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  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    North Lower Neil said:

    Raith_C_Chattonell said:

    Mick McCarthy's nose.

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    Let's hope his nose is a bit more out of joint at 9.30 tonight.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    .....hold on, they're getting off with each other now

    You chose to live in France...
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Algarveaddick said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    .....hold on, they're getting off with each other now

    You chose to live in France...
    The modern, dare I say acceptable, face of racism and homophobic to boot

    ; )
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    When one is waiting on a very important, life changing, email and the spam keeps coming in ffs
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Algarveaddick said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    .....hold on, they're getting off with each other now

    You chose to live in France...
    The modern, dare I say acceptable, face of racism and homophobic to boot

    ; )
    *in walks Chizz.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited April 2016
    ValleyGary said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Algarveaddick said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    .....hold on, they're getting off with each other now

    You chose to live in France...
    The modern, dare I say acceptable, face of racism and homophobic to boot

    ; )
    *in walks Chizz.
    The Flaginator
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    ...if I don't get at least 2 flags there, I'll be asking for me money back
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,658
    Thinking how lovely it is to have some spring sunshine and opening a window to get some fresh air in only for a chainsaw / strimmer massacre to destroy the moment non-stop for an hour and a half and force me to close it.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,982
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    ValleyGary said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Algarveaddick said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    .....hold on, they're getting off with each other now

    You chose to live in France...
    The modern, dare I say acceptable, face of racism and homophobic to boot

    ; )
    *in walks Chizz.
    The fLaginator
    More flags than Augusta.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    LenGlover said:

    Thinking how lovely it is to have some spring sunshine and opening a window to get some fresh air in only for a chainsaw / strimmer massacre to destroy the moment non-stop for an hour and a half and force me to close it.

    Or someone starts a bonfire.
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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Bar staff being rude for no reason.

    The guy next to me just ordered a mixed grill and said "just the regular size please " and the barmaid replied "er well there is only size" and looked at him like he had just pissed in the charity box.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    edited April 2016
    Sarcastic bastards who come up to the bar every day and order the regular sized mixed grill, knowing full well we only do one size... :wink:
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    Algarveaddick said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    .....hold on, they're getting off with each other now

    You chose to live in France...
    The modern, dare I say acceptable, face of racism and homophobic to boot

    ; )
    How dare you - I didn't have a problem with them being gay... :wink:
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,690
    Toyota Prius drivers with a green badge in the window.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Redvalleyeast said:

    Toyota Prius drivers with a green badge in the window.

    Is that a vegetarian badge so they can park near the fruit and veg at the shops?
  • cafcnick1992
    cafcnick1992 Posts: 7,414
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    ...if I don't get at least 2 flags there, I'll be asking for me money back

    It's Tuesday morning - all the Guardian readers are collecting their housing benefit. You'll have more luck this evening
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,256
    cafcnick1992 said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    ...if I don't get at least 2 flags there, I'll be asking for me money back

    It's Tuesday morning - all the Guardian readers are collecting their housing benefit. You'll have more luck this evening
    I really enjoy your consistency against the left
  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,852
    edited April 2016
    Drivers who switch on their rear fog lights as soon as there is a hint of drizzle in the air.

    I usually follow them around with my full beams on.
    Once had some tart get out of her car at the traffic light and say 'why don't you switch off your headlights you're dazzling me!'.
    To which I replied 'why don't you switch off your foglights you're dazzling me!'.
    At which point she looked at the back of her car went all sheepish and said 'Oh, sorry!'
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,337
    People who complain for no reason other than to get a few quid off when they have no right to.
  • Ben18
    Ben18 Posts: 1,638
    thai malaysia addick said:

    People who complain for no reason other than to get a few quid off when they have no right to.

    We had a teacher at school who told us that she would weigh the contents of crisp bags, and then send letters to the manufacturer to advise that a certain bag was under the advertised weight (eg. by 0.003 gr etc), they would then send her multiple multibags of crisps and an apology. She did this all the time.
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Ben18 said:

    thai malaysia addick said:

    People who complain for no reason other than to get a few quid off when they have no right to.

    We had a teacher at school who told us that she would weigh the contents of crisp bags, and then send letters to the manufacturer to advise that a certain bag was under the advertised weight (eg. by 0.003 gr etc), they would then send her multiple multibags of crisps and an apology. She did this all the time.
    I take it she was a fat cow.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Ben18 said:

    thai malaysia addick said:

    People who complain for no reason other than to get a few quid off when they have no right to.

    We had a teacher at school who told us that she would weigh the contents of crisp bags, and then send letters to the manufacturer to advise that a certain bag was under the advertised weight (eg. by 0.003 gr etc), they would then send her multiple multibags of crisps and an apology. She did this all the time.
    Salted
  • Ben18
    Ben18 Posts: 1,638
    DaveMehmet said:

    Ben18 said:

    thai malaysia addick said:

    People who complain for no reason other than to get a few quid off when they have no right to.

    We had a teacher at school who told us that she would weigh the contents of crisp bags, and then send letters to the manufacturer to advise that a certain bag was under the advertised weight (eg. by 0.003 gr etc), they would then send her multiple multibags of crisps and an apology. She did this all the time.
    I take it she was a fat cow.
    Correct
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,742
    Ben18 said:

    thai malaysia addick said:

    People who complain for no reason other than to get a few quid off when they have no right to.

    We had a teacher at school who told us that she would weigh the contents of crisp bags, and then send letters to the manufacturer to advise that a certain bag was under the advertised weight (eg. by 0.003 gr etc), they would then send her multiple multibags of crisps and an apology. She did this all the time.
    My brother in law takes the stalks out of loose tomatoes when he buys them in the supermarket so that he doesn't pay for the extra weight!

    He is from Burnley mind....
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    SuedeAdidas said:

    Ben18 said:

    thai malaysia addick said:

    People who complain for no reason other than to get a few quid off when they have no right to.

    We had a teacher at school who told us that she would weigh the contents of crisp bags, and then send letters to the manufacturer to advise that a certain bag was under the advertised weight (eg. by 0.003 gr etc), they would then send her multiple multibags of crisps and an apology. She did this all the time.
    My brother in law takes the stalks out of loose tomatoes when he buys them in the supermarket so that he doesn't pay for the extra weight!

    He is from Burnley mind....
    So he's your brother too?
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    cabbles said:

    cafcnick1992 said:

    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    ...if I don't get at least 2 flags there, I'll be asking for me money back

    It's Tuesday morning - all the Guardian readers are collecting their housing benefit. You'll have more luck this evening
    I really enjoy your consistency against the left
    I enjoy him getting so upset by people being nice to each other... :smiley:
  • Floyd Montana
    Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730
    That smug, spotless bag of decorating fakery which is the prick on the Leyland Paints advert.

    How pristine do his clothes have to be?

    And how soon after hearing him whistle would you shove a loaded roller up his arse?
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Cat food pouches. Not only do they fucking stink, half of it gets stuck inside and won't squeeze out.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    DaveMehmet said:

    Cat food pouches. Not only do they fucking stink, half of it gets stuck inside and won't squeeze out.

    I've got visions of you trying to put it on toast.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Bit like when you go McDonalds and the tomato sauce comes out in a fuckin sachet and not a pot, how are we expected to dip the fries in a sachet ffs
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