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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Men Wearing flip flops - bloke on the train wearing them. Bit of sun and all of a sudden we're in the Sahara desert. Hope he steps off the train and in to a steaming pile of dog shit.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    should have "accidentally" stood on his toes.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    cafcdave123 said:

    should have "accidentally" stood on his toes.

    To late now, he's just stood in the dog shit, I'm certainly not getting that on the bottom of my shoe.
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,683
    Every Monday night at 11pm Planet Rock play a classic rock album in its entirety, with no adverts, DJ’s or interruptions. Apparently they have received complaints that the gap between the tracks is sometimes condensed and not in keeping with the original recording. Now that’s what I call pedantry!
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,345
    Other clubs being bailed out by football people.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Hangers On
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Hangers On

    I thought all French homes came with a bidet?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Next door neighbours crashing about at 6am and waking my entire household up. Fuming. I didn't want to get angry until tomorrow.
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,459
    LawrieAbrahams said:

    JaShea99 said:

    People who call League One 'Division One'. Makes no sense. I could almost understand it if the Chanpionship sometimes got called 'division one' as it used to be called that, but calling League One Division One is just confusing.

    League one is division three. The premier league is division one.
    Correct. What's your point?
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Blokes in the boozer who buy a pack of crisps and open the bag right up, place it on the bar and eat em one at a time like they're the height of sophistication. Really rattles my cage that
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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Everyone knows that real men open the crisps, crush them up and tip them all down their face in one
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421
    People that make me swear on sunday!
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    If you buy crisps in the boozer you have to split the packet open for everyone to share. Then tie the packet into a knot
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    McBobbin said:

    If you buy crisps in the boozer you have to split the packet open for everyone to share. Then tie the packet into a knot

    No no no no, if I buy a pack I eat em, if anyone in my round wants a pack, I'll buy em and he eats em. Sharing is a very 'middle class, graphic designer, top gear type' thing to do, probably in a boozer in Sidcup.......
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    McBobbin said:

    If you buy crisps in the boozer you have to split the packet open for everyone to share. Then tie the packet into a knot

    No no no no, if I buy a pack I eat em, if anyone in my round wants a pack, I'll buy em and he eats em. Sharing is a very 'middle class, graphic designer, top gear type' thing to do, probably in a boozer in Sidcup.......
    How very very dare you. I'll have you know that my English mustard and cured Wilshire ham slow roasted parsnip crisps are as working class as hairy exposed arse cleavage and saying "guv'nor" and when I'm out with the lads on a "Leo sayer" they wont go hungry. Apart from Tarquin, who is gluten intolerant.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    McBobbin said:

    If you buy crisps in the boozer you have to split the packet open for everyone to share. Then tie the packet into a knot

    No no no no, if I buy a pack I eat em, if anyone in my round wants a pack, I'll buy em and he eats em. Sharing is a very 'middle class, graphic designer, top gear type' thing to do, probably in a boozer in Sidcup.......
    He's not called "Big" Rob because he shared his crisps ;)
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    ".....and Trafalgar Square is closed for the St Patrick's Day celebrations." From BBC Radio traffic report.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,750
    That people want to celebrate St Patricks day more than St George's day.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    People who have a keyboard tap sound on their phone. Probably turn it off when they get home the feckers.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    When your washing machine crosses the kitchen and approaches you like a horny cross between r2-d2 and HAL from 2001 space odyssey. Scared the shit out of me
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Middle class people on Antiques Road Show going 'Oh right' when being told their unwanted ornament is worth 7 grand
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Smelly food in the office, particularly first thing in the morning.

    No one wants to put up with your disgusting eating habits. If you can't function without your cheese and dogshit pasty in the morning eat it before you get to work.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    Not beating MK Dons and therefore giving ourselves a fighting chance of staying up.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,345
    Mugging fans off because they don't protest in the same way as you.
  • Anna_Kissed
    Anna_Kissed Posts: 3,302
    Top Gear. Arrogant petrol-head tossers.
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,736
    Cyclists who have an irrational hatred for people who like cars... :-)
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,893
    Anna_Kissed said:

    Top Gear. Arrogant petrol-head tossers.

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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Chis Evans

    ginger cunt
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    cafcdave123 said:

    Chis Evans

    ginger cunt

    Thought he was a bloke.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    edited March 2016
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Middle class people on Antiques Road Show going 'Oh right' when being told their unwanted ornament is worth 7 grand

    And they were expecting 20 grand...
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