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  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    I vote for Katrien Meire, as long as it is a full time role.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,419

    Fifa giving Diego Maradona a role to work towards clean and transparent football!

    This well known football cheat has drug addictions and a record for shooting journalists with an air rifle. Is there nobody more suitable to fill this role?

    Joey Barton still plays. ;)
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,255
    Being that odd shape in between large and extra large shirts. If I get extra large it accommodates the top part, but looks like some poncho further down all billowing out. If I get large it looks like going all right said Fred and an out for an evening in the admiral hardy, soho
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    cabbles said:

    Being that odd shape in between large and extra large shirts. If I get extra large it accommodates the top part, but looks like some poncho further down all billowing out. If I get large it looks like going all right said Fred and an out for an evening in the admiral hardy, soho

    Similar issue between small and medium :lol:
  • cabbles said:

    Being that odd shape in between large and extra large shirts. If I get extra large it accommodates the top part, but looks like some poncho further down all billowing out. If I get large it looks like going all right said Fred and an out for an evening in the admiral hardy, soho

    If I get a large shirt it fits my top half but my bottom half hangs out like a belly dancer so I have to go for XL where the length fits me good but the top half is a bit baggy and looks shit - pain in the arse. :neutral:

    It's no wonder I stick to the same couple shirts and t-shirts.
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,102
    cabbles said:

    Being that odd shape in between large and extra large shirts. If I get extra large it accommodates the top part, but looks like some poncho further down all billowing out. If I get large it looks like going all right said Fred and an out for an evening in the admiral hardy, soho

    cabbles said:

    Being that odd shape in between large and extra large shirts. If I get extra large it accommodates the top part, but looks like some poncho further down all billowing out. If I get large it looks like going all right said Fred and an out for an evening in the admiral hardy, soho

    If I get a large shirt it fits my top half but my bottom half hangs out like a belly dancer so I have to go for XL where the length fits me good but the top half is a bit baggy and looks shit - pain in the arse. :neutral:

    It's no wonder I stick to the same couple shirts and t-shirts.
    Can you two not buy some shirts between you and cut them through the middle?
    Sew em back together and it sounds like you're set.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    I've got a big neck, so my work shirts are either too big and i strut about the office like a Georgian dandy, or I have the collar undone. Makes me feel good buying a skinny fit shirt (with an 18" neck) I suppose
  • When you're getting a coach on a route you do regularly and the coach driver decides they know better and take a stupid route that adds adds to least 15 mins to what should be adds to 40 minute journey!

    Why?!?!???????
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    edited February 2017
    cabbles said:

    Being that odd shape in between large and extra large shirts. If I get extra large it accommodates the top part, but looks like some poncho further down all billowing out. If I get large it looks like going all right said Fred and an out for an evening in the admiral hardy, soho

    I have the same issue with XXXXXXL and XXXXXL underpants. Nightmare
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,741
    @cantersaddick

    A hell of a lot of things seem to annoy you mate..... :smiley:
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  • @cantersaddick

    A hell of a lot of things seem to annoy you mate..... :smiley:

    Haha its true. I do sweat the small stuff a bit too much. Always being told I need to lighten up!
  • "Since I was Young"

    Aids song
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885

    @cantersaddick

    A hell of a lot of things seem to annoy you mate..... :smiley:

    Haha its true. I do sweat the small stuff a bit too much. Always being told I need to lighten up!
    Ok @cantersaddick pull yourself together you look like a pair of curtains and lighten up :wink:
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,853



    cabbles said:

    Being that odd shape in between large and extra large shirts. If I get extra large it accommodates the top part, but looks like some poncho further down all billowing out. If I get large it looks like going all right said Fred and an out for an evening in the admiral hardy, soho

    I have the same issue with XXXXXXL and XXXXXL underpants. Nightmare
    That's your big arse that is.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,006

    I have this incredibly sulky teenage boy who lives in our home, he obviously does us a favour by treating everything like shit, doing next to nothing and leaving as many electrical things on as is humanly possible, tomorrow he is doing us another favour by buggering off to Austria for a weeks skiing, all paid for by this mug, still could be worse, at least Charlton have a wonderful benefactor.

    Yeah, I've got one of those. He's 25 next week.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,006
    edited February 2017
    Americans saying "like".
    I was queuing up to get into Green Day at the O2 this week. There were like 2 American teenage girls behind me, who said like at least every ten seconds and it like was really annoying after like a couple of minutes and we were queuing for like 20 minutes and I wanted to like say something to them, but thought like it probably wasn't like a good idea like.
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    edited February 2017



    cabbles said:

    Being that odd shape in between large and extra large shirts. If I get extra large it accommodates the top part, but looks like some poncho further down all billowing out. If I get large it looks like going all right said Fred and an out for an evening in the admiral hardy, soho

    I have the same issue with XXXXXXL and XXXXXL underpants. Nightmare
    That explains one of the adverts on here for fat fuckers featuring Neil Ruddock advertising sizes L to 8XL.

    I just assumed it was @i_b_b_o_r_g doing a bit of clothes shopping
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,419
    Sky.........
    Me........ my phone line is playing up can you sort it
    Sky........ yes but your no longer under contract so you'll have to pay for an engineer.
    Me .....so, the service I pay for is not working so you want more money to get it working again?
    Sky.... that is correct, but if you sign a 12 month contract we'll repair it for free
    Me...... can you put me through to cancellations.
    Sky Cancellations........ I understand you wish to leave sky, any particular reason.
    Me........ no one holds me to ransom.
  • Snow
  • The lack of 3 points on Saturday.
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited February 2017
    People at ticket machine in train stations. Particularly the ones who spend ages deciding on what ticket they want, then they work out they have to pay for their ticket, and spend the next 5 minutes rooting around for their wallet or purse. Still oblivious to the great big queue of people behind them, they then decide to continue to stand in front of the machine whist putting their wallet or purse away....
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,024
    Absolutely sick of hearing about bloody La La Land. Even its stupid title makes me want to puke.
  • Stig said:

    Absolutely sick of hearing about bloody La La Land. Even its stupid title makes me want to puke.

    Wait till the Oscars, if you think that's the last you've heard of it. Then my friend you must be living in .... La La Land.
  • People at ticket machine in train stations. Particularly the ones who spend ages deciding on what ticket they want, then they work out they have to pay for their ticket, and spend the next 5 minutes rooting around for their wallet or purse. Still oblivious to the great big queue of people behind them, they then decide to continue to stand in front of the machine whist putting their wallet or purse away....

    The rail system that makes understanding fares too difficult for anyone with an IQ of under 200. BTW, rooting has an entirely different meaning in Oz.
  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    Family members who book 6am flights in the week and then want you to give them a lift to the airport
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,229
    Family members who have not heard of taxi and minicab companies.
  • The little kids who feature on Chris Evans' Things I Did For The First Time Today phone-in. When Chris says 'mark yourself out of ten' he means just that. So stop saying 'one million billion and seven'. It's just stupid and you're being a little div.
  • The little kids who feature on Chris Evans' Things I Did For The First Time Today phone-in. When Chris says 'mark yourself out of ten' he means just that. So stop saying 'one million billion and seven'. It's just stupid and you're being a little div.

    There's a programme on CBeebies called 'I Can Cook'. Sometimes the presenter asks them to rate it out of ten.

    Katy: What would you give today, out of ten?
    Jimmy: Ten
    Katy: And what about you?
    Sarah: Nine
    Katy: NINE?! I'd give today TEN THOUSAND TRILLION!!!!

    Why set the parameters of the rating system in the first place if you're gonna do that?
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    edited February 2017
    Katy needs sacking then, terrible example. Shunt her off to Skegness Butlins to spend the rest of her days entertaining the fat, shittily-dressed offspring of northern Jeremy Kyle Show reject types.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051

    Katy needs sacking then, terrible example. Shunt her off to Skegness Butlins to spend the rest of her days I say.

    Why delay the inevitable. You could stick her in the kitchen if she didn't wildly overstate her own ability. Just as well the show isn't called I Can Count. The numtums would kick her aris
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