Fifa giving Diego Maradona a role to work towards clean and transparent football!
This well known football cheat has drug addictions and a record for shooting journalists with an air rifle. Is there nobody more suitable to fill this role?
Fifa giving Diego Maradona a role to work towards clean and transparent football!
This well known football cheat has drug addictions and a record for shooting journalists with an air rifle. Is there nobody more suitable to fill this role?
Being that odd shape in between large and extra large shirts. If I get extra large it accommodates the top part, but looks like some poncho further down all billowing out. If I get large it looks like going all right said Fred and an out for an evening in the admiral hardy, soho
Being that odd shape in between large and extra large shirts. If I get extra large it accommodates the top part, but looks like some poncho further down all billowing out. If I get large it looks like going all right said Fred and an out for an evening in the admiral hardy, soho
Being that odd shape in between large and extra large shirts. If I get extra large it accommodates the top part, but looks like some poncho further down all billowing out. If I get large it looks like going all right said Fred and an out for an evening in the admiral hardy, soho
If I get a large shirt it fits my top half but my bottom half hangs out like a belly dancer so I have to go for XL where the length fits me good but the top half is a bit baggy and looks shit - pain in the arse.
It's no wonder I stick to the same couple shirts and t-shirts.
Being that odd shape in between large and extra large shirts. If I get extra large it accommodates the top part, but looks like some poncho further down all billowing out. If I get large it looks like going all right said Fred and an out for an evening in the admiral hardy, soho
Being that odd shape in between large and extra large shirts. If I get extra large it accommodates the top part, but looks like some poncho further down all billowing out. If I get large it looks like going all right said Fred and an out for an evening in the admiral hardy, soho
If I get a large shirt it fits my top half but my bottom half hangs out like a belly dancer so I have to go for XL where the length fits me good but the top half is a bit baggy and looks shit - pain in the arse.
It's no wonder I stick to the same couple shirts and t-shirts.
Can you two not buy some shirts between you and cut them through the middle? Sew em back together and it sounds like you're set.
I've got a big neck, so my work shirts are either too big and i strut about the office like a Georgian dandy, or I have the collar undone. Makes me feel good buying a skinny fit shirt (with an 18" neck) I suppose
When you're getting a coach on a route you do regularly and the coach driver decides they know better and take a stupid route that adds adds to least 15 mins to what should be adds to 40 minute journey!
Being that odd shape in between large and extra large shirts. If I get extra large it accommodates the top part, but looks like some poncho further down all billowing out. If I get large it looks like going all right said Fred and an out for an evening in the admiral hardy, soho
I have the same issue with XXXXXXL and XXXXXL underpants. Nightmare
Being that odd shape in between large and extra large shirts. If I get extra large it accommodates the top part, but looks like some poncho further down all billowing out. If I get large it looks like going all right said Fred and an out for an evening in the admiral hardy, soho
I have the same issue with XXXXXXL and XXXXXL underpants. Nightmare
I have this incredibly sulky teenage boy who lives in our home, he obviously does us a favour by treating everything like shit, doing next to nothing and leaving as many electrical things on as is humanly possible, tomorrow he is doing us another favour by buggering off to Austria for a weeks skiing, all paid for by this mug, still could be worse, at least Charlton have a wonderful benefactor.
Americans saying "like". I was queuing up to get into Green Day at the O2 this week. There were like 2 American teenage girls behind me, who said like at least every ten seconds and it like was really annoying after like a couple of minutes and we were queuing for like 20 minutes and I wanted to like say something to them, but thought like it probably wasn't like a good idea like.
Being that odd shape in between large and extra large shirts. If I get extra large it accommodates the top part, but looks like some poncho further down all billowing out. If I get large it looks like going all right said Fred and an out for an evening in the admiral hardy, soho
I have the same issue with XXXXXXL and XXXXXL underpants. Nightmare
That explains one of the adverts on here for fat fuckers featuring Neil Ruddock advertising sizes L to 8XL.
I just assumed it was @i_b_b_o_r_g doing a bit of clothes shopping
Sky......... Me........ my phone line is playing up can you sort it Sky........ yes but your no longer under contract so you'll have to pay for an engineer. Me .....so, the service I pay for is not working so you want more money to get it working again? Sky.... that is correct, but if you sign a 12 month contract we'll repair it for free Me...... can you put me through to cancellations. Sky Cancellations........ I understand you wish to leave sky, any particular reason. Me........ no one holds me to ransom.
People at ticket machine in train stations. Particularly the ones who spend ages deciding on what ticket they want, then they work out they have to pay for their ticket, and spend the next 5 minutes rooting around for their wallet or purse. Still oblivious to the great big queue of people behind them, they then decide to continue to stand in front of the machine whist putting their wallet or purse away....
People at ticket machine in train stations. Particularly the ones who spend ages deciding on what ticket they want, then they work out they have to pay for their ticket, and spend the next 5 minutes rooting around for their wallet or purse. Still oblivious to the great big queue of people behind them, they then decide to continue to stand in front of the machine whist putting their wallet or purse away....
The rail system that makes understanding fares too difficult for anyone with an IQ of under 200. BTW, rooting has an entirely different meaning in Oz.
The little kids who feature on Chris Evans' Things I Did For The First Time Today phone-in. When Chris says 'mark yourself out of ten' he means just that. So stop saying 'one million billion and seven'. It's just stupid and you're being a little div.
The little kids who feature on Chris Evans' Things I Did For The First Time Today phone-in. When Chris says 'mark yourself out of ten' he means just that. So stop saying 'one million billion and seven'. It's just stupid and you're being a little div.
There's a programme on CBeebies called 'I Can Cook'. Sometimes the presenter asks them to rate it out of ten.
Katy: What would you give today, out of ten? Jimmy: Ten Katy: And what about you? Sarah: Nine Katy: NINE?! I'd give today TEN THOUSAND TRILLION!!!!
Why set the parameters of the rating system in the first place if you're gonna do that?
Katy needs sacking then, terrible example. Shunt her off to Skegness Butlins to spend the rest of her days entertaining the fat, shittily-dressed offspring of northern Jeremy Kyle Show reject types.
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This well known football cheat has drug addictions and a record for shooting journalists with an air rifle. Is there nobody more suitable to fill this role?
It's no wonder I stick to the same couple shirts and t-shirts.
Sew em back together and it sounds like you're set.
Why?!?!???????
A hell of a lot of things seem to annoy you mate.....
Aids song
I was queuing up to get into Green Day at the O2 this week. There were like 2 American teenage girls behind me, who said like at least every ten seconds and it like was really annoying after like a couple of minutes and we were queuing for like 20 minutes and I wanted to like say something to them, but thought like it probably wasn't like a good idea like.
I just assumed it was @i_b_b_o_r_g doing a bit of clothes shopping
Me........ my phone line is playing up can you sort it
Sky........ yes but your no longer under contract so you'll have to pay for an engineer.
Me .....so, the service I pay for is not working so you want more money to get it working again?
Sky.... that is correct, but if you sign a 12 month contract we'll repair it for free
Me...... can you put me through to cancellations.
Sky Cancellations........ I understand you wish to leave sky, any particular reason.
Me........ no one holds me to ransom.
Katy: What would you give today, out of ten?
Jimmy: Ten
Katy: And what about you?
Sarah: Nine
Katy: NINE?! I'd give today TEN THOUSAND TRILLION!!!!
Why set the parameters of the rating system in the first place if you're gonna do that?