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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,150

    Agreed... 




    ;)
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    If we start with jokes about politicians who are not everyone’s vessel of beverage of choice, we will soon be removed to the House of Commoners/Lords/independent judiciary/bishops contributions to Charlton Life threads
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,022
    edited September 2019
    It's Friday night, I've worked hard all week. So I think I'll pop down to the supermarket and get myself a few Broadsides to chill out with. On the way, I nip into my son's bookies to see if he wants anything.  "Err, yeah can you give me a lift into town in a couple of hours?"  Doh!
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,022
    Same visit to the bookies, and as I'm walking out the door he's putting up his deal of the day for tomorrow: Newcastle v Leicester.  "I was thinking about making it Charlton v Leeds" he told be, "But the odds are too depressing".
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Stig said:
    It's Friday night, I've worked hard all week. So I think I'll pop down to the supermarket and get myself a few Broadsides to chill out. On the way in I nip into my son's bookies to see if he want's anything.  "Err, year can you give me a lift into town in a couple of hours?"  Doh!
    The joys of parenthood.


  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    The cat bringing in a mouse and the Mrs doing an impression of the woman with the stockings on Tom and Jerry all day... As if I'm leaving work for that
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,626
    McBobbin said:
    The cat bringing in a mouse and the Mrs doing an impression of the woman with the stockings on Tom and Jerry all day... As if I'm leaving work for that
    Stockings. ??? I must have been watching a different Tom & Jerry to you......
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,626
    When sports authorities (FIFA, WAA, OC etc) think that "diversity & inclusivity" means that world events or competitions should be held everywhere, even if it means that certain events have to held at midnight because it's too hot otherwise. (The Marathon at the World Athletic Championships if you are wondering). 

    I'm just waiting for the Inuit's to discover football & FIFA holding the 2030 World Cup in the Arctic........
     
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,150
    golfaddick said:
    McBobbin said:
    The cat bringing in a mouse and the Mrs doing an impression of the woman with the stockings on Tom and Jerry all day... As if I'm leaving work for that
    Stockings. ??? I must have been watching a different Tom & Jerry to you......
    I guess you were Golfie… Not so unusual, you being a bit out of step with the rest of us - nothing wrong with being a rebel.   

    The character was called Mammy Two Shoes.  


  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,150
    golfaddick said:
    When sports authorities (FIFA, WAA, OC etc) think that "diversity & inclusivity" means that world events or competitions should be held everywhere, even if it means that certain events have to held at midnight because it's too hot otherwise. (The Marathon at the World Athletic Championships if you are wondering). 

    I'm just waiting for the Inuit's to discover football & FIFA holding the 2030 World Cup in the Arctic........
     
    Or the winter Olympics in Cornwall? 
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,022
    Bands who release records that aren't to standard tuning.  I don't want to have to re-tune my guitar just so I can strum along with the cure.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,022
    Tory Party Conference.  Not for political reasons (well, not only for political reasons). I'm working in Manchester next week, but their conference has priced me out of all the local hotels.  I'm having to commute from Stockport :-1:
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,978
    Barclays. Shocking bank.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,598
    ValleyGary said:
    Barclays. Shocking bank.
    You can’t beat a Barclays mate.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Prefer a cattle truck
  • snowinberlin
    snowinberlin Posts: 807
    When you watch homes under the hammer and they did f- all to the gaff
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Suzuki France. Pay them 84 quid to send you a letter and they post it second class
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Algarveaddick said:
    golfaddick said:
    McBobbin said:
    The cat bringing in a mouse and the Mrs doing an impression of the woman with the stockings on Tom and Jerry all day... As if I'm leaving work for that
    Stockings. ??? I must have been watching a different Tom & Jerry to you......
    I guess you were Golfie… Not so unusual, you being a bit out of step with the rest of us - nothing wrong with being a rebel.   

    The character was called Mammy Two Shoes.  


    Porn, back in the day.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Releasing a controlled seven second fart and there's nobody around to hear it.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,965
    Not paying proper attention in the morning and misdirecting the deodorant spray into your own stupid face
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  • MartinCAFC
    MartinCAFC Posts: 3,219
    edited October 2019
    A work colleague who decides to start talking to me or asking me to check some work they've done while I happen to be eating something at my desk. Something that takes me 2-3 mins to eat, yet the work they want checked takes 30 seconds, and usually still has a couple of hours left on it's deadline to be completed when he asks. Or he'll wheel his chair to my desk and start browsing his phone talking at me while I have a mouthful of food as though i'm letting my focus down and inviting conversation.

    Or same work colleague who asks me to pop round to his desk to check some work on three different instances instead of waiting for one time for me to check all three pieces of work at the same time and preferably outside the 2-3 mins I might spend eating something. 
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    #teamplayer
  • The_Organiser
    The_Organiser Posts: 3,999
    edited October 2019
    Motorists who get frustrated by and/or drive like pricks around learner drivers. We’ve all been there ffs!
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    Been debating switching from iPhone to android for a while. Saw that Samsung were doing the S10 off contract with a free galaxy watch!

    Had a look into it and a good think and decided to go for it. Luckily I read the terms and conditions as it turns out the watch had to be claimed by 30th September. 
  • snowinberlin
    snowinberlin Posts: 807
    When you get a new bird and you're at her place and you really need a dump and / or fart
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,243
    snowinberlin said:
    When you get a new bird and you're at her place and you really need a dump and / or fart
    I remember those days, it's almost as of your body stores your noisier grunts for the evening. There is only one way to tackle this and its head on. 
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,740
    edited October 2019
    Carter said:
    snowinberlin said:
    When you get a new bird and you're at her place and you really need a dump and / or fart
    I remember those days, it's almost as of your body stores your noisier grunts for the evening. There is only one way to tackle this and its head on. 
    The human body is an incredible thing. It’s nature’s way of ejecting false finger nails. 
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,458
    The Organiser said:
    Motorists who get frustrated by and/or drive like pricks around learner drivers. We’ve all been there ffs!
    Agreed we’ve all been there, but don’t schedule lessons for rush hour. I never did that.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,022
    JaShea99 said:
    The Organiser said:
    Motorists who get frustrated by and/or drive like pricks around learner drivers. We’ve all been there ffs!
    Agreed we’ve all been there, but don’t schedule lessons for rush hour. I never did that.
    Is the wrong answer. Should driving instructors not be able to earn a living just because you're busy? Should learners have to wait longer between lessons? Don't learners have to be able to learn in rush hour, anyway? If your rush hour commute takes too long, perhaps you should be the one modifying your behaviour and get a job where you can do your travelling at times when its more convenient.
  • snowinberlin
    snowinberlin Posts: 807
    What does a learner learn sitting in a queue of traffic pray tell?
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