When Southeastern put on a train of those stupid 6 seaters with a poor excuse of a table (tiny & on the side) instead of the normal trains with lots of 4 seaters and proper tables.
Sitting in a wine bar in Leadenhall market and 4 old insurance folk into their 60s graphically describing their sex lives with the young and how they like to give a good slapping.
'It doesn't matter if they're pretty just as long as they're young, they love it.'
It gets ever so slightly warm and sunny and the entire cast of A Bug's Life comes out of retirement, into your house and are too stupid to figure out how to get out again.
Annie Nightingale. Couldn't stand her in the 70's and stil cannot. For some strange reason she was on This Week tonight, she has had more work done on her face than Cilla, Cher and Joan Rivers put together. Considering she is a radio performer, that seems like a complete waste of money.
Jermaine Jenas and Danny Murphy giving their expert opinions on MOTD, 'what we need is the view of players who've played at the highest level, if not then those Tottenham reserve donkeys will have to do.'
Having to withdraw money despite having £50 in my pocket because always useless fuckers won't accept Scottish bank notes!
The bookie who gave me a Scottish £20 in my winnings on Saturday. Thank god for self service in the supermarket which spared me embarrassment when spending it.
(Invariably single) mothers who say things like "My kids are my absolute world" or "My children mean everything to me". So they should! If you've chosen to be a parent then they should mean everything to you, it's not an achievement or something you need to brag about.
When making a cuppa tea and it's slightly too strong still, so you go to put a tiny bit more milk in, but miscalculate the pour, producing a cup of milky shite.
When making a cuppa tea and it's slightly too strong still, so you go to put a tiny bit more milk in, but miscalculate the pour, producing a cup of milky shite.
Requests / demands for feedback / rating of service from companies. If you have received good service you'll thank the person at the time, and if someone has done something exceptional I'll write a letter of thanks. Getting the car serviced is now a pain because it is followed by e mails and texts demanding I reply and chasing me if I don't respond in a tone which implies I'm out of order for not responding. There's a reason I'm not responding, you did nothing that warrants any praise, recent car service at a main dealer - washer bottle left empty, split windscreen wiper not picked up, and when paying and collecting the keys the person stopped serving me to kiss and embrace a female standing behind me, and they are chasing that feedback constantly , it was really average ok !
(Invariably single) mothers who say things like "My kids are my absolute world" or "My children mean everything to me". So they should! If you've chosen to be a parent then they should mean everything to you, it's not an achievement or something you need to brag about.
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I know football fans are biased towards their own club but there is a limit!
'It doesn't matter if they're pretty just as long as they're young, they love it.'
For some strange reason she was on This Week tonight, she has had more work done on her face than Cilla, Cher and Joan Rivers put together. Considering she is a radio performer, that seems like a complete waste of money.
People Who Are In My Way
Although he could be effectual.
And I'm not sure that living on a diet of condensed milk is good for your complexion Tony.
Your face seems to get painter but the bags under your eyes darker. I assume there's some panda in you?
There's a reason I'm not responding, you did nothing that warrants any praise, recent car service at a main dealer - washer bottle left empty, split windscreen wiper not picked up, and when paying and collecting the keys the person stopped serving me to kiss and embrace a female standing behind me, and they are chasing that feedback constantly , it was really average ok !
"I take care of my kids!".
"You're supposed to you dumb muthafu..."
Worth a you tube search