Static caravans seem a reasonable price for an older model but when you dig a bit deeper you discover that sites insist on replacement every 8-12 years and the annual site fees are exorbitant.
I’ve just come out of a pretty intense short lived relationship with the girl from the BT adverts. At first I was all like cor she's hot. I then started to fall for her. We had so much in common. We both like Duran Duran. Everything seemed to suggest that I had found the one. Then today i got a letter. It informed me that i was late on my BT bill. For this they were going to charge me extra because they had to go to the trouble of writing to me. The betrayal. The adverts come on. My mind is racing. I switch the channel over, believing if I ignored her then maybe I could forgive her. Friends has just finished and there she is again. Nestled between landlord insurance and a woman’s shaving advert. I told her it’s over; I can’t live with someone who will steal and lie to me. She didn’t say a word. I told her Duran Duran was shit. I know I don’t mean that, it’s just, I was angry. I bloody love ‘save a prayer’. It’s the words of Simon le bon that have helped me during this painful period. Still… life goes on and I’ve paid the bill.
The term "coleslaw" arose in the 18th century as an Anglicisation of the Dutch term "koolsla", a shortening of "koolsalade", which means "cabbage salad". It is originally from Ireland and was made at the end of the month from leftover vegetables and cream.
The Wrong Arm of the Law: a charming evocation of a kind of reassuring never-neverland, populated by loveable rogues and dimwitted but honest cops. Of course the crime underworld was never like this, but when the horrors of the modern world seem to crowd in on me, this is just the kind of amusing escapist whimsy I love to take solace in.
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At first I was all like cor she's hot. I then started to fall for her. We had so much in common. We both like Duran Duran. Everything seemed to suggest that I had found the one.
Then today i got a letter. It informed me that i was late on my BT bill. For this they were going to charge me extra because they had to go to the trouble of writing to me. The betrayal.
The adverts come on. My mind is racing. I switch the channel over, believing if I ignored her then maybe I could forgive her.
Friends has just finished and there she is again. Nestled between landlord insurance and a woman’s shaving advert.
I told her it’s over; I can’t live with someone who will steal and lie to me. She didn’t say a word. I told her Duran Duran was shit. I know I don’t mean that, it’s just, I was angry. I bloody love ‘save a prayer’. It’s the words of Simon le bon that have helped me during this painful period.
Still… life goes on and I’ve paid the bill.
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