General things that Annoy you
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Were you trying to fist her?DaveMehmet said:
Was so squashed I couldn't move my f*****g arm.ricky_otto said:
You should have done what you normally do in public - crack one off.DaveMehmet said:The fat cow sat next to me on the train to Manchester taking up half my seat as well as hers. Part of me felt sorry for her being so big but she's spent the whole journey so far stuffing her fat face. I suppose I should be grateful as her friend sitting opposite is even bigger. Obviously, there's no other free seats for me to move to.
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My missus phoning me from the toilet of a train to Manchester in tears telling me some bloke taking up half the seat on the train, reading Razzle with one hand and the other hand down the front of his strides. The remnants of a takeaway down the front of shirt and staring at her sister. WTF, am I meant to do about it.
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Mate, I would have been up to my elbow before I could have touched the sides.cafcdave123 said:
Were you trying to fist her?DaveMehmet said:
Was so squashed I couldn't move my f*****g arm.ricky_otto said:
You should have done what you normally do in public - crack one off.DaveMehmet said:The fat cow sat next to me on the train to Manchester taking up half my seat as well as hers. Part of me felt sorry for her being so big but she's spent the whole journey so far stuffing her fat face. I suppose I should be grateful as her friend sitting opposite is even bigger. Obviously, there's no other free seats for me to move to.
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No idea why they annoy me but the stupid hi vis jackets motorcyclists wear, with "polite" on the back.
Deliberately made to look like they say police with a quick glance.
Almost positive if I had/needed one I would think they were an awesome idea but I don't, so I don't.
Same thing outside schools etc they have the sign boards "polite" same design as police too.4 -
Same thing with those at stations or stadiums who wear hi-viz jackets with POLICE in large letters then underneath in tiny letters 'liaison officer'.stackitsteve said:No idea why they annoy me but the stupid hi vis jackets motorcyclists wear, with "polite" on the back.
Deliberately made to look like they say police with a quick glance.
Almost positive if I had/needed one I would think they were an awesome idea but I don't, so I don't.
Same thing outside schools etc they have the sign boards "polite" same design as police too.
What use are they? Run up and tell them you think a woman is being attacked behind the wheelie bins "Sorry, can't help but I'll liaise with someone who can."
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We are in the UK, my missus has been waiting 9 months for an operation. On Monday she was called by Faro hospital to say they can do it on the 22nd ( great, we return on the 20th). Then to be told she needs to come in tomorrow (i.e yesterday) to have pre-op tests because it's been so long the ones she already had are out of date. Can we have new dates? No, they will call again, eventually...
Being on holiday and coming down with the worst cold I have had in years.
Still not got a job.
Missing first Addicks home game (while in the UK) for 13 years, on principle.
Life's a big bundle of fun right now...
I know there's a lot worse off than us. But it's bloody annoying.4 -
Sorry to hear that Perry.3
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Best wishes to Karen and yourself mate. Hope the hospital appointment can be sorted.Algarveaddick said:We are in the UK, my missus has been waiting 9 months for an operation. On Monday she was called by Faro hospital to say they can do it on the 22nd ( great, we return on the 20th). Then to be told she needs to come in tomorrow (i.e yesterday) to have pre-op tests because it's been so long the ones she already had are out of date. Can we have new dates? No, they will call again, eventually...
Being on holiday and coming down with the worst cold I have had in years.
Still not got a job.
Missing first Addicks home game (while in the UK) for 13 years, on principle.
Life's a big bundle of fun right now...
I know there's a lot worse off than us. But it's bloody annoying.1 -
that arsenal fan tv - saw a snippet this morning - " the board are a disgrace we have an owner with no ambition" yeah pal try dealing with these cunts week in week out.2
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palarsehater said:
that arsenal fan tv - saw a snippet this morning - " the board are a disgrace we have an owner with no ambition" yeah pal try dealing with these cunts week in week out.
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Sorry to hear all that P. Give my best to K.Algarveaddick said:We are in the UK, my missus has been waiting 9 months for an operation. On Monday she was called by Faro hospital to say they can do it on the 22nd ( great, we return on the 20th). Then to be told she needs to come in tomorrow (i.e yesterday) to have pre-op tests because it's been so long the ones she already had are out of date. Can we have new dates? No, they will call again, eventually...
Being on holiday and coming down with the worst cold I have had in years.
Still not got a job.
Missing first Addicks home game (while in the UK) for 13 years, on principle.
Life's a big bundle of fun right now...
I know there's a lot worse off than us. But it's bloody annoying.1 -
Bar staff in Weatherspoons. Guinness £3.25 and handed over £5.25.
She gives me £1.50 change. I said that's not right I gave you £5.25. Oh sorry she says I should have given you £1.75.
No says I, it's £5.25 minus £3.25. Sorry she says I'm not very good at maths. Ffs.10 -
How big were her tits?Covered End said:Bar staff in Weatherspoons. Guinness £3.25 and handed over £5.25.
She gives me £1.50 change. I said that's not right I gave you £5.25. Oh sorry she says I should have given you £1.75.
No says I, it's £5.25 minus £3.25. Sorry she says I'm not very good at maths. Ffs.17 -
My missus has just phoned me from her new job in weatherspoons!! .......... 8
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Your Missus gets about a bit dont she...?T.C.E said:My missus has just phoned me from her new job in weatherspoons!! ..........
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The Hairy Bikers1
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She said she'll see you in the morningT.C.E said:My missus has just phoned me from her new job in weatherspoons!! ..........
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When you give the bartender an order and he stands there like a prize plum instead of starting to pour the drinks. Even worse when you've ordered a Guinness or with someone who wants a coffee. Get a move on you scrote! If I pay first then you pour the drink and it's off then paying first was a bit silly.0
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That blooming hold music on the telephone while waiting to be connected to TFL customer services.0
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Bar men who turn round from the till to a packed bar and ask 'Who's next?'
It's your job to know, twat.
( I seem to become invisible when I'm holding a £20 note)8 -
A Scotsmans dream! Lucky bastardIdleHans said:Bar men who turn round from the till to a packed bar and ask 'Who's next?'
It's your job to know, twat.
( I seem to become invisible when I'm holding a £20 note)3 -
Shit dates. 2 in a row, last night and tonight. That, plus fucking Oldham on tuesday, plus work, plus the 2-0 defeat at Rochdale tomorrow0
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it's probably you then mate.cabbles said:Shit dates. 2 in a row, last night and tonight. That, plus fucking Oldham on tuesday, plus work, plus the 2-0 defeat at Rochdale tomorrow
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That Foster's "held my breath for nine minutes" thing. Try 10 minutes with my foot on your head you bell4
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Every light , tv and anything that can be switched on is on, means only one thing, no.1 son is home.8
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That Betvictor's "betboost" offer ALWAYS loses0
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The constant overuse of the word "iconic"1
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60 minute make over. I can't put a door handle on in an hour but they manage a whole house.
It's a nonsense.1 -
This winds me up so much. Everyone at the bar is usually partially aware of what order they are in but there's always a couple chancers who will happily jump to the front if the barman says 'who's next?'. It's not that hard to keep an eye on it.IdleHans said:Bar men who turn round from the till to a packed bar and ask 'Who's next?'
It's your job to know, twat.
( I seem to become invisible when I'm holding a £20 note)
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