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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Greenie said:
    I’m sitting on Capobino beach near Marbella, lovely day, a few cold beers, chilled out, bloody lovely......UNTIL..... the beach bar DJ fires up the PA and starts playing a load of old moronic DOF DOF DOF noises masquerading as music, while trying to sound hip and cool! Why? If I want to hear such shit I’ll go to a club. It’s a beach FFS.
    What was amusing was the amount of people who reached for their earphones as soon is this insult to music started playing records to us! Toss rag!



  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    golfaddick said:
    Gravesend_Addick said:
    Bargain hunt 

    So called experts convince members of the public to buy a load of old toot.  Then,  when it goes to auction, it always makes a loss. The team that have lost the least is then declared the winner & everyone celebrates like they've just won the world cup. 

    Awful show!
    Have to agree. It seems the object of the show is to be the team that loses the least amount of money........OUR money. We fund this programme. 
    And buying retail to sell at auction?

    Item priced at £10
    Knock the stall holder down to £8
    Sell at auction for £10 if they're lucky
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,026
    snowinberlin said:
    The complete fuckwit contestants who can't answer the easiest questions ever on Tipping Point.  You wonder how they even get dressed in the morning and live
    Like practically everything else on ITV it is specifically designed to make thick people feel better about their lives as they can laugh at even thicker people. Best avoided if at all possible.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    edited July 2019
    Just to confirm

    It's Konsa, Harriott and Bielik

    Not Konsah, Harriet and Beilik

    I hate you all that keep misspelling our player names, whether they be past or present.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    Dazzler21 said:
    Just to confirm

    It's Konsa, Harriot and Bielik

    Not Konsah, Harriet and Beilik

    I hate you all that keep misspelling our player names, whether they be past or present.
    Actually its Harriott
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    That Dazzler21 is a right annoying melon.
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    Dazzler21 said:
    That Dazzler21 is a right annoying melon.
    You are right there Dizzler21  :)
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,968
    Paul Ince on the radio. Not only is he totally devoid of insight, his distion is abysmal - he doesnt even pronounce the first 'n' in Man United, clearly his very favourite phrase.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    IdleHans said:
    Paul Ince on the radio. Not only is he totally devoid of insight, his distion is abysmal - he doesnt even pronounce the first 'n' in Man United, clearly his very favourite phrase.
    *diction
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,968
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    IdleHans said:
    Paul Ince on the radio. Not only is he totally devoid of insight, his distion is abysmal - he doesnt even pronounce the first 'n' in Man United, clearly his very favourite phrase.
    *diction
    FFS
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  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    IdleHans said:
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    IdleHans said:
    Paul Ince on the radio. Not only is he totally devoid of insight, his distion is abysmal - he doesnt even pronounce the first 'n' in Man United, clearly his very favourite phrase.
    *diction
    FFS
    That's easy for you to say
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,680
    Maybe this should go on the getting old thread, but why aren't rescue dogs called rescued dogs?

    I was casually listening to the tv when they announced that Gizmo the rescue dog had been carried off by a seagull.  My brain immediately (well quite quickly) formed an image of a St Bernard/Alsatian being wafted away by a giant seagull.  A glance up revealed that Gizmo was basically a short eared rabbit.  My next thought was, what on earth does he rescue? 

    Anyway I hope that Gizmo is safe and gets rescue again.




  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,968
    Lyall Taylor.




    It's Lyle, FFS.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,628
    IdleHans said:
    Lyall Taylor.




    It's Lyle, FFS.
    Never seen it spelt the first way ever. Must be just you.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    Getting up at 03.30 to exercise my dogs only for all of them to as good as say, you can feck off have you seen the time. Then not being able to to return to sleep myself. 😩🐕
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    T_C_E said:
    Getting up at 03.30 to exercise my dogs only for all of them to as good as say, you can feck off have you seen the time. Then not being able to to return to sleep myself. 😩🐕

    That's ruff mate
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    T_C_E said:
    Getting up at 03.30 to exercise my dogs only for all of them to as good as say, you can feck off have you seen the time. Then not being able to to return to sleep myself. 😩🐕
    Must be barking
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
    When reading a book it really annoys me when an asterisk or number appears somewhere in the sentence or paragraph.

    Which means I either ignore it but wonder if I’ve missed something intrinsic or I spend my whole time continually looking them up in the appendix and so continually losing my concentration on what’s being read!

    The current book I’m reading is littered with them!😾
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    That there's currently a thread facilitating CL's military strategists, Middle East historians and the many apparent members of the diplomatic core ongoing on the main site. But if you want to discuss the floppy haired, lying, twonk about to be announced as the man to sort it out you're shuffled off to the backwaters of the site where you're not even allowed to quote each other.

    I'm so furious might even ask for my money back... 

    :-p
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    As I couldn’t find the “general things you find pretty fucking minging” thread, it’s going on here.

    people taking their tops off on busy train journeys, can barely move on my train tonight and you have people pressed up against top less sweaty fuckers.
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,026
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:
    T_C_E said:
    Getting up at 03.30 to exercise my dogs only for all of them to as good as say, you can feck off have you seen the time. Then not being able to to return to sleep myself. 😩🐕
    Must be barking
    I'm gonna have to paws for thought on that one.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    cafcdave123 said:
    As I couldn’t find the “general things you find pretty fucking minging” thread, it’s going on here.

    people taking their tops off on busy train journeys, can barely move on my train tonight and you have people pressed up against top less sweaty fuckers.
    Any of them birds?
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,680
    The new low calorie Cadbury bar has 30% less sugar, but is 22% smaller.  Needless to say the price remains the same.   
  • Stuart_the_Red
    Stuart_the_Red Posts: 1,851
    cafcdave123 said:
    As I couldn’t find the “general things you find pretty fucking minging” thread, it’s going on here.

    people taking their tops off on busy train journeys, can barely move on my train tonight and you have people pressed up against top less sweaty fuckers.
    Why men in general find it necessary to take their tops of when the temperature rises above 21*C.
    You see them here on Sunday mornings wandering around the market! Quite puts me off my aperitif!
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    edited July 2019
    Some people find it annoying when grown men wear football shirts... 


    But i fricken despise grown men going topless in public. Just chuck a vest on if you're that hot. 

    Nobody wants to see you topless... Also it's always skinny little twiglets or uber fat bastards and they all think they're either 'Ard' or look good?
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    cafcdave123 said:
    As I couldn’t find the “general things you find pretty fucking minging” thread, it’s going on here.

    people taking their tops off on busy train journeys, can barely move on my train tonight and you have people pressed up against top less sweaty fuckers.
    Sign of the times - natural progression in the "You should be able to wear what you like" school of thought (i.e. pajamas to go down the shops, job interviews in casual wear...). ;)    
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,026
    Stuart the Red said:
    cafcdave123 said:
    As I couldn’t find the “general things you find pretty fucking minging” thread, it’s going on here.

    people taking their tops off on busy train journeys, can barely move on my train tonight and you have people pressed up against top less sweaty fuckers.
    Why men in general find it necessary to take their tops of when the temperature rises above 21*C.
    You see them here on Sunday mornings wandering around the market! Quite puts me off my aperitif!
    Why women don't!
  • 5_12_2004at1752
    5_12_2004at1752 Posts: 102
    Any photo on Facebook which is postfaced with "I bet I don't get one share"
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    5_12_2004at1752 said:
    Any photo on Facebook which is postfaced with "I bet I don't get one share"
    Yep, usually followed by some racists or otherwise misinformed guff
  • 9goalswentpastperry
    9goalswentpastperry Posts: 1,109
    5_12_2004at1752 said:
    Any photo on Facebook which is postfaced with "I bet I don't get one share"
    Post a pic of what happened in Croydon at 17:52 on Dec 5th 2004 and you won't be begging for shares. They'll more than pour forth. 
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