Watching Bake Off for Sports Relief and wondering why they keep calling SIR David Attenborough 'John', then realising it's actually John Simpson.......
Watching Bake Off for Sports Relief and wondering why they keep calling SIR David Attenborough 'John', then realising it's actually John Simpson.......
Watching Bake Off for Sports Relief and wondering why they keep calling SIR David Attenborough 'John', then realising it's actually John Simpson.......
Watching Bake Off for Sports Relief and wondering why they keep calling SIR David Attenborough 'John', then realising it's actually John Simpson.......
Move over Trigg FFS!
Yep, fooled me and the family. Don't know why John Simpson has modelled himself on Attenborough, very confusing.
Watching Bake Off for Sports Relief and wondering why they keep calling SIR David Attenborough 'John', then realising it's actually John Simpson.......
Move over Trigg FFS!
Make me another one. I was astonished how nimble he still was for a man in his nineties
Spoke to an 18 year old who had never heard of Pulp. That's like saying you're into football but have never heard of Cascarino.
Either you are turning into an old fart like me (35) or you had the same issues I had a t school in the 90s, puffing with outrage that nobody was into The Hollies, The Stones, The Beatles, and, erm, Jesus and Mary Chain
When you are on the phone and the other person, without asking, puts you on speaker phone. Especially annoying if you don't know or like the other people at the other end of the line.
Took the grandson (aged 3) to the chip shop and placed our order which needed cooking so I took him to another shop to keep him happy and interested.
Duly returned to the chip shop and walked in to be beckoned to the counter as they were preparing my order. This bloke said in an aggressive tone 'oi you're pushing in!' I replied very politely actually 'I ordered a few minutes ago and the lady has just called me over' he said 'well it looked like you were pushing in' to which I replied 'well perhaps the moral is don't jump to conclusions.'
At that the bloke almost burst into tears, buried his head in his hands and started shaking.
I felt bad I made him feel like that but he started it guv...
Took the grandson (aged 3) to the chip shop and placed our order which needed cooking so I took him to another shop to keep him happy and interested.
Duly returned to the chip shop and walked in to be beckoned to the counter as they were preparing my order. This bloke said in an aggressive tone 'oi you're pushing in!' I replied very politely actually 'I ordered a few minutes ago and the lady has just called me over' he said 'well it looked like you were pushing in' to which I replied 'well perhaps the moral is don't jump to conclusions.'
At that the bloke almost burst into tears, buried his head in his hands and started shaking.
I felt bad I made him feel like that but he started it guv...
When the chips were down,he just couldn't handle it.
Took the grandson (aged 3) to the chip shop and placed our order which needed cooking so I took him to another shop to keep him happy and interested.
Duly returned to the chip shop and walked in to be beckoned to the counter as they were preparing my order. This bloke said in an aggressive tone 'oi you're pushing in!' I replied very politely actually 'I ordered a few minutes ago and the lady has just called me over' he said 'well it looked like you were pushing in' to which I replied 'well perhaps the moral is don't jump to conclusions.'
At that the bloke almost burst into tears, buried his head in his hands and started shaking.
I felt bad I made him feel like that but he started it guv...
When the chips were down,he just couldn't handle it.
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Move over Trigg FFS!
; )
Spoke to an 18 year old who had never heard of Pulp.
That's like saying you're into football but have never heard of Cascarino.
A word only ever used by bellends.
Nearly just got run over by some old plank doing that.
P.S. I take offence at being called old, am only 32!!
And that has made all the difference.
I hate flat pack furniture.
Are you going Fulham ?
Took the grandson (aged 3) to the chip shop and placed our order which needed cooking so I took him to another shop to keep him happy and interested.
Duly returned to the chip shop and walked in to be beckoned to the counter as they were preparing my order. This bloke said in an aggressive tone 'oi you're pushing in!' I replied very politely actually 'I ordered a few minutes ago and the lady has just called me over' he said 'well it looked like you were pushing in' to which I replied 'well perhaps the moral is don't jump to conclusions.'
At that the bloke almost burst into tears, buried his head in his hands and started shaking.
I felt bad I made him feel like that but he started it guv...