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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    I thought it was the bum hole
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Kwik Fit shit adverts.
    Liars.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Happily peddling away at my spin class then looking down and noticing that one of my bollocks had made a break for freedom. Don't think anyone noticed but had to play a very discreet frame of pocket billiards to restore the equilibrium.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    DaveMehmet said:

    Happily peddling away at my spin class then looking down and noticing that one of my bollocks had made a break for freedom. Don't think anyone noticed but had to play a very discreet frame of pocket billiards to restore the equilibrium.

    Did it annoy you that no one noticed or just that you were doing a spin class?
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    cafcdave123 said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Happily peddling away at my spin class then looking down and noticing that one of my bollocks had made a break for freedom. Don't think anyone noticed but had to play a very discreet frame of pocket billiards to restore the equilibrium.

    Did it annoy you that no one noticed or just that you were doing a spin class?
    Both
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,324
    When your driving and give way to someone... Instead of raising their hand to thank you, you get a limp finger (no not that one) in acknowledgement.

    It makes you feel like your beneath their thanks and that you dont deserve it
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    When I'm driving along and some peasant lets me go first just to get a wave off me.
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    People who say 'happy star wars day' on this day every year. It was mildly amusing when I 1st heard it, now it's a tad annoying
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Chrissy\\\'s Army!! said:

    People who say 'happy star wars day' on this day every year. It was mildly amusing when I 1st heard it, now it's a tad annoying

    Annoyed you are.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    DaveMehmet said:

    Happily peddling away at my spin class then looking down and noticing that one of my bollocks had made a break for freedom. Don't think anyone noticed but had to play a very discreet frame of pocket billiards to restore the equilibrium.

    Tie it to your shoelaces Dave, that will act as an early warning system.

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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,324
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    When I'm driving along and some peasant lets me go first just to get a wave off me.

    image
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,810
    I have a stupid watch with cogs and stuff and it didn't work out that April has only 30 days, I forgot to wind it on and my train ticket was dated 3rd.

    That annoyed me.

    Fortunately the ticket barrier guy just waved me through. I didn't even need to say 'these are not the sort of customers you are looking for' and wave my hand at him....

    The fourth was with me.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,810
    Good wattles on that peasant. Should get a good daubing.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,251
    Waving your fingers at bouncers when intoxicated giving it large 'these are not the droids you are looking for' is funny once
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,645
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited May 2016
    Woman standing outside the office or in stair wells at work sobbing because their boss has just given them a telling off. How about start doing what you're paid for and not turning up smelling like you've just climbed out of a vat of prosecco?
  • daveaddick
    daveaddick Posts: 1,926
    Where do you work Ricky.....the Samaritans?
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    ricky_otto said:

    Woman standing outside the office or in stair wells at work sobbing because their boss has just given them a telling off. How about start doing what you're paid for and not turning up smelling like you've just climbed out of a vat of prosecco?

    Sounds like a keeper to me.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,251
    edited May 2016
    Employees who cry when I bollock them for smelling like wine
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,251
    Getting to the pub too late to properly enjoy the sunshine and a beer my system is screaming out for
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  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,251
    My work mobile ringing as soon as I sit on the shithouse
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    edited May 2016
    People who use their facebook/twitter accounts to air their political views constantly, like every fucking day.

    Yes, I know who you vote for, I know you hate any opposing party. No need to go on & on about it!
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    daveaddick said:

    Where do you work Ricky.....the Samaritans?

    No, a NHS call centre in Charlton.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Carter said:

    My work mobile ringing as soon as I sit on the shithouse

    Switch to FaceTime and aim it at the pan
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited May 2016
    DaveMehmet said:

    ricky_otto said:

    Woman standing outside the office or in stair wells at work sobbing because their boss has just given them a telling off. How about start doing what you're paid for and not turning up smelling like you've just climbed out of a vat of prosecco?

    Sounds like a keeper to me.
    No, she's definitely a left back.

  • The_Organiser
    The_Organiser Posts: 3,999
    Finding out all Eurostar trains are dry during the euros, when we've got a 6hr plus direct train to Marseille to endure!!

    Why oh why are football fans treated like shite all the time.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,810
    Carter said:

    My work mobile ringing as soon as I sit on the shithouse

    I always leave my work mobile on silent so the important meetings aren't interrupted...
  • The_Organiser
    The_Organiser Posts: 3,999
    Having now been sat on a broken down train between stations for nearly 2hrs!!
  • Powell Is Pleasant
    Powell Is Pleasant Posts: 1,443
    Chrissy\\\'s Army!! said:

    People who say 'happy star wars day' on this day every year. It was mildly amusing when I 1st heard it, now it's a tad annoying

    I say it as "The fourth of May be with you!" just to annoy Star Wars geeks.
  • Just_Llera
    Just_Llera Posts: 365
    Duchatelet still exists, how sad.
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