at a time and know the order of customers waiting
    Upright piano playing Fri, Sat and Sunday. No other music.
    Only food available: cheese & onion,ham & English mustard, rare roast beef & horseradish crusty rolls; salted peanuts; plain,cheese & onion,salt & vinegar crisps; pickled eggs;pork pies with lots of jelly; free tapas on Sunday afternoons
    No tv, quiz nights, karaoke, djs, pool tables or fruit machines.Dart board in public bar; cribbage board and dominos provided on request
    Radio coverage of English test matches to be played at low volume in public bar

    Look forward to seeing you all at The Native American


    Tapas!

    Otherwise sounds like my sort of pub.
    Ahhh,but this will be British tapas;Roast potatoes,whitebait,brown shrimp,mini Yorkshire pudding with roast beef,mini spam fritters, ,devilled kidneys,cockles,mini welsh rabbit,gentlemen's relish on toast ...

    Much better. Just need a proper British name for that stuff
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,496
    If a pub has a working bar billiards table it is automatically better than any pub which doesn't. This is my sole mandatory criterion, although I do like those fancy Belgian lambics quite a lot so an adventurous approach to beer wouldn't hurt anybody (don't worry ValleyGary, I won't judge you…)
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,496
    And the name for that British tapas? Could go with 'vittles', could go with 'repast', or 'spread', but I reckon 'picnic' would cover it amicably
  • If a pub needs anyone on the door, it ain't much of a pub
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,477
    Leuth said:

    And the name for that British tapas? Could go with 'vittles', could go with 'repast', or 'spread', but I reckon 'picnic' would cover it amicably

    Vittles is too twee, mock tudor and come friendly bombs. Spread sounds better
  • Leuth said:

    And the name for that British tapas? Could go with 'vittles', could go with 'repast', or 'spread', but I reckon 'picnic' would cover it amicably

    "Bar snacks".

    A pub should just have the left over roast potatoes on the bar on a Sunday, nothing else needed.

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  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,496

    Leuth said:

    And the name for that British tapas? Could go with 'vittles', could go with 'repast', or 'spread', but I reckon 'picnic' would cover it amicably

    Vittles is too twee, mock tudor and come friendly bombs. Spread sounds better
    You're right, of course. This is no Ye Olde, after all
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,477
    Leuth said:

    Leuth said:

    And the name for that British tapas? Could go with 'vittles', could go with 'repast', or 'spread', but I reckon 'picnic' would cover it amicably

    Vittles is too twee, mock tudor and come friendly bombs. Spread sounds better
    You're right, of course. This is no Ye Olde, after all
    a "nice" spread indeed
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,496
    "A pub that's got a ballpond for the kids"
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Seafood stall outside OR a designated fish man that pops round friday evenings, saturday and sunday
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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    meat raffle ha ha ha, i went to a pub in gillingham last year for a bit of sunday lunch and they were having a meat raffle it was fecking hilliarous!! they were lapping it up!!! my dad said he hadnt seen a meat raffle in pub since 1985. good to see the folks down there are keeping it real.

    The volunteer in Bexleyheath used to do a meat raffle a few years ago.

    nothing better than trying to cook yourself that days winnings at 11:30 on a sunday night, great if if it was steak/sausages/chops not so great falling asleep drunk trying to cook a big joint of meat...
  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,675
    Dartboard. Fruit machines. Pool tables. Strippers. Only food they can sell is chicken wings. Big screens in door and out showing footy and horse racing.
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,477
    Nicholas said:

    Dartboard. Fruit machines. Pool tables. Strippers. Only food they can sell is chicken wings. Big screens in door and out showing footy and horse racing.

    This is the best pub thread not "worst"
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491

    Nicholas said:

    Dartboard. Fruit machines. Pool tables. Strippers. Only food they can sell is chicken wings. Big screens in door and out showing footy and horse racing.

    This is the best pub thread not "worst"
    He said dartboard not Dartford...
  • Nicholas said:

    Dartboard. Fruit machines. Pool tables. Strippers. Only food they can sell is chicken wings. Big screens in door and out showing footy and horse racing.

    This is the best pub thread not "worst"
    What if they were male strippers?