Picking a queue and seeing the other queue has vanished whilst I'm stuck behind some penis taking forever to find money to pay and having a fucking natter
Picking a queue and seeing the other queue has vanished whilst I'm stuck behind some penis taking forever to find money to pay and having a fucking natter
That really is annoying... Especially if you move to the other queue another dick comes along in front of you and takes just as long, whilst in the original queue everyone has vanished again!!
Picking a queue and seeing the other queue has vanished whilst I'm stuck behind some penis taking forever to find money to pay and having a fucking natter
Don't move to France mate, it generally goes
Cashier asks for money Customs runs round shop coz the forgot summin Cashier scans item Cashier asks for money Customer looks for loyalty card Cashier scans loyalty card Cashier asks for money Customer looks in bag for means of payment Customer runs out to parcark looking for motor Customer comes running back in Customer pays Customer says how nice the weather has been Cashier answers Cashier explains all the special offers printed on back of till receipt Customs neatly folds it up and puts it in her purse CUSTOMER THEN STARTS PACKIN HER FUCKIN SHOPPING BAGS
People on planes taking forever to put their overhead luggage in and standing in the aisle whilst doing it. No it's ok mate, we'll all wait for you, you selfish prick.
Any driver who cannot grasp the concept of 'drive on the left' not the middle or outside lane. Them bad boys are for overtaking. The inside lane on the left is where we drive in these green and pleasant lands.
The A2/M2 is possibly the worst road in the country for this
Being driven to despair and frustration by the relentless incompetence and drivel from this regime and then being berated for being negative for not singing zippadee doodah when we sign some journeyman I haven't heard of.
Any driver who cannot grasp the concept of 'drive on the left' not the middle or outside lane. Them bad boys are for overtaking. The inside lane on the left is where we drive in these green and pleasant lands.
The A2/M2 is possibly the worst road in the country for this
Exacerbated even more in the four lane stretch! there'll be swathes of empty road but some pillock will be going along at 60 in the third lane.
Any driver who cannot grasp the concept of 'drive on the left' not the middle or outside lane. Them bad boys are for overtaking. The inside lane on the left is where we drive in these green and pleasant lands.
The A2/M2 is possibly the worst road in the country for this
Exacerbated even more in the four lane stretch! there'll be swathes of empty road but some pillock will be going along at 60 in the third lane.
Definitely misread "Exacerbated" and was sitting here genuinely concerned and confused for a few seconds..
Any driver who cannot grasp the concept of 'drive on the left' not the middle or outside lane. Them bad boys are for overtaking. The inside lane on the left is where we drive in these green and pleasant lands.
The A2/M2 is possibly the worst road in the country for this
Exacerbated even more in the four lane stretch! there'll be swathes of empty road but some pillock will be going along at 60 in the third lane.
I always wondered why, when 3 lanes or more and the road in front is clear, a driver will drive in the second or third lane, while talking to others at work once about this, one person said he did that, when I asked him why, his reply was," the inside lane is for slow drivers and as I am doing 70, I leave that lane for them". I could not persuade him otherwise
F@cking everything pick the wife up from Bromley south station Woman walks into road on mobile then got the front to f@cking look at me like it's my fault. So onto tesco homesdale road why I'm asking myself popping in for a couple of bits and I know I'm going to be in there for half an hour this is just the f@cking car park. Do the shopping now I don't know about you lot but I put my shopping on the belt and the divider if you choose not to do this and your In front of me my shopping becomes yours. Here's me thinking my wife's bad , woman in front shopping comes to £7.65 can I pay 65p in cash and the rest on the card proceeds with loads of change but suddenly problem with machine and ends up paying by card. My comment of are you going to be much longer as I'm going away for Christmas doesn't go down well. As we come out got the wife saying that's it were selling up and f@cking off Gotta be more to life than this shit.
Any driver who cannot grasp the concept of 'drive on the left' not the middle or outside lane. Them bad boys are for overtaking. The inside lane on the left is where we drive in these green and pleasant lands.
The A2/M2 is possibly the worst road in the country for this
Exacerbated even more in the four lane stretch! there'll be swathes of empty road but some pillock will be going along at 60 in the third lane.
I always wondered why, when 3 lanes or more and the road in front is clear, a driver will drive in the second or third lane, while talking to others at work once about this, one person said he did that, when I asked him why, his reply was," the inside lane is for slow drivers and as I am doing 70, I leave that lane for them". I could not persuade him otherwise
I've been driving for a year, and was on the M25 for only the second time today - blew my mind how many cars I was able to go past by staying in the left hand lane. The majority of people went for the middle lane, but didn't move back over, resulting in slower traffic for them, but a huge open stretch on the inside lane for me. Bizarre.
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She answered what do you think my fanny is?
A money box!
Cashier asks for money
Customs runs round shop coz the forgot summin
Cashier scans item
Cashier asks for money
Customer looks for loyalty card
Cashier scans loyalty card
Cashier asks for money
Customer looks in bag for means of payment
Customer runs out to parcark looking for motor
Customer comes running back in
Customer pays
Customer says how nice the weather has been
Cashier answers
Cashier explains all the special offers printed on back of till receipt
Customs neatly folds it up and puts it in her purse
CUSTOMER THEN STARTS PACKIN HER FUCKIN SHOPPING BAGS
The A2/M2 is possibly the worst road in the country for this
Could explain some wanky driving though.
Woman walks into road on mobile then got the front to f@cking look at me like it's my fault.
So onto tesco homesdale road why I'm asking myself popping in for a couple of bits and I know I'm going to be in there for half an hour this is just the f@cking car park.
Do the shopping now I don't know about you lot but I put my shopping on the belt and the divider if you choose not to do this and your In front of me my shopping becomes yours.
Here's me thinking my wife's bad , woman in front shopping comes to £7.65 can I pay 65p in cash and the rest on the card proceeds with loads of change but suddenly problem with machine and ends up paying by card.
My comment of are you going to be much longer as I'm going away for Christmas doesn't go down well.
As we come out got the wife saying that's it were selling up and f@cking off
Gotta be more to life than this shit.
Pretty sure they tweet a new image every fcuking day.