Work work work work work work work work work work ad infinitum
Only until you retire, sometimes it is good being an old fart
I'd bloody love to retire. Unfortunately I'm 33
21.5 days to go. Not that I'm counting.
I predict increased activity from Man at Milletts on CL in 22 days time
I doubt it. By the time I've rearranged my sock drawer, put my coloured pencils into alphabetical order and given myself a P45, I don't think I'll have time.
You know, the ones with the secret trapdoor that swallows up their mobile phone and house keys, which means they never answer your calls or you're kept standing in the f*****g rain while they faff about trying to open the door.
You know, the ones with the secret trapdoor that swallows up their mobile phone and house keys, which means they never answer your calls or you're kept standing in the f*****g rain while they faff about trying to open the door.
No, Suzi has a good point here chaps. If the bloke were to hold the umbrella, it would facilitate a good faffing around in the handbag looking for the keys, while keeping both parties dry.
No man should ever hold his own umbrella, that's what the ladies are for, all women can multi task so ensuring that her man doesn't get wet whilst faffing about looking for her keys should be easy peasy
Personalised number plates that make no sense! I moved to Essex last year - the UK capital of personalised number plates (no offence meant) but every one has rubbish like my mate's K3V JU (Kevin and Julie!)
My pal, who's called A408 DMV, managed to get an exact match
Surprised, no one has been snapping up, VA11EY • Only £599 with DVLA.
I was tempted but I'm waiting for the Ground move so I can get GR33NW1CH P3N1NSULA
No man should ever hold his own umbrella, that's what the ladies are for, all women can multi task so ensuring that her man doesn't get wet whilst faffing about looking for her keys should be easy peasy
That's so true NLA.
I was nearly 18 years old before I could get female to hold mine, and it was only then that I discovered it was telescopic.
Watching movies on your television and they are barely audible and too dark, meaning you have to fanny about turning the brightness up and turning the volume to max, then when you switch back to regular telly it is too bright and too loud!
Do the people that make the DVDs or put these things on Sky not realise that I don't watch movies in my own personal blacked out cinema with super surround sound?!
"Quick tip for yourself: if you're ever doing an after-dinner speech, you say "My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, sorry I'm late, I just popped to the toilet. And while I was there, I saw some graffiti and it said "I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure"". Straight away you've got them by the jaffas."
Watching movies on your television and they are barely audible and too dark, meaning you have to fanny about turning the brightness up and turning the volume to max, then when you switch back to regular telly it is too bright and too loud!
Do the people that make the DVDs or put these things on Sky not realise that I don't watch movies in my own personal blacked out cinema with super surround sound?!
I get annoyed with programmes that have an audience (different types, like Have I Got News For You, or Take Me Out), where the laughter/cheering/whatever is way louder than the dialogue itself.
Have to keep changing the volume - it's the auditory equivalent of large speedbumps when you're trying to get somewhere quickly.
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I was nearly 18 years old before I could get female to hold mine, and it was only then that I discovered it was telescopic.
Do the people that make the DVDs or put these things on Sky not realise that I don't watch movies in my own personal blacked out cinema with super surround sound?!
Have to keep changing the volume - it's the auditory equivalent of large speedbumps when you're trying to get somewhere quickly.
Unfortunately the court is experiencing a high back log of work, they are currently dealing with matters from the 9th July.
How comes you have banked my cheque sent to you on the 16th July, with no sign of the paperwork I requested?
#justsaying