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Is "can of shaving foam" a euphmism or pet name for something? ;-)thai malaysia addick said:The first time you use a can of shaving foam and far too much comes out however gently and briefly you press it.
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You disgust me...RodneyCharltonTrotta said:.
Is "can of shaving foam" a euphmism or pet name for something? ;-)thai malaysia addick said:The first time you use a can of shaving foam and far too much comes out however gently and briefly you press it.
(Or am I the disgusting one?)0 -
So weird... my mate told me he was in a chip shop last night and a bloke staggered in wearing a Charlton scarf off his face on coke and strong lager with a 3 year old child tow and looking for a row. He then preceded to push his way to the front screaming "Where's me faaaaarkin' saveloy?!!!".LenGlover said:Feeling guilty when innocent.
Took the grandson (aged 3) to the chip shop and placed our order which needed cooking so I took him to another shop to keep him happy and interested.
Duly returned to the chip shop and walked in to be beckoned to the counter as they were preparing my order. This bloke said in an aggressive tone 'oi you're pushing in!' I replied very politely actually 'I ordered a few minutes ago and the lady has just called me over' he said 'well it looked like you were pushing in' to which I replied 'well perhaps the moral is don't jump to conclusions.'
At that the bloke almost burst into tears, buried his head in his hands and started shaking.
I felt bad I made him feel like that but he started it guv...
A young vicar happened to be there and stepped in and said "Excuse me sir but please don't push in...it's not very moral" whereby the Charlton fan planted the nut on him and said " Well perhaps the moral is don't get in the way of an Addick and chips" then grabbed his fish supper, slapped a smiling queuing woman's arse, gave her a cheeky wink and left the shop with said vicar sprawled on the floor in tears head in hands and shaking.
Funny how we remember things differently when we sober up eh Len #carnageglover ;-)22 -
Did anyone else read this and feel like he missed a crucial bit out of the story, right after "don't jump to conclusions"?LenGlover said:Feeling guilty when innocent.
Took the grandson (aged 3) to the chip shop and placed our order which needed cooking so I took him to another shop to keep him happy and interested.
Duly returned to the chip shop and walked in to be beckoned to the counter as they were preparing my order. This bloke said in an aggressive tone 'oi you're pushing in!' I replied very politely actually 'I ordered a few minutes ago and the lady has just called me over' he said 'well it looked like you were pushing in' to which I replied 'well perhaps the moral is don't jump to conclusions.'
At that the bloke almost burst into tears, buried his head in his hands and started shaking.
I felt bad I made him feel like that but he started it guv...1 -
#### off. I'm a bloke. Blokes don't read instructions.guinnessaddick said:
Did you read the instructions?Covered End said:I've been screwing for the last 2 hours. I'm worn out, sweating hot & have sore fingers.
I hate flat pack furniture.4 -
People that come to work with stinking colds, sipping lemsip at their desk and then you get some of that lovely virus days later and have to take time off. If you are sick stay at fucking home! You are not a martyr, you are just a virus with shoes.5
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That made me chuckle LenLenGlover said:Feeling guilty when innocent.
Took the grandson (aged 3) to the chip shop and placed our order which needed cooking so I took him to another shop to keep him happy and interested.
Duly returned to the chip shop and walked in to be beckoned to the counter as they were preparing my order. This bloke said in an aggressive tone 'oi you're pushing in!' I replied very politely actually 'I ordered a few minutes ago and the lady has just called me over' he said 'well it looked like you were pushing in' to which I replied 'well perhaps the moral is don't jump to conclusions.'
At that the bloke almost burst into tears, buried his head in his hands and started shaking.
I felt bad I made him feel like that but he started it guv...0 -
Fully grown men (or women) who refer to getting food or a drink as cheeky. "Just finished work, off for a cheeky pint" - it's not cheeky in any way, you're a fully grown man with a full time job, just have a beer and shut up about it12
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People descending on the home of a recently deceased relative to lay claim to/squabble over their goods. Seen it too many times and it sickens me. Also those who contest wills. It is the deceased persons wishes that count, you greedy shits.11
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Was probably Pro-EU too Len. Sounds the sort.LenGlover said:Feeling guilty when innocent.
Took the grandson (aged 3) to the chip shop and placed our order which needed cooking so I took him to another shop to keep him happy and interested.
Duly returned to the chip shop and walked in to be beckoned to the counter as they were preparing my order. This bloke said in an aggressive tone 'oi you're pushing in!' I replied very politely actually 'I ordered a few minutes ago and the lady has just called me over' he said 'well it looked like you were pushing in' to which I replied 'well perhaps the moral is don't jump to conclusions.'
At that the bloke almost burst into tears, buried his head in his hands and started shaking.
I felt bad I made him feel like that but he started it guv...0 - Sponsored links:
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People who make congratulations messages about them.
I have a friend who announced on Facebook this weekend that her boyfriend proposed to her atop the Empire State Building. Among the congratulation messages are lots of "That's where I was proposed to!" and "I called it right, I knew he'd propose!"
Why is that the first thing they're saying? Why not congratulations? Why take someone else's life-changing announcement and try to draw attention to yourself?
Don't quite know why, but it really angers me.3 -
I just knew you'd say that!Powell Is Pleasant said:People who make congratulations messages about them.
I have a friend who announced on Facebook this weekend that her boyfriend proposed to her atop the Empire State Building. Among the congratulation messages are lots of "That's where I was proposed to!" and "I called it right, I knew he'd propose!"
Why is that the first thing they're saying? Why not congratulations? Why take someone else's life-changing announcement and try to draw attention to yourself?
Don't quite know why, but it really angers me.4 -
I've been bang on about this for agesPowell Is Pleasant said:People who make congratulations messages about them.
I have a friend who announced on Facebook this weekend that her boyfriend proposed to her atop the Empire State Building. Among the congratulation messages are lots of "That's where I was proposed to!" and "I called it right, I knew he'd propose!"
Why is that the first thing they're saying? Why not congratulations? Why take someone else's life-changing announcement and try to draw attention to yourself?
Don't quite know why, but it really angers me.2 -
Pottering.
Can't stand it when you're trying to do something in a kitchen or a work area and you have some wally pratting about like checking the temperature on all the radiators or deciding now is a good time to do a baked bean inventory. Older relatives are frequent offenders. One comes to mind who will quite happily sit on their arse in the middle of the kitchen whilst you're trying to make dinner then without warning will stand up and start fiddling with a plug behind the microwave then yank his elbow out and spill a jug of water all over the worktop. Just piss off!!6 -
Period Dramas (Dickensian I think this ones called.)
This telly we got given is on the blink. The sooner it does stop working, the better as far as I'm concerned. Then we'll be back to watching the log burner again0 -
^^ BBC's fault ^^1
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How many chips did you get?LenGlover said:Feeling guilty when innocent.
Took the grandson (aged 3) to the chip shop and placed our order which needed cooking so I took him to another shop to keep him happy and interested.
Duly returned to the chip shop and walked in to be beckoned to the counter as they were preparing my order. This bloke said in an aggressive tone 'oi you're pushing in!' I replied very politely actually 'I ordered a few minutes ago and the lady has just called me over' he said 'well it looked like you were pushing in' to which I replied 'well perhaps the moral is don't jump to conclusions.'
At that the bloke almost burst into tears, buried his head in his hands and started shaking.
I felt bad I made him feel like that but he started it guv...1 -
Getting a present of some durian fruit from my brother in law. Stunk my entire house out!1
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Ungrateful people, buy them some stinky fruit and they have a moan up...1
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Anyone who responds to a forum post with 'yawn'.
Makes them sound self-important and I ,by default, assume they're a twat
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Yawn.Fumbluff said:DICKS THAT PLAY SOLLY IN MIDFIELD
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people going on about how man city are still in every competition! not anymore
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Teams like Man City picking a team of kids for an away cup match against strong opposition and mugging off their own fans.
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Teams like man city.3
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This all day. Let's get another version of Jane Austen's pride and prejudice into production whilst we're at it, that doesn't come on enough.i_b_b_o_r_g said:Period Dramas (Dickensian I think this ones called.)
This telly we got given is on the blink. The sooner it does stop working, the better as far as I'm concerned. Then we'll be back to watching the log burner again
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Football pundits talking about how much they love the FA Cup and how special it is. Ever since Man Utd decided to not enter it that year and you have incidents like Man City fielding youngesters y'day, pundits have been tripping up over themselves to declare their love for it.
Comments like - "it was a big day in my household (final day)"
"The magic of the FA Cup" (the most overused phrase associated with it
And then to top it all off BBC have picked that song 'anything can happen'
It's all quite over the top. The shocks and the magic can speak for itself2 -
I don't have time to watch that at the moment - too busy watching The Great British Interior Design Challengecabbles said:
This all day. Let's get another version of Jane Austen's pride and prejudice into production whilst we're at it, that doesn't come on enough.i_b_b_o_r_g said:Period Dramas (Dickensian I think this ones called.)
This telly we got given is on the blink. The sooner it does stop working, the better as far as I'm concerned. Then we'll be back to watching the log burner again5 -
To be fair to MP, he said he wouldn't buy a ticket for the match as he would be fielding a much weakened team.LawrieAbrahams said:Teams like Man City picking a team of kids for an away cup match against strong opposition and mugging off their own fans.
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Poor quality pants. Bought a load of new ones a couple of months ago and, just like all their predecessors, already their is a thumb sized hole in most of them at the southern-most point, roughly midway between bollocks and arse. If I continue to wear them for another couple of months, the hole will continue to increase in size, until eventually my bollocks drop out and I look a bit like an aircraft with it's landing gear down.
Gave up on Marks & Spencers ages ago, the last few lots have all been from TK Maxx - Jeep or Penguin usually. Serious question - can someone please recommend somewhere that makes pants properly? I am of average height and weight and not carrying anything of unusual proportions down there.12
