The ordeal I go through every 2 years when I switch mobile provider.
Call up my current provider. Ask for a PAC. Get transferred to a junior retention team member who spends 20 minutes insisting why their network is better whilst you demand to be given a PAC. Then you get transferred to a senior retention team member who does the same thing, then finally relinquishes the PAC.
Also the call centre is based in Mumbai so the phone line quality is awful and they have incredibly strong accents.
Heston fucking Blumental, gawping at me through his trendily unfashionable specs on every poncy bit of messed about food in Waitrose. If you cooked your chips properly the first time, you wouldn't need to do it thrice. Twat.
Heston fucking Blumental, gawping at me through his trendily unfashionable specs on every poncy bit of messed about food in Waitrose. If you cooked your chips properly the first time, you wouldn't need to do it thrice. Twat.
There was a woman cooking churros at a street market stall earlier on the tv, reckons she's had Michelin Stared chefs struggle to get the right mix and consistency and that it's an art squirting the batter out of the dispenser gadget.
The ordeal I go through every 2 years when I switch mobile provider.
Call up my current provider. Ask for a PAC. Get transferred to a junior retention team member who spends 20 minutes insisting why their network is better whilst you demand to be given a PAC. Then you get transferred to a senior retention team member who does the same thing, then finally relinquishes the PAC.
Also the call centre is based in Mumbai so the phone line quality is awful and they have incredibly strong accents.
People that still throw money away by buying a phone on contract.
The ordeal I go through every 2 years when I switch mobile provider.
Call up my current provider. Ask for a PAC. Get transferred to a junior retention team member who spends 20 minutes insisting why their network is better whilst you demand to be given a PAC. Then you get transferred to a senior retention team member who does the same thing, then finally relinquishes the PAC.
Also the call centre is based in Mumbai so the phone line quality is awful and they have incredibly strong accents.
People that still throw money away by buying a phone on contract.
As opposed to what? Buying it outright? Literally do not know a single person who doesn't have a contract apart from those who use their phone so little there is no point being on anything other than PAYG.
Besides, like almost every other form of contract, you save money by switching provider at the end of your contract, almost no provider offers discounts to existing customers unless you threaten to leave (my current provider in fact offered to more than half my current deal but I was still getting a better deal by moving).
Heston fucking Blumental, gawping at me through his trendily unfashionable specs on every poncy bit of messed about food in Waitrose. If you cooked your chips properly the first time, you wouldn't need to do it thrice. Twat.
I'm going to an event with work this week, Heston Blumental is doing a speech - I'm going to use Liquid Nitrogen on his face on your behalf.
Mrs GA deals with DA in her job, she loves putting her in her place. When you are "put" you know about it, I should know I've been there on a number of occasions.
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Call up my current provider. Ask for a PAC. Get transferred to a junior retention team member who spends 20 minutes insisting why their network is better whilst you demand to be given a PAC. Then you get transferred to a senior retention team member who does the same thing, then finally relinquishes the PAC.
Also the call centre is based in Mumbai so the phone line quality is awful and they have incredibly strong accents.
If you cooked your chips properly the first time, you wouldn't need to do it thrice. Twat.
Fuck off they're just doughnut sticks luv FFS
Bet I'm more useless than you pal
I wonder what kit they have for Burton away.
Watched it this morning and no mention of the 100,000 snowflakes in Trafalgar Square today.
Jimmy Carr's false laugh.
Both men can be entertaining but their laughs edge me towards the change channel button.
Besides, like almost every other form of contract, you save money by switching provider at the end of your contract, almost no provider offers discounts to existing customers unless you threaten to leave (my current provider in fact offered to more than half my current deal but I was still getting a better deal by moving).
(DA, not Mrs GA)