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General things that Annoy you

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  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,625
    Stig said:
    When I offer someone something and the other person ups the ante. If I tell someone I'm putting the kettle on, if offer them a cuppa or a brew or ask if they'd like a hot drink, I'm am essentially asking if they'd like a tea or a coffee, not Horlicks, not hot chocolate, not mulled wine.  If I randomly say, holy ghost? I'm offering a slice of toast. That is not an offer to make a cheese and ham toasty  (with the ham shredded so the cheese melts through it) and just a little bit of pickle.

    In a similar vein if I say I'm going down the chippy, my 'would you like anything?' extends to anything that I can reasonably expect they'll have ready at the counter. Not skate or rock or salmon that's grilled with lemon and not too many chips. Not too many chips???? Just leave the ones you don't want!  While we're at it, people who say they don't want chips and then start pinching mine.
    Oh, so you're one of them are you....😀
  • The nannying prick at work who told me off for not using the handrail

    Shove the handrail up your arse
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    The nannying prick at work who told me off for not using the handrail

    Shove the handrail up your arse
    he probably does and now gets a kick out of everyone touching it.
  • basically criminal satellite tv companies reorganising football matches on a whim without a murmur of control from the appointed football "authorities" completely norsing up our schedules  and plans for getting to matches train tickets are purchased in advance at preferential rates to become worthless because the fellating whores at EFL are so busy breathing thru their ears while pocketing the broadcasters' spare change they long since stopped even pretending to give a flying fornication for the very people on whom the entire national game depends
    not once in a blue moon but 3 home games out of 4 in just 4 weeks
  • mardy gets who come on all 'look at me I'm proper lovely, just cos I offered to make a brew' who then get all passagg sulky when I ask for a hot chocolate.  The packets are right there with the teabags, tip the powder in, pour on the hot water and put a spoon in it, FFS I can mix it up fine meself, it's a site less bother than all that milk/sugar/decaff palaver with the teas and coffees but apparently I'm the prick. 
  • DrugAddicks
    DrugAddicks Posts: 54
    edited October 2019
    People who take their shoes off in work. I can just about tolerate it whilst you're at your desk. Recently though, people seem to think it's ok to wander around the floor in their socks! It's an office not your front room! Put your bloody shoes on! 
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    People who take their shoes off in work. I can just about tolerate it whilst you're at your desk. Recently though, people seem to think it's ok to wander around the floor in their socks! It's an office not your front room! Put your bloody shoes on! 
    I would have agreed with you until I developed arthritis.

    Sometimes, with a bad attack,  removing footwear is the only way to relieve the pain when stuck in a confined space.
  • When a murder at your workplace keeps you there well after your finish time. So very inconsiderate.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,597
    When a murder at your workplace keeps you there well after your finish time. So very inconsiderate.
    That’s one hell of an accident report form to fill out. Bet H&S we’re having kittens 
  • When a murder at your workplace keeps you there well after your finish time. So very inconsiderate.
    That’s one hell of an accident report form to fill out. Bet H&S we’re having kittens 

    You know that. It’s days like today I’m glad I’m still just a basic kanga. Come home, unwind and go again tomorrow. There’ll be people higher up the chain seriously stressed after today’s events, preparing answers to the inevitable questions.
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,977
    Not annoys me but makes me desperately sad. 20 year old murdered in Barnehurst today at 3pm in the afternoon by a 17 year old. Too close to home.
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,636
    Not annoys me but makes me desperately sad. 20 year old murdered in Barnehurst today at 3pm in the afternoon by a 17 year old. Too close to home.
    100 yards from me gaz. Never would expect something like this to happen on my doorstep. Fcking joke.
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,344
    Not annoys me but makes me desperately sad. 20 year old murdered in Barnehurst today at 3pm in the afternoon by a 17 year old. Too close to home.
    America may have a gun problem

    But we have a knife problem
  • Annoys me when people think the answer to our stabbing epidemic is ‘youth clubs’ ffs 
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
    Annoys me when people think the answer to our stabbing epidemic is ‘youth clubs’ ffs 
    A stabbing youth club?
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
    edited October 2019
    This threads got so long I can’t remember what we’ve had but who cares, here goes.

    Smokers, who arrogantly flick their butts on the floor, road and don’t bother stamping them out. Or really annoyingly out of car windows.

    Is the local location one big waste bin 🗑 as far as they’re concerned?

    Arrogant F ing, see you next tuesdays!
  • I think this may have been done before but can't be arsed to scrawl through 800 pages

    People with Flight cases who get off the train and / or escalator and suddenly stop to pull out the handle and you almost fall over it, like they are oblivious to the fact there are hundreds of people behind them
  • Can someone explain why people in cars brake as they're going through a Green Light yet arent turning either left or right (if at a crossroad) - It bloody well decreases the chances of as many cars behind you getting through that set of lights and there is no concern about you jumping a red light as your allowed to go on amber if its too dangerous to try and stop!!
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,150
    Websites with undated articles. It's all very well publishing pages about recycling figures for "this year", or somesuch thing, but no good when you don't have a clue what year they wrote it... 

    I fully expect someone to now tell me that if you hover the cursor over the third paragraph in any article, press F4, Num Lock and Q at the same time you can find out, like that is the most obvious thing in the world - which is also something that annoys me... :D   
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    The one time I'm stuck in front of a tv at Homes Under The Hammer time and state opening of parliament is on, should be on CBeebies ffs
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    ....Laura Kuenssberg
  • When a murder at your workplace keeps you there well after your finish time. So very inconsiderate.
    Wasnt Richard Huckle was it?
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
    Delivery slots!

    Morning, Afternoon, 8-12, 12-4, doesn’t matter, mine are never at the beginning of the slot, always at the F ing end!!!!!!
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    When a murder at your workplace keeps you there well after your finish time. So very inconsiderate.
    Wasnt Richard Huckle was it?
    Live in hope
  • When a murder at your workplace keeps you there well after your finish time. So very inconsiderate.
    Wasnt Richard Huckle was it?
    Live in hope
    He is dead
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
    Gun Salutes! 

    What the F for, all they do is scare the shit out of my dog 🐕 
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Gun Salutes! 

    What the F for, all they do is scare the shit out of my dog 🐕 
    Just reminded me, when Bailey was younger and we were training him. Part of that was gunshot training, as we lined up with our dogs sitting next to us I reached adjust his collar just as the gun was fired. I nearly crapped my pants, our instructor said Bailey passed although I failed. 😂
  • When a murder at your workplace keeps you there well after your finish time. So very inconsiderate.
    Wasnt Richard Huckle was it?

    Yes.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    When a murder at your workplace keeps you there well after your finish time. So very inconsiderate.
    Wasnt Richard Huckle was it?

    Yes.
    Feel sorry for you guys, as if your job isn't difficult enough. Mind you, if anyone deserved it...
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    That’s one for the ‘General things that Please you’ thread.
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