Its not funny, its an awful trait and if you've got somewhere better to be then fuck off there.
That'll be me mum. Having been told leaving for a party at 7. Would be 6.45 and mum would shout out will finish cutting the lawn, run the Hoover round then get in the bath
If the above was me... I'd be told @ 6:45pm I have to be at a party for 7pm, I'd cut the lawn, run the hoover round the house and still manage to get to the party at about 6:30pm (Yes I did write that as I meant to)
Facebook suggestions. Eg. You have shown an interest in Charlton Athletic. You may also like Millwall, Crystal Palace. You like the Washington Redskins you may also like Dallas Cowboys.
Can you imagine for @DaveMehmet. You have shown an interest in girls. You may also like Lady Boys!
Facebook suggestions. Eg. You have shown an interest in Charlton Athletic. You may also like Millwall, Crystal Palace. You like the Washington Redskins you may also like Dallas Cowboys.
Can you imagine for @DaveMehmet. You have shown an interest in Lady Boys. You may also like other Lady Boys!
The roads around where I live in Strood are quite small and with no driveway parking in many of the roads, the cars are parked either side of the respective road meaning that you've got to give way where possible when cars are coming towards you.
Bloody annoys me then when your trying to get out in the morning and someone has stopped their car in the road whilst they drop something off or pick someone up... Fair enough it cant be helped in some situations but when there is a space to actually park in just a little way down the road then bloody well park there rather than block the whole road!!
The roads around where I live in Strood are quite small and with no driveway parking in many of the roads, the cars are parked either side of the respective road meaning that you've got to give way where possible when cars are coming towards you.
Bloody annoys me then when your trying to get out in the morning and someone has stopped their car in the road whilst they drop something off or pick someone up... Fair enough it cant be helped in some situations but when there is a space to actually park in just a little way down the road then bloody well park there rather than block the whole road!!
The roads around where I live in Strood are quite small and with no driveway parking in many of the roads, the cars are parked either side of the respective road meaning that you've got to give way where possible when cars are coming towards you.
Bloody annoys me then when your trying to get out in the morning and someone has stopped their car in the road whilst they drop something off or pick someone up... Fair enough it cant be helped in some situations but when there is a space to actually park in just a little way down the road then bloody well park there rather than block the whole road!!
Don't ever drive around rural France mate
Same in Ireland. Whilst living there the number of times I had to stop whilst 2 cars blocked the road as the drivers had a chat was daily. Took a while to slip into accepting that. But eventually just expected it and didn't fume. London time and pace is mental.
The generic 'Footy Bible' posts you'll see on Social Media about 100 times today.
'Sorry Love, no Valentines Day today, Champions League's back'
#LADS
Yep...and you know they will all be sobbing themselves to sleep with a pot noodle and a wank whilst the rest of us are recreating the last days of Rome before watching the highlights.
Not sure if it's already been mentioned but that British Gas advert with the penguin in annoys me. On the radio advert I hear a women talking and making out she understands what Wilber is saying, when I don’t have a bloody clue. I hate the noise it makes and if she can talk to animals, then she's in the wrong job:)
The generic 'Footy Bible' posts you'll see on Social Media about 100 times today.
'Sorry Love, no Valentines Day today, Champions League's back'
#LADS
Yep...and you know they will all be sobbing themselves to sleep with a pot noodle and a wank whilst the rest of us are recreating the last days of Rome before watching the highlights.
Is there any kind of dehydrated savoury snack sommelier on here to suggest what type of Pot Noodle would be best matched with a wank?
When I back from Annual Leave, go to sit down at my desk and find that my Office chair settings have been messed around with.
Fair enough people are going to sit here occasionally to talk to the people either side of me but dont piss around with my chair, I'm tall, I'm lanky which means I get bad backs and one of those causes will be if my chair isnt setup properly!!
The whole Valentines Day thing, social medial, email accounts and apps on my phone, telling me Happy Valentines Day and asking me if I want to send a special message to anyone. It's so contrived and I could never put into words how much I hate it.
Made a fucking killing on cards and boxed chocolates in my shop up Grove Park BR Station at the time though
When I back from Annual Leave, go to sick down at my desk and find that my Office chair settings have been messed around with.
Fair enough people are going to sit here occasionally to talk to the people either side of me but dont piss around with my chair, I'm tall, I'm lanky which means I get bad backs and one of those causes will be if my chair isnt setup properly!!
You got back from holiday and were immediately sick on your desk?! Food poisoning?
When I back from Annual Leave, go to sick down at my desk and find that my Office chair settings have been messed around with.
Fair enough people are going to sit here occasionally to talk to the people either side of me but dont piss around with my chair, I'm tall, I'm lanky which means I get bad backs and one of those causes will be if my chair isnt setup properly!!
You got back from holiday and were immediately sick on your desk?! Food poisoning?
The whole Valentines Day thing, social medial, email accounts and apps on my phone, telling me Happy Valentines Day and asking me if I want to send a special message to anyone. It's so contrived and I could never put into words how much I hate it.
Made a fucking killing on cards and boxed chocolates in my shop up Grove Park BR Station at the time though
Didn't know you had a shop in Grove Park you have never mentioned it.
The generic 'Footy Bible' posts you'll see on Social Media about 100 times today.
'Sorry Love, no Valentines Day today, Champions League's back'
#LADS
Yep...and you know they will all be sobbing themselves to sleep with a pot noodle and a wank whilst the rest of us are recreating the last days of Rome before watching the highlights.
Is there any kind of dehydrated savoury snack sommelier on here to suggest what type of Pot Noodle would be best matched with a wank?
Half term week. Parents who are non commuters during a "normal week". as soon as half term comes they come out in force and travel during rush hour with double buggys....they don't bother folding them up and leave them in train doorways so nobody else can get on the train.
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The same people that have moan up or bombard you with phone calls and texts if you have the audacity to be 5 mins late yourself.
Get out your own arse.
Can you imagine for @DaveMehmet. You have shown an interest in girls. You may also like Lady Boys!
Bloody annoys me then when your trying to get out in the morning and someone has stopped their car in the road whilst they drop something off or pick someone up... Fair enough it cant be helped in some situations but when there is a space to actually park in just a little way down the road then bloody well park there rather than block the whole road!!
But eventually just expected it and didn't fume.
London time and pace is mental.
'Sorry Love, no Valentines Day today, Champions League's back'
#LADS
Fair enough people are going to sit here occasionally to talk to the people either side of me but dont piss around with my chair, I'm tall, I'm lanky which means I get bad backs and one of those causes will be if my chair isnt setup properly!!
Made a fucking killing on cards and boxed chocolates in my shop up Grove Park BR Station at the time though
Me: What film do you want to watch?
Her: Oh, I don't mind, you pick something.
(*Morgan Freeman voice-over*): But she did mind...
The sport is a circus.
Joke fight.