A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: · One can of beans · One bag of potato chips · One pack of burgers · One tub of ice cream · One cake · One yogurt · One pint of milk · One carrot · One loaf of bread
He takes them over to the checkout where the really pretty checkout girl looks at him, smiles and says "You're single, aren't you." Pleased at the attention he smiles back and says "Why yes, how did you know?" The girl replies: "Because you're one ugly bastard."
900ml chicken or vegetable stock (or Miso soup mix) 1 boneless, skinless chicken breast , about 175g/6oz 1 tsp chopped fresh root ginger 1 garlic clove , finely chopped 50g rice or wheat noodles 2 tbsp sweetcorn , canned or frozen 2-3 mushrooms , thinly sliced 2 spring onions , shredded 2 tsp soy sauce , plus extra for serving A little shredded chilli (optional), to serve
1.Pour the stock into a pan and add the chicken, ginger and garlic. Bring to the boil, then reduce the heat, partly cover and simmer for 20 mins, until the chicken is tender. Remove the chicken to a board and shred into bite-size pieces using a couple of forks.
2. Return the chicken to the stock with the noodles, corn, mushrooms, half the spring onions and the soy sauce. Simmer for 3-4 mins until the noodles are tender. Ladle into two bowls and scatter over the remaining spring onions, herbs and chilli shreds if using. Serve with extra soy sauce for sprinkling.
"The vigorous working of your imagination, which is always so active.....must as often be suppressed. Unless you suppress it, it will suppress you." (The Cloud Of Unknowing) .........................Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
And what, pray, is the point of BBC Newsreaders standing outside the BBC HQ to present the story on Auntie's crass incompetence and, on the matter of unjustified bonuses, rank hypocrisy? Other than further irritating licence fee payers with hourly views of how their money has been spent on glitzy new offices.
"Truth is a river that is always splitting up into arms that reunite. Islanded between the arms, the inhabitants argue for a lifetime as to which is the main river." (Cyril Connolly)
“It is not through the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer or the baker that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interests.” Adam Smith
"All protein in the body....is 'turned over' every six months and in some organs such as the liver, the protein is renewed more frequently. When we meet a friend we have not seen for six months there is not one molecule in his face which was there when we last saw him". (Professor Harold Saxton Burr) Don't get your hopes up Henry, you'll still be one ugly bastard.
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· One can of beans
· One bag of potato chips
· One pack of burgers
· One tub of ice cream
· One cake
· One yogurt
· One pint of milk
· One carrot
· One loaf of bread
He takes them over to the checkout where the really pretty checkout girl looks at him, smiles and says "You're single, aren't you."
Pleased at the attention he smiles back and says "Why yes, how did you know?"
The girl replies: "Because you're one ugly bastard."
1 boneless, skinless chicken breast , about 175g/6oz
1 tsp chopped fresh root ginger
1 garlic clove , finely chopped
50g rice or wheat noodles
2 tbsp sweetcorn , canned or frozen
2-3 mushrooms , thinly sliced
2 spring onions , shredded
2 tsp soy sauce , plus extra for serving
A little shredded chilli (optional), to serve
1.Pour the stock into a pan and add the chicken, ginger and garlic. Bring to the boil, then reduce the heat, partly cover and simmer for 20 mins, until the chicken is tender. Remove the chicken to a board and shred into bite-size pieces using a couple of forks.
2. Return the chicken to the stock with the noodles, corn, mushrooms, half the spring onions and the soy sauce. Simmer for 3-4 mins until the noodles are tender. Ladle into two bowls and scatter over the remaining spring onions, herbs and chilli shreds if using. Serve with extra soy sauce for sprinkling.
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.........................Put that in your pipe and smoke it.
but from their regard to their own interests.” Adam Smith
Don't get your hopes up Henry, you'll still be one ugly bastard.