The fat cow sat next to me on the train to Manchester taking up half my seat as well as hers. Part of me felt sorry for her being so big but she's spent the whole journey so far stuffing her fat face. I suppose I should be grateful as her friend sitting opposite is even bigger. Obviously, there's no other free seats for me to move to.
You should have done what you normally do in public - crack one off.
Was so squashed I couldn't move my f*****g arm.
Why werent you a Gentleman then and asked for her help... Could have given her some exercise!!
The fat cow sat next to me on the train to Manchester taking up half my seat as well as hers. Part of me felt sorry for her being so big but she's spent the whole journey so far stuffing her fat face. I suppose I should be grateful as her friend sitting opposite is even bigger. Obviously, there's no other free seats for me to move to.
You should have done what you normally do in public - crack one off.
My missus phoning me from the toilet of a train to Manchester in tears telling me some bloke taking up half the seat on the train, reading Razzle with one hand and the other hand down the front of his strides. The remnants of a takeaway down the front of shirt and staring at her sister. WTF, am I meant to do about it.
The fat cow sat next to me on the train to Manchester taking up half my seat as well as hers. Part of me felt sorry for her being so big but she's spent the whole journey so far stuffing her fat face. I suppose I should be grateful as her friend sitting opposite is even bigger. Obviously, there's no other free seats for me to move to.
You should have done what you normally do in public - crack one off.
Was so squashed I couldn't move my f*****g arm.
Were you trying to fist her?
Mate, I would have been up to my elbow before I could have touched the sides.
No idea why they annoy me but the stupid hi vis jackets motorcyclists wear, with "polite" on the back. Deliberately made to look like they say police with a quick glance.
Almost positive if I had/needed one I would think they were an awesome idea but I don't, so I don't.
Same thing outside schools etc they have the sign boards "polite" same design as police too.
No idea why they annoy me but the stupid hi vis jackets motorcyclists wear, with "polite" on the back. Deliberately made to look like they say police with a quick glance.
Almost positive if I had/needed one I would think they were an awesome idea but I don't, so I don't.
Same thing outside schools etc they have the sign boards "polite" same design as police too.
Same thing with those at stations or stadiums who wear hi-viz jackets with POLICE in large letters then underneath in tiny letters 'liaison officer'.
What use are they? Run up and tell them you think a woman is being attacked behind the wheelie bins "Sorry, can't help but I'll liaise with someone who can."
We are in the UK, my missus has been waiting 9 months for an operation. On Monday she was called by Faro hospital to say they can do it on the 22nd ( great, we return on the 20th). Then to be told she needs to come in tomorrow (i.e yesterday) to have pre-op tests because it's been so long the ones she already had are out of date. Can we have new dates? No, they will call again, eventually...
Being on holiday and coming down with the worst cold I have had in years.
Still not got a job.
Missing first Addicks home game (while in the UK) for 13 years, on principle.
Life's a big bundle of fun right now...
I know there's a lot worse off than us. But it's bloody annoying.
We are in the UK, my missus has been waiting 9 months for an operation. On Monday she was called by Faro hospital to say they can do it on the 22nd ( great, we return on the 20th). Then to be told she needs to come in tomorrow (i.e yesterday) to have pre-op tests because it's been so long the ones she already had are out of date. Can we have new dates? No, they will call again, eventually...
Being on holiday and coming down with the worst cold I have had in years.
Still not got a job.
Missing first Addicks home game (while in the UK) for 13 years, on principle.
Life's a big bundle of fun right now...
I know there's a lot worse off than us. But it's bloody annoying.
Best wishes to Karen and yourself mate. Hope the hospital appointment can be sorted.
that arsenal fan tv - saw a snippet this morning - " the board are a disgrace we have an owner with no ambition" yeah pal try dealing with these cunts week in week out.
that arsenal fan tv - saw a snippet this morning - " the board are a disgrace we have an owner with no ambition" yeah pal try dealing with these cunts week in week out.
We are in the UK, my missus has been waiting 9 months for an operation. On Monday she was called by Faro hospital to say they can do it on the 22nd ( great, we return on the 20th). Then to be told she needs to come in tomorrow (i.e yesterday) to have pre-op tests because it's been so long the ones she already had are out of date. Can we have new dates? No, they will call again, eventually...
Being on holiday and coming down with the worst cold I have had in years.
Still not got a job.
Missing first Addicks home game (while in the UK) for 13 years, on principle.
Life's a big bundle of fun right now...
I know there's a lot worse off than us. But it's bloody annoying.
Bar staff in Weatherspoons. Guinness £3.25 and handed over £5.25. She gives me £1.50 change. I said that's not right I gave you £5.25. Oh sorry she says I should have given you £1.75. No says I, it's £5.25 minus £3.25. Sorry she says I'm not very good at maths. Ffs.
Bar staff in Weatherspoons. Guinness £3.25 and handed over £5.25. She gives me £1.50 change. I said that's not right I gave you £5.25. Oh sorry she says I should have given you £1.75. No says I, it's £5.25 minus £3.25. Sorry she says I'm not very good at maths. Ffs.
When you give the bartender an order and he stands there like a prize plum instead of starting to pour the drinks. Even worse when you've ordered a Guinness or with someone who wants a coffee. Get a move on you scrote! If I pay first then you pour the drink and it's off then paying first was a bit silly.
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Deliberately made to look like they say police with a quick glance.
Almost positive if I had/needed one I would think they were an awesome idea but I don't, so I don't.
Same thing outside schools etc they have the sign boards "polite" same design as police too.
What use are they? Run up and tell them you think a woman is being attacked behind the wheelie bins "Sorry, can't help but I'll liaise with someone who can."
Morons.
Being on holiday and coming down with the worst cold I have had in years.
Still not got a job.
Missing first Addicks home game (while in the UK) for 13 years, on principle.
Life's a big bundle of fun right now...
I know there's a lot worse off than us. But it's bloody annoying.
She gives me £1.50 change. I said that's not right I gave you £5.25. Oh sorry she says I should have given you £1.75.
No says I, it's £5.25 minus £3.25. Sorry she says I'm not very good at maths. Ffs.
It's your job to know, twat.
( I seem to become invisible when I'm holding a £20 note)
It's a nonsense.