When you type a CharltonLife post out on your phone and you think you've nailed a Grapevine-esque, well thought out, long and in depth comment, only to log on to your PC/Mac and realise it's one sentence.
When attending homes of small breed dog owners, (miniature yorkie last week) and after addressing a constant yapping problem and asking if there is anything else I can help with, she tells me "he pulls on the lead and hurts her shoulder" (it's about size of Bailey's head ffs) I ended up walking around her garden in the foetal position teaching the dog to walk properly. Still can't straighten up.
See my comment of the "General things that please you" thread.
When you stand by and defend a player (and their mistakes) for so long they still get worse and worse making you look like a complete and utter idiot who doesnt have a scooby about anything to do with Football (Reza)
Matt Baker---nob incarnate. People who seem to think that the word passion is needed every time they talk and can't be bothered to consider any other description. Same with stunning. People who say pacific instead of specific.
Matt Baker---nob incarnate. People who seem to think that the word passion is needed every time they talk and can't be bothered to consider any other description. Same with stunning. People who say pacific instead of specific.
Sounds as though you are stunningly criticising my pacific passion for Charlton
Them lazy feckers (usually Jeremy Kyle customers) who sit in their cars eating McDonalds then instead of taking their rubbish to the bin about 5 feet away they just open their door and dump it on the floor.
Blokes who wear a suit and trainers on their way to work. There is one on my train with a pair of really lairy coloured running trainers that must be about 2 sizes to big for him.
Them lazy feckers (usually Jeremy Kyle customers) who sit in their cars eating McDonalds then instead of taking their rubbish to the bin about 5 feet away they just open their door and dump it on the floor.
As bad as those who leave their rubbish on seats on public transport or public areas. Infuriates me. Lazy bastards...
Pideons = General licence (Woodpigeon edible) Seagulls (Lessser Black Backed ONLY) = General licence. Magpies = General licence. Grey squirrels = Non native to the UK and edible.
Get yourself a decent air rifle and obey the laws and you're away pal
Cheap shite kitchen goods. I've been through about 3 tin openers in two years. I'm sure my parents have had the same one about 30 years
Just pinch theirs then when it comes up in general conversation that their trusted tin opener has gone walkies buy them one of the cheap shite ones you're so keen on.
Blokes who wear a suit and trainers on their way to work. There is one on my train with a pair of really lairy coloured running trainers that must be about 2 sizes to big for him.
Strategic, strategic, strategic. Strategy. Strategic proposal. Strategic objectives. Strategic thinking. Strategically placed. Strategic business unit. Strategic architect (actually 'architect' when used to mean anything but a designer of buildings needs a mention in its own right). Gadzooks, does anyone in business realise that not everything is strategy? Bloody Michael Porter has got so much to answer for.
Solutions when used to mean anything but liquid suspensions. It's getting used all over the place now in the most ridiculous of circumstances. I just had a quick look on Yell and found companies called, Local Vehicle Solutions, Sewing Solutions Maidstone*, Cleaning Solutions (I really hope they're just selling bottles of detergent), Platinum Motoring Solutions (I bet the insurance is sky high on those platinum motors), A1 Roofing Solutions (even more expensive is putting a lid on a major trunk road), Sabre Solutions (for people experiencing difficulties with their curved swords), Completech (Completech - wtf!) Solutions, Smart Solutions Recruitment and K9 Solutions. What a load of old crud. These businesses should only be allowed to award themselves the 'solutions' moniker if the have a giant blender that they use to mash all that stuff up into a giant smoothie. Cleaning Solutions might not be very palatable, but K9 Solutions, Mmmm that'll sort the men out from the vegans.
Actually what I hate most of all is Bullshit Bingo.
*Another annoyance is web based service-directories that are incapable of recognising that there's a major river in between me and the business they are recommending. I live in Essex, so I certainly don't want to go to Maidstone for my sewing solutions.
Theres not many people id wish death on, paedo's, rapists, RD....but this prick needs to leave this earth. Everything about him pisses me off. His music, his fat little shit face, the bollocks he spurts in mainstream media, his fat arse attention whore of a wife, his clothes...the blokes all wrong.
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Point taken though
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When you stand by and defend a player (and their mistakes) for so long they still get worse and worse making you look like a complete and utter idiot who doesnt have a scooby about anything to do with Football (Reza)
People who seem to think that the word passion is needed every time they talk and
can't be bothered to consider any other description.
Same with stunning.
People who say pacific instead of specific.
Seagulls
Magpies
Grey Squirrels
Seagulls (Lessser Black Backed ONLY) = General licence.
Magpies = General licence.
Grey squirrels = Non native to the UK and edible.
Get yourself a decent air rifle and obey the laws and you're away pal
Workshop used to mean anything other than a small place for making and mending - especially the modern verb form.
Transparent/transparency, when referring to policies and practices.
Passion/passionate - see @johnnyhumphrey (above)
Strategic, strategic, strategic. Strategy. Strategic proposal. Strategic objectives. Strategic thinking. Strategically placed. Strategic business unit. Strategic architect (actually 'architect' when used to mean anything but a designer of buildings needs a mention in its own right). Gadzooks, does anyone in business realise that not everything is strategy? Bloody Michael Porter has got so much to answer for.
Solutions when used to mean anything but liquid suspensions. It's getting used all over the place now in the most ridiculous of circumstances. I just had a quick look on Yell and found companies called, Local Vehicle Solutions, Sewing Solutions Maidstone*, Cleaning Solutions (I really hope they're just selling bottles of detergent), Platinum Motoring Solutions (I bet the insurance is sky high on those platinum motors), A1 Roofing Solutions (even more expensive is putting a lid on a major trunk road), Sabre Solutions (for people experiencing difficulties with their curved swords), Completech (Completech - wtf!) Solutions, Smart Solutions Recruitment and K9 Solutions. What a load of old crud. These businesses should only be allowed to award themselves the 'solutions' moniker if the have a giant blender that they use to mash all that stuff up into a giant smoothie. Cleaning Solutions might not be very palatable, but K9 Solutions, Mmmm that'll sort the men out from the vegans.
Actually what I hate most of all is Bullshit Bingo.
*Another annoyance is web based service-directories that are incapable of recognising that there's a major river in between me and the business they are recommending. I live in Essex, so I certainly don't want to go to Maidstone for my sewing solutions.
Theres not many people id wish death on, paedo's, rapists, RD....but this prick needs to leave this earth. Everything about him pisses me off. His music, his fat little shit face, the bollocks he spurts in mainstream media, his fat arse attention whore of a wife, his clothes...the blokes all wrong.